ORK!

Post by **Silverdream** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:34 pm

Push udder ork in water.

Post by **Scottsman** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:20 pm

Find weakest living thin within reach, stab it onto the end of sword rope, and toss them into the water.

Post by **knolli** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:23 pm

Scottsman wrote:Find weakest living thin within reach, stab it onto the end of sword rope, and toss them into the water.

That would be either Snork, Dork or Pork. Do you really want to proceed?

You examine the crater and the puddle of water. It is hardly deep enough to reach up to the ankles. Only some rainwater that's gray with ash. Pork sees it forst: It's some kind of trace. There are two shallow trenches two steps apart from each other. The track begins at the bottom of the crater and leaves in one direction. There are more footprints. Small ones. Bare feet. Five toes. Too small for ork. Pork just want to follow the track when Dork starts a fight with Snork, who lands face down in the puddle (6 vs. 4).

Post by **lawmaster** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:20 pm

help dork out by using bow and arrow then go and follow trail

Post by **Silverdream** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:21 pm

Help baby snork out of puddle. Den go and follow track.

Post by **Scottsman** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:31 pm

never mind, but only because it's only ankle deep. I follow.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:08 am

Follow track. Den wack Dork with akstaf.

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:09 am

Follow da others...

(what if it is a little grey man?)

Post by **knolli** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:36 am

You really want to kill each other, don't you?

Snork was looking down and staring at the puddle when Dork kicked him in the butt. He fell over and landed in the dirt while Dork laughs at him. Snork doesn't like to be laughed at and raises his axe. "Stop laughing!" But when was ready to chop some Dork, Pork stands beside him and pointing an arrow at Snork.
"Only fun. Not be angry." Dork says and helps Snork out of the puddle. Snork accepts, for now. The little horde sets out to follow the track. Now that you know what you are looking for it is easy. All the while Dork and Snork continue their little quarrel. The one shoves the other, the other one returns the favor. After some time the sun is setting; finally. But you don''t feel tiered yet and the bright light was annoying anyway.
You are on your way around another hill when it is Dorks turn to be shoved in the bushes again. Snork pushes him. Dork stumbles. He falls into the bush. He vanishes from view. Snork hears a surprised "WhoAAaaa!". Snorks laughs. Dork doesn't come back. Snork climbs into the bush. The woods end here. And so does the hill. About five yards below Snorks position, Dork is sitting on the ground and rubbing his bottom. There are fields of corn and meadows down there. In the distance you see some light. A few houses. Some of them are covered with grass or seem to be dug into the ground. Smoke rises from some of the chimneys.

Post by **lawmaster** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:54 am

Grab a vine tie it to arrow tie it to tree fire it down for a path. Go down there help dork up and ATTACK THEM HUMANS

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:42 am

They be bobbits! Me suggest we be sneaky....wut du you think?

Post by **Scottsman** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:00 pm

I charge the nearest home and break down the door.
"COMERE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS"
If there are any bobbits, I antempt to capture 2.

Post by **Silverdream** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:05 pm

Make sure we no be followed. Bobbitses no got onner like ork.

Post by **knolli** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:49 pm

@ Silver: You still havn't told me how you want to spend you skill points.

+++++

"We be sneak..." Dog tries to say, when he is interrupted by Spork's battlecry. "RRAAAAARGH!" He jumps and slides down the last yards of the hill and breaks into a run over the fields and towards the next house. The rest is following with some distance. It seems like nobody has noticed the aproaching orks, yet.
Spork charges at the nearest door (4 vs. 9) but it doesn't give a bit. Inside someone asks: "Huh?! Who's dere?" "COMERE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!" "Joe, is that you again? Your house is the one next door. I told you not to drink so much!" Spork kicks. The door trembles, but stands firm. "Joe, go away! I tell you! Go or I will beat some sense into you pighead!" BANG! Finally the door flies open. A bobbit in a frilly nightgown stands there with a iron pan in its hand and a candle in the other. "You are not Joe", are its last words before Spork smashes its head against the wall (13 vs. 2). Damn, these bobbits die too fast.
By now the other orks have reached the village, too. Someone openes a window nearby. "What the hell is going on AARGH! Cough!" Pork's arrow hits him clean in the throat (9 vs. 3).
Most of the buildings are dark but a big barn. There are many loud and jolly voices there. They seem to be laughing and singing. BAH!

Post by **Silverdream** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:53 pm

Muscle: Fighting, Climbing, Jumping, Smashing
Spunk: Usinf the Butcher's saw (Healing), Sprinting, Boozing, Swimming
Fumble Finger: Eyeballing, Grabing, Riding, Sneaking, Throwing (any ranged attack)
MoJo: Leadership, Magic, Snooping

2 in swimming, 2 in throwing and 1 in grabbing.

TAKE BOBBIT SLAVESES!