other people are doin' it, why can't i?
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Deep, deep, in the mists of time....
Back, before the dawn of G.R. 2,010...
Sitting in a Bar, three mercs converse.
"Yessir, that scar is from the barbed wire in the streets of--"
"Sir! A Message from the Immortals!"
(http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... ght=#66459)Lord Warhead wrote:Greetings From High Lord Warhead. I come to extend an invitation of vassalship and fealty to the Immortal Empire. Any attempts of treachery will be met with planted explosive charges and assassin nanites.
Besides, I'm not stupid, an insane megalomaniac maybe but not stupid. I have a vast fleet for each person who joins (all above conditions apply) but despite the awesomely vastness of these fleets none are as vast as my Imperial Defence Fleet that I command myself. I mean, d'uh! C'mon, give me some credit.
Now, you all better just sign up and serve me or I'll have to set my boy Grand Admiral Benkim on yah. Time's almost run out.
"We will consider your offer. Our team has extensive experience."
"Such as?"
"Most recently, the Campaigns of The Hill."
"Excellent."
"But what are the rewards for us? Many great forces have already aligned themselves against you."
"Riches, Maniac Beer, Immortalization, a fleet, and the Title of Grand Admiral. Sound good?"
"We will join you."
"Good. Prepare for battle. We will assault Fico."
Hahaha! Great! Absolutely bloody marvellous! Hahaha! Love the hat, who's that? I'm assuming this is Elmagnifico, Massam and yourself (you'd be the ginger in green) at the bar on the Hill? I'm also reminded of Brags Warhead puppet show when I see the Warhead Sig-Fig on the screen. 
Elmagnifico would have drawn tits and a fat belly and who knows what else under that screen though. 
