But sir, It's liquid!

Post by **Silent-sigfig** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:51 pm

get silva to be a good troll.

Post by **Silverdream** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:15 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:get silva to be a good troll.

No, get two Alex Kingstons to have a threesome with me first.

Post by **mgb519** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:27 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Silent-sigfig wrote:get silva to be a good troll.
No, get two Alex Kingstons to have a threesome with me first.

I get my hands on a DFA and get Alex Kingston from two alternate dimensions and brainwash them. Case closed.

Get me some maniac beer without getting killed, maimed, or bribed by immortals. They better not be after me, either.

Post by **Silverdream** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:52 pm

You remember when the Silvarian Empire traded 800,000 nyphilian heads for billions of infinity kegs filled with maniac beer?

Well here is one pint brought from one of their pubs. It's free there, all you have to do is be a citizen.

Although more Riot Police are being brought on staff, more people are immigrating into the empire.

Bring me the skull of Sherlock Holmes. The Fictional Character.

Post by **Scottsman** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:08 pm

I use the golden ticket from "the last action hero". I bring back the one from the most recent film.

kill warhead.

Post by **mgb519** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:18 pm

I disarm and disassemble a Soviet-warhead. That's like killing a bomb, right?

Would you kindly find Stephanie Meyer and put a bullet through her head?

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:21 pm

I take a bullet; just the slug, and put it on the end of a length of thread. I thread a needle with the bullet-laden thread, and run it through Stephanie Meyer's head, in one ear and out the other. Since she has no brain and is a robot, it doesn't really do anything.

Jeeves, bring me the cult.

Post by **mgb519** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:17 pm

I change the english language so that "c" is the capital form and "C" is the lowercase form. Then I bring you the cult over there.

Give me a hilarious title, whether it be derogatory or awesome...or both.

Post by **AlphaLurker** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:13 pm

mgb519 wrote:I change the english language so that "c" is the capital form and "C" is the lowercase form. Then I bring you the cult over there.

Give me a hilarious title, whether it be derogatory or awesome...or both.

MGB, Maniacly-Gluttonous Being.

Give me a starship!

Post by **mgb519** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:58 pm

AlphaLurker wrote:
mgb519 wrote:I change the english language so that "c" is the capital form and "C" is the lowercase form. Then I bring you the cult over there.

Give me a hilarious title, whether it be derogatory or awesome...or both.
MGB, Maniacly-Gluttonous Being.

Give me a starship!

I give you one. It is a foot long and isn't functional.

Make me a sandwich.

Post by **enders_shadow** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:00 pm

What do I look like, a woman? Joking aside, MAKE YOUR OWN SAMMICH! and could you get me one too while your at it? thanks

Post by **mgb519** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:06 pm

enders_shadow wrote:What do I look like, a woman?

YES.

Post by **dilanski** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:19 am

mgb519 wrote:Make me a sandwich.

This is how I made you you're sandwich... I'm so ashamed.

Get Rayhawk to publish chapters 9,10 and 11 of the 2010 Brikwars rule book.

Post by **AlphaLurker** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:44 am

I make you time-travel to 2018. Oh wait... He's still working on the last one.

Time travel. Do it.

Post by **Silverdream** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:19 pm

Using the third dimension, I travel forward in time just by sitting.