ORK!

[knolli]

Don't you forget a little something? Like the swordsman who is trying to impale you?

[lawmaster]

Wait a second *rereads text* OH i meant throw the human in the fire for the sacrifice I thought he was bobbit at first

[Scottsman]

I use the fire to ignite bobbit corpses and start throwing them at the humans

[Silverdream]

Help pork with baby axe if necessary.

if not den push car.

[SnakeMittens]

Kill the humies. Try and open door of shiny thing wit weels.

[knolli]

@ Silver: Why use Baby Axe? You are a dath god with your sling (3d8+2), have a good position at the door and noone pays you any attention. In meelee you need luck to pierce through the chainmail (1d6+2 vs 1d8+4) and have trouble to defend yourself (2d6+2(bobbit milita) or 2d8+3(human fighter) vs. your 1d8+2).

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Thanks to the fabulous entry the barn door is wide open or rather scattered everywhere. The path to the Thing is blockes with thrown over tables, the planks of the door, beer mugs burning hay bales and corpses.

Snork is near the remains of the door. He wants to reach the Thing, but there are the tough bobbit milita and two other fights blocking his way. Instead he runs around to clear the path and thows some of the debris into the tough bobbit's face (10 vs. 7). He's bleeding from the nose, but still doesn't give up, although his strikes lose in power (7 vs..

The human leader tries to grab Pork and pull im down from the Thing's "face" (8 vs. 10) but Pork is faster (6 vs. 5, lucky you). By sheer luck he finds an opening and jumps in the human's face, makes him stumble backwards and leaves bloody scratches in his face. Unfortunately the human doesn't fall. Pork comes to stand on his feet besides the Thing again. He sees the human raise his sword again. But now for one second Dork has a clear filed of fire. That's all he needs (22 vs. 5). The stone smashes through the chainmail like paper. There is a surprised look in the fighters eyes when his coat of arms begins to turn red. Then he collapses still holding his sword.

Next to him Spork tries to win some space, grabs one of the already burning corpses from the ground and flings it at his opponent. And missing (4 vs. 6). His opponent uses his chance and cuts Spork arm again (6 vs. 1). But he has no time to celebrate this. "Getta hell outta here! Push dat black thingy off da barn!"someone shouts. Then Dog comes flying and runs the swordsman through with his spear (14 vs. . Both go down. The fighter still lives, but is bleeding heavily. Now the two bobbitses who tried to follow Dog up the ladder come running. They see their chance and slash at him (8 vs. 11 and 11 vs. 6). Dog can dodge one strike, bot not both. A nasty cut burns on his back.

Big has taken care of his opponents. What to do now? Spork and Dog seem to take all the fun for themselves. How unfair. He charges at the two sword swinging bobbitses (19 vs. 7 and 3) and sends them both flying with one heavy blow of his mighty hammer. They disappear in the flames.

Opponents:
Farmers: 4 Dead, one fleeing.
Bobbit milita: 1 wounded, 2 dead
Human fighters: 2 heavily wounded
Human leader: dead
Peasants: 5 dead or dying, about 20 fled

[lawmaster]

Sacrifice the closest bobbit or human to fix the thing then clear the things path so we can get it out of here

[Killer Karetsu]

OUCH! Stab the fighter if he is still alive, then go help to clear a path to the black thing.

[Silverdream]

Finish off the bobbit warrior, and find the tied up Bobbit from the start.

[Scottsman]

Throw human at "thing" to get it moving, then push it with my mighty muscles.

[knolli]

There are many bodies nearby, dead or dieing. But one of the human fighter would be the best sacrifice. Pork rather drags than carries the wounded fighter to next burning hay bale and with a "Krom, take sacrifice!" he gives the body to the flames. The sword is still lieing on the ground where the fighter had collapsed.
The last bobbit standig suddenly sees himself surrounded by enemies and tries to flee, but he can't outrun Dorks deadly bullet (11 vs. . A quick glance out of the door shows that the captured child is still where he should be. Some of the surviving peasants are running to their homes while others flee the town.
Dog gets up and finishes off the last human and pulls his spear free from the body. Then he helps Snork to clear the path. Burning hay, wooden tables and benches, bodies, weapons, a flute and much more.
Spork thorws one of the corpses at the "thing", but it only moves a few inches. The varnish is scratched where the chainmail touched it. Spork begins to push it to the door, but it only moves slowly until he tells Big to help. Then it is only a matter of seconds.

The barn is ablaze but still standing. Soon it will break down.

[SnakeMittens]

Push da thing out of the barn before it collapses.

[Keldoclock]

Push da thing out of the barn before it collapses.

BIG AM CONCUR.

One of us should probably try to wrassle up some slaves.

[Silverdream]

Get tha fuck outa dat barn an carry dat bobbit

[Killer Karetsu]

Grab some good loot and getta fuck outta dere!