INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4

Post by **Silverdream** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:03 pm

QUEEN VICTORIA V

"Die, bitch!"

The jetpack explodes, killing Artie Schwartzmann(I dislike the n-word).

In the end, Artie forgot the first rule of being English royalty, be German, but not too German.

Post by **Bragallot** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:21 pm

Fuck yeah!

Post by **heavyfishcannon** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:45 pm

Uhmm... Scratch the part of my orders that involved killing the "Queen"!

Post by **lawmaster** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:49 pm

That is why I am the true queen you

Post by **cleanupcrew** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:51 pm

Post by **Bragallot** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:57 pm

Aye, we'll put one right next to the lavatory ya soft southern bastid!

Post by **Silverdream** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:30 pm

Colette wrote:Fuck. The ascension of Queen Artie Schwartz-niger I would have brought a rapid end to the Brittannian-TA war and would have saved <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'><a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a></a> of resources and hassle.

If the weak and rotting Brittannian empire cannot be taken through peaceful means, then we will take it through genocidal ones.

EDIT: Request that Queen Artie have a portrait in the Royal Palace.

Artie would be a terrible Queen, do you know what happens when the English monarchy is too German? Bad shit.

Anyways more of turn 4 will be up later today.

Post by **Silverdream** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:39 pm

METAL PIRATES

The pirates are in a death struggle with the roaches, however they're doing surprisingly well.

"main 'en ye apes dae ye want tae bide forever?"

That's the last roach. The Bavarians are fucked now.

ZAHRU II

Zahru melts your Queen. What now?

BRITANNIAN MAIN FORCE

The Magistrate is mostly repaired by magic or something.

The Medics heal a horse, and head towards the artillery.

The Cavalier covers Queen Victoria, but misses Zahru.

Only one terminator is left on the line.

The death kart unleashes a barrage of bullets at the knight.

I'm running out of gore.

Post by **lawmaster** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:51 pm

Shit...medics?

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:07 pm

Zahru, what has Brittania ever done to you?

Post by **heavyfishcannon** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:50 pm

It's okay though! That was just a double right? No?

Post by **cleanupcrew** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:50 pm

Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.

Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...

Post by **heavyfishcannon** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:36 pm

Colette wrote:Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.

Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...

Oh would she?

Post by **Whiteagle** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:29 pm

Colette wrote:Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.

Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...

Oh Siri won't need to make herself immortal... Briktoid's plans for the Battle of Verge Velator will see to that...

Post by **Zupponn** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:57 pm

heavyfishcannon wrote:
Colette wrote:Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.

Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...
Oh would she?

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