Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 4 NEED PLAYERS

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That's right, I'm back in action!

The Mothafuckin' Yeti - Thesson


The Yeti directed Stompy to charge, which he does. He also decided to bash in the fisherman's head with his trunk-mace along the way.


Stompy entered the battlefield at a dead run, allowing for maximum momentum. The Yeti combined the charge attacks with a burst from his machinegun, inflicting 17d6 damage. The engine compartment is blasted open, doing 2 points of size damage. The panzer already was immobilized, but now it's really, really immobilized.

[Kalvinator]

Oh, hey, I remember this.

[Pwnerade]

The Green Berets - mgb519


The Green Berets collected the bloody pizza from the dead polar bear, and then attacked the tank destroyer. Even with the use of the Benny pizza, Sgt. Bosco still missed. He has one rocket remaining, and there is another one on ground under a dead soldier. Cpt. Wessen and Lt. Jones fired on the vehicle crew, but missed. Elite, my ass! Having 2/3 cover helps, though.

[Pwnerade]

"Stop playing Brikwars and pet me!"

[lawmaster]

Celery and carrots

[Pwnerade]

Gotta stay healthy, and Felix won't eat them.

Yellow Reenactors - Crazyhorse


Ignoring the rampaging beasts and the smoke billowing from the engine, the panzer continued to fight on. The hull MG fired on the speeder, while the main gun was fired on the turret. The carrier also fired on the turret for combined fire.


The heavily damaged speeder was destroyed. The pilot grabbed his weapon and bailed.


The turret was very nearly destroyed, and the wall took light damage. The turret's gunner and another trooper had to take cover. The trooper with the chainsaw in the road had no cover, and was thus fragged. Peach Solo, however, is a hero, and is therefore immune to explosions coming from behind.


The German reenactors retaliated against the sudden attack on their tank. The assault rifle was ineffective, and dynamite was thrown.


KA-BOOM! The Yeti dropped his oversized weapon on his attacker, disrupting him.


The Mothafuckin' Yeti rolled a 1 for armor, and was killed. Stompy was only injured, and also enraged.


Sgt. Harmon moved forward, and failed another feat.

[Pwnerade]

The Tank destroyer fired its main gun at the greens, but overshot. The machinegun killed Cpt. Wessen and a civilian.


The Wespe self-propelled howitzer was much more successful. A critical success put a shell into the lap of the green who was revived last turn.


Did somebody order smithereens? The revived green soldier, the medic, and Sgt. Bosco are caught in the blast radius. His remaining bazooka rocket is caught in the explosion, adding to the carnage.

[Pwnerade]

Pwn Protectorate Infantry - lawmaster


Some great sprint roles greatly increased the infantry's chances of actually getting to shoot at someone next turn.

Pwn Protectorate Commandos - Moronstudios


Kaptain Kickass jumped his rocket bike into a train car and dismounted. He shot at the peaches, but missed.


The Commandos drove their explosive-rigged vehicle towards town.

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Peach Militia - Silent-sigfig


Peach Solo and four of his men attempted to break through the panzer's armor with concentrated laser fire and their Almighty Bennies. The other peaches were disrupted last turn, and spent their action getting back up.


They successfully weakened the armor and disabled the hull MG. The speeder pilot can be seen unscrupulously using a dead civilian as cover.

Peach Reenactors - Piltogg


For the Father and/or Motherland! They sprinted towards the enemy tank, waving their explosives.

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Green Reenactors - Newcowboy


The greens retreat towards town.

The Civilians - heavyfishcannon


The picnicker who got his hand bitten off by a polar bear decided to head toward to fire station to get first aid. The hiker headed for the hills.


The fireman noticed the fire in the park. He removed his dead comrade from the driver's seat and prepared to head out.


The Xtreme Sports Punk was unable to get out from under his wrecked trike. The mummy sent his scorpion to go eat his face.


The Justice Avenger's Avenged the death of their leader by knocking over a peach rebel. Meanwhile, the bimbos decided to head somewhere else, since their distraction was ineffective.


Unable to stand idly by while The Justice Avengers oppressed his mutant brethren, the green janitor beat The Ass-Kicker to death with his broom.

[Pwnerade]

Overviews









The Mothafuckin' Yeti
Losses: 1

The Green Berets
Kills: Polar bear
Losses: 2

Yellow Reenactors
Kills: 13 enemies, 13 civilians, 2 vehicles. 1 yeti
Bennies: 1

Peach Militia
Kills: 10 civilians
Losses: 3

Peach Reenactors
Kills: 9 Civilians
Losses: 1
Bennies: 3

Greens
Kills: 2 Clones, 3 civilians.
Losses: 8

Civilians
Kills: 1 combatant, 1 civilian
Losses: A fucking lot.

[Pwnerade]

Yellow Forces

Yellow Reenactors: Crazyhorse
Pwn Protectorate Infantry: benkim123 Temporarily: lawmaster
Pwn Protectorate Commandos: Moronstudios

Mutant Forces

Peach Militia: Silent-sgifig
Green Reenactors: Ogel96 Temporarily: newcowboy
Peach Reenactros: Piltogg
Greem Berets: mgb519

Third Parties

Stompy: Thesson
Civilians: Warhead Temporarily: heavyfishcannon

Crazyhorse, Moronstudios, and newcowboy haven't posted recently, so their spots are up for grabs. Send me your orders, and if they're good I'll follow them. My parents want their tables back, so I need to finish this quick. Luckily, school and work have let up enough for me to finally have time. Be sure to check the top thread: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... =20&t=7482

[Germanico]

If you need a new player im here! But if i can get a faction give me an overview or something

[Kalvinator]

If you need a new player im here! But if i can get a faction give me an overview or something

[Ben-Jammin]

This battle is awesome; it makes me wish I had some spare money to get some Brickmania tanks...