Pirahna Gun

Post by **Almighty Benny** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:18 pm

Other crazy weapon ideas? Discuss.

Post by **IVhorseman** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:20 pm

I remember that as a kid, my friends would interchange the words rocket launcher and bazooka, to the point where things would be referred to as a "Bazooka launcher". which would be something that launched bazookas. which is boneriffic/awesome.

Post by **Dr. X** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:25 pm

In call of duty 3, If you whack someone with a bazooka they go FLYING and scream and DIE. What about a spring loaded bazooka whacker? With a rapid fire clipped bazooka launcher built into it? And a built in clipped piranha machine gun? And the piranhas are explosive piranhas? With sharpened serrated teeth? With spikes all over the mouth? Huh?[/b]

Post by **HeartOfDarkness** » Wed May 14, 2008 7:13 pm

What about a gun that shoots pancake batter, a skillet, and maple syrup, then uses mind control to make whoever was in the vicinity drop everything and make delicious pancakes. You know, just in case anyone gets hungry.

Post by **Bonn-o-Tron** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:45 pm

Screw that, just carry a backpack full of pancakes.

Post by **IVhorseman** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:49 pm

... goddammit, now i want pancakes.

Post by **Silent-sigfig** » Thu May 15, 2008 7:59 am

the incredible perfume-flamethrower. Made with a bunsen burner and some perfume.

Also, there was the chainsaw-launching fire extingusher.

Post by **doodstormer** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:13 am

Your ideas are fail compared to mine.

A red-paint-filled grenade firing bazooka launched from a bazooka launcher with a chainsaw attached to the front and an auto fire option, a tripod, and optional coffee machine.

Post by **Tiny Tank Rannon** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:06 am

Machine gun with train attached http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20080225

*giggle*

Post by **Bonn-o-Tron** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:26 am

I love that comic

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:33 am

Great comic! lolz

my weapon idea: a cheese rasp wity a stick on it. That'll work.

Post by **Dr. X** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:57 am

In some of my Brikwars some dimmies actually used fish cannons. But they failed, and ended up firing it on themselves and then a horde of starved seagulls picked their flesh off. But their brains are too stupid to register pain, so they didn't even notice.

Post by **Cpt. Zipps** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:05 am

I have several ideas for silly weapons and vehicles

The jet-assisted parrot gun

the roket-powered ice cream van of rolling DOOM

Nuclear missile-equiped dinosaurs

Explosive kitten launcher

The uranium gun

Post by **OneEye589** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:18 am

Cpt. Zipps wrote:Nuclear missile-equiped dinosaurs

I have a stegosaurus with a cannon the same size as the dinosaur on its back.

Post by **pesgores** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:42 pm

The ▲ Job Gun. Shoots triangular baseplates!