ORK!

[Killer Karetsu]

Dog am climb da crag. Den am see village.

[knolli]

While the others are watching Pork, Dog walks to the crag alone. It's a five minutes walk through the forest. The sun is rising and the world wakes up. Birds are singing and it is quite peaceful.

In the meantime Pork is searching for something to seal the flask. He uses a small plastic bag and makes a tight knot. The he sits down on the drivers seat again, grabs the steering wheel and hits the pedals carefully. The car rocks and starts moving slowly. "It's moving!"he thinks, but then he sees Dork in the mirror. Apart from the blinking and clicking, the car is still sleeping. "Somehow me am must wake it up!".

Outside of the car Dork is pushing the car again.

Big laughs at Pork: "AHAHAHAHAHA YOU AM SMELL LIKE SQUISHY MAN!" He is right.

[lawmaster]

Throw up on self then push and pull buttons and levers and everything then try to move the car with pedal again

[Killer Karetsu]

Continue the walk to the crag, trying to spot random mushrooms.

[knolli]

Dog reaches the top of the crag and has a clear view over the idyllic scene of the weaking valley. He can see the smoldering ruins of the Bobbit village, the patch of burned land where the Thing had come down and the familiar mountainside where the ork village is. He recognizes that they have come slightly off track, but now you know your directions. He climbs down and heads back to the group. That's an easy task. They can be smelled and heard for miles.
Pork tries everything he can think of to wake up the Magic Construct of Krom. He again tries to press every button, lever and pedal, but only some lights flash an. Now some bright white ones in front come to live, bright as the sun. Pork has missed this switch before.
Finally he decides to try if one of the totems from the handbag has the power to command the Thing. First he holds up the fluffy bear totem, makes it swing back and forth and commands: "You am weake up now! Me am command!" No result. "Maybe bear not am right totem. Maybe bear only am guardian for Wake-Up totem. Then small pointy thing am Wake-Up totem." Now that this is settled it is only a matter of minutes until Pork FINALLY understands that the KEY MUST GO INTO THE LOCK! He turns the key.
With a mighty roar the Car comes to life. Instantly all the symbols near the steering wheel flash on and a loud rhythmic noise nearly make Pork's ears butst. The Car jumps forward,... and falls asleep again. Outside all the animals and the Squishy Men panik and try to flee. Forgotten is the fear of Ork. That one is far more frightening.
Form the distance Dog hears the alien noises and the collective sceam of animals and slaves and Orks.

[Keldoclock]

Big draws his hammer and steels himself against the fury of Krom.

[lawmaster]

Yell "YOU AM GET IN I AM DRIVE" then once everyone who will get in is in go (Don't leave without dork and dog though dork ally dog know where to go)

[SnakeMittens]

ME AM CALL SHOTGUN

What dat mean? Me no care.

[Silverdream]

Me get shotgun you get bitch seat.

[Scottsman]

"WHAT THE FUCK AM HAPPENING!"

[knolli]

Dork and Snork climb inside trough the trunk and instantly start to quarrel over the bests seat. The dispute is solved with a headbutt contest. (4 vs. 3) Dork wins and gets the seat of his choice. Spork and Big are still hesitant and wait outside. Pork gets the hang of how to control the Car (16 vs. 14). He starts the engine again and this time he keeps it running.
Dog gets near the place where he left his comrades. Strange noises can he heard, like the purring of a really big cult. It sounds dangerous.

[lawmaster]

Shout " DOG YOU AM GET IN AND YOU AM TELL ME WHERE VILLAGE IS AND WE AVOID THE TROLL" or at least pork think it is the troll

[Killer Karetsu]

Me am rush to car but me am not leave me sheep here!
*dog tries to catch a sheep or two and then get in*

[Keldoclock]

Big attempts to get in the car but cannot fit. Instead, he closes the trunk, stomps two holes in it, and holds on to the roof.

[SnakeMittens]

Me am climb into backseat. Tell Big NO DAMAGE KROM GIFT.