ORK!

Post by **Keldoclock** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:43 am

(OOC: Oh come on man, crazy ass rickety machines of death is 100% Ork.

How will we rule the world without destroying the humans and their big dumb rock houses? )

Is the oversized warhammer 2handed? If not, Big also grabs a shield.
What are Big's stats?

Post by **Silverdream** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:45 am

Attack dog! Beat do not kill!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:38 am

Wharg! Me slap pork away from armor. Me will have laughs when dog tries to wear it.

Post by **knolli** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:04 pm

Keldoclock wrote:(OOC: Oh come on man, crazy ass rickety machines of death is 100% Ork.

How will we rule the world without destroying the humans and their big dumb rock houses? )

Is the oversized warhammer 2handed? If not, Big also grabs a shield.
What are Big's stats?

You are the lowest of the lowest in ork society, nearly as valuable as the dirt under the chiefs fingernails. This is your very first chance to prove your worth. Many grunks never even get that chance, so consider yourself lucky.
There is a special reason why orcs rarily apply for higher education.

Orc - The RPGs wrote:For Orcs it's a pretty difficult task to remember what happened this morning. Remembering the past day is almost impossible, and what happened last week could just as well have happened 1000 years ago. These specific memory capacities play an important role in the Ork language: Orcs use present tense in every sentence!

Big is big and thats it.
Muscle: 6
Spunk: 6
Fumble Finger: 2
MoJo: 2
If you don't want to play him, pick another grunk from the pit.
Of course the biggest weapon of the stack is two-handed. Some others are, too.

In the next scene I will introduce the skill system. I wish I had my notes at hand.

Post by **lawmaster** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:43 pm

When pork knocked away he get angry he pick up stone hit it with dager and set arrow on fire and have in sail threw dog head

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:38 pm

Dog strap chainmail to head. (as a hood.....dunno if it looks stupid, don't care) Then Dog defend it from anyone who wants it! And growls

Post by **lawmaster** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:44 pm

Oh and as for whoever snake mittens is he can eat a dagger shot from a bow and arrow

Post by **Keldoclock** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:14 pm

Ah, it seems I misjudged the theme of this game.

found this

http://greenronin.com/ork-101.php

At least Torque had the right grammar!

Post by **Scottsman** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:32 pm

"Move fast. Kill faster. Armor no kill, no take armor."

Post by **Silverdream** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:10 pm

AXE SNORK!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:00 am

Me kill peoples who try kill me.

Post by **knolli** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:57 am

Keldoclock wrote:Ah, it seems I misjudged the theme of this game.

found this

http://greenronin.com/ork-101.php

At least Torque had the right grammar!

Yes, that's it exactly. I'm still full of hope that at least one of you will make it out of the camp alive and start his quest for the latest artifact that Krom has sent to this world.

I had planned to let you have some weapon training afterwards and let you distribute some skill points on that ocassion. But since you already started combat training on your own, I could do it now just as well.

The skill system
You start every skill at level 1. The rank determines the number of dice you roll for a respective skill check. The kind of the die or dice is determined by the associated attribut. There are 16 skills in total.
Muscle: Fighting, Climbing, Jumping, Smashing
Spunk: Usinf the Butcher's saw (Healing), Sprinting, Boozing, Swimming
Fumble Finger: Eyeballing, Grabing, Riding, Sneaking, Throwing (any ranged attack)
MoJo: Leadership, Magic, Snooping

For the beginning, you have 5 skill points to distribute but at most 2 per skill.
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It would have been a surpise if the grunks had NOT started a quarrel for the stuff. As soon as Pork reaches for the chainmal, Dog tries to hustle him away (4 vs. 7). Pork is showed to the ground, but holds the chainmal in his hands. Dork wants to help his friend and jumps at Dog to keep him down (2 vs. 6), but Dog hardly notices the tackle. Snork pulls the mail away from Pork (4 vs. 1) and hands it to Dog.

Now Dork and Pork get angry. Prok throws the next best thing at Dog. It's a small silver L-shaped thing from the pile of weapons. Dork swings his axe and charges at Snork. But he has barely made three steps when the L-shaped thing hits Dog and the face (9 vs. 3) with a loud BAAANG! Dog cries out in pian: "AAAUUUURRR!! My FOOT! MY FOOT!" and starts jumping on one leg, kicking around with the other one. Dork is too perplex and misses Snork (6 vs.

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"Hold it! That be punishment from KROM!" the shaman shouts. You don't respond, so he mumbles again in a strainge language. Suddenly all grunks can no longer move a mucle and are frozen in mid movement. He steps forward and picks the strange thing from the ground."That be holy thing Krom sent to us. Why that here?" Now that you can take a closer look at it, it looks like this:

The smith is shocked: "Me not know. Have mercy. No turn my into stone. No not know." "Krom angry because we not worship holy L. Now he punish us. Me bring holy L to temple. You tell grunks plan. Talk about punishent later." With that the holy shaman turns and walks towards the scarp on the far end of the town. You are albe to move again.
"Fuuu, that close!" The smith who has been crying like a girl moments ago straightens his back and turns to you."OK, you little suckers. Quiet! Listen! Stay put! You no, me smash you. *he turns to Dog* Stop whining. That only little scratch. Me survive bigger Autsch! Now give shirt to that grunk. *he points at Pork* You be punished. But here. Take that. *he hands you a rusty, spiked helmet*
Now listen! You all. Last night big ball of fire in sky. Fall down. In wood. Be holy present from Krom. You go. You find it. You bring back! Bring back in one piece. Not make Krom angry if ork not worship holy present. You see what Krom do when angry. When not bring back holy thing, you be punished. When damage holy thing, you be punished. When loose comrade, ...well that happen. Brong back holy thing and you get reward. Maybe shaman even allow you sing name song. Take some of these, then go."
He leads you to the edge of town to a hole in the palisade. He hands a pouch of provisions to every one. Inside you find some stones and sticks, some rotten meat and mud. "Off you go. Don't come back without holy thingy."

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:58 am

OOC: Hmm, I'll take 2 in throwing, 2 in eyeballing, and 1 in fighting.

Rarg, that sound fun! Me take bag and start walking.

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:46 am

1 in fighting, 1 in jumping and climbing, 2 in sneaking.

"Me take bag, and wait for others."

Post by **lawmaster** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:40 am

1 in riding 2 in throwing and 2 in sneaking