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Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:36 pm

Rev the chainsaw, laugh demoniacally, then offer Warhead the demonic sword as a peace offering. Perhaps he'll join your party?

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:02 pm

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 Location: Skeleton room

You come to your senses, and offer Warhead your demonic sword. He accepts, muttering something about your mom. Upon hearing your offer about joining the party, he chuckles and says, "Ah, what the hell, I'll just do yer mom later."

>Party

- You
- Warhead

Post by **jmatthew** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:20 pm

Ok, does anyone else think it's a little fucked that Brickthulu ONLY dealt 1 hp???

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:45 pm

jmatthew wrote:Ok, does anyone else think it's a little fucked that Brickthulu ONLY dealt 1 hp???

Let's just say the adventurer got lucky.

So, any orders?

Post by **GeneralOfDeath** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:07 pm

>Look Exits

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:59 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:>Look Exits

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 Location: Cellar

using your system of shotgun blast marks, you made it back to the cellar. There is the maze to the north, a passage to the south, and an unclimbable ramp to the west.

Post by **GeneralOfDeath** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:36 pm

>South

Post by **jmatthew** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:58 pm

Fuck this game. I don't want anything to do with anything where one is able to "get lucky" against Brikthulhu, or where Warhead accepts anything non-alcoholic as a peace offering. I'm out.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:01 pm

What? We weren't shooting the damned walls!

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:16 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:What? We weren't shooting the damned walls!

Crazy thing called READING THE DAMN THREAD ALL THE WAY THROUGH. You should try it.

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 Location: Art room

You are now in a room that seems to have used to hold many paintings, but vandals and thieves have stolen all but one painting. The painting is hanging on the far side of the room, and depicts a DSM standing on a pile of debris, with all sorts of things going on in the background. It is a painting of unparalleled beauty.

Post by **GeneralOfDeath** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:32 pm

>Appraise Painting

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:35 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:>Appraise Painting

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 Location: Art room

The painting appears to be worth a lot of gold. You would have to see a professional appraiser to find out it's true worth.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:43 pm

Olothontor wrote:>Use the lantern, and put shotgun rounds at key locations on your route in the maze so you know when you've gone in a circle.

'Round' = 'Shell' mate. Ah well.

Bow in reverence to the painting and then see if there's anything behind it.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:42 pm

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 Location: art room

You look behind the painting, and see a small, padlocked iron door. Odds are it's a safe.

and @Ross: All right, so now you guys still have all of the shotgun rounds. Happy birthday.

Post by **Pwnerade** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:14 am

Hello, sailor.

Also, reload the shotgun.