ORK!

[knolli]

Fart as to quickly destroy the flower smell then hit the green button that has a circle and line through it pork like circles they remind him of circle of life which ends up as circle of death

I don't know what button you are talking about.

[Keldoclock]

It's just lighthearted humor, chill out.

[Silverdream]

I know my english isn't perfect and I'm sure I make a lot of mistakes. It is one thing to point out I did something wrong. It is another to make fun of it.
Some of your comments were hard to understand, others were incomprehensible and others I refuse to read. So it is back to english now.

Dude, I don't see any real problem with your english. In fact, you can speak english better than I can speak spanish and french.

[lawmaster]

I am assuming it is one of those cars that the keys are just used for locks and there is an on button

[knolli]

I am assuming it is one of those cars that the keys are just used for locks and there is an on button

Sorry to disappoint you. No PLAY-button.

[lawmaster]

NOOOOOO then hit buttons of all corlors

[knolli]

You hit the buttons aimlessly. Next to the wheel are several levers and a small slit. You play with them, too.
In most cases nothing happenes, but after you pressed a red one with a triangle symbol on it, a clicking noise can be heard. Click - clack - clik -clack. From outside you hear astonished voices as orange lights flash on and off rhythmically. One in each corner of the car.

[Scottsman]

"FAERIES!"

[lawmaster]

Freak out and start kicking below the wheel

[knolli]

Spok sees the blinking lights. They are behind some smooth, nearly transparent surface that is similar to, but not exactly like glass. They keeps on flashing.
Inside the car, Pork shrieks for suprise and kicks below the steering wheel. To his further suprise the floor gives way. "Oh, no! Me broke Thing now?!" is his first thought. The clicking sound continues and two green arrow-like symbols behind the wheel blick in unison but nothing else happenes. So Pork calms down after a second. He realizes that the pedals are not broken. Maybe they are meant to be, well, pedaled? (I just learned this word exists )
Despite his afforts the nasty flowery scent attacks his nostrils again.

[lawmaster]

Belch and fart and do anything to kill smell then hit pedal but slowly this time

[Silverdream]

Push the car.

[knolli]

Pork searches for the origin of the scent and leaves the pedals for later. The smell comes out of the handbag at the passenger seat. You rip it open and search through the contents. Inside are many many strange things:
A small leather pouch with a metal ring. On the ring are several pointy metal sticks and a soft fluffy totem of a bear.
A slightly bigger rectangular leather pouch with a lot of pockets. Inside one of the pockets are coins. Pork has heard of coins. In a another pocket are some small sheets of paper in different colors.
A flask with some liquid still inside. It smells awfully strong of flowers.
An empty book and a pen.
Some white rectangular things in crackling wrapping. (How else would you describe a pack of tissues?)
A comb.
And more you can't describe. (Some chewing gum, sanitary tampons, ...)

What do you with the flask of perfume now that you found it?

[lawmaster]

Cover it up so can't small save for weapon later. Now hit pedal slowly

[Keldoclock]

"AHAHAHAHAHA YOU AM SMELL LIKE SQUISHY MAN!"