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De Ork guys

Post by Silverdream » Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:47 pm

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De orc guys are very schtrong mercenaries known for der fightink ability.

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Dis iz dead herd Schtark, he iz very goot vith doze svords.

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Dis iz Herr Gun Schooter, he schoots tinks vith his rifle

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Dis iz de schmot guy, hyu know he does hall de taxes und schmot tinks for de rest uf de orks, but he hain't a sissy. He'll hit hyu vith his racqvet if hyu even suggest it.

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Hyu schould know vo dis iz, he's de priest und vizard for hall dese orks. Hyu know he blows schtuff up und generally fucks about vith magic.

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Dis iz Rocky, he iz you favourite boxer. He schmash tinks ontil dey break.
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Post by Bluefog » Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:06 am

Hahahaha. I love it. Well done dude.
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Post by Cakeman » Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:53 pm

Ya de schmot guy! Got when tryink de sottle!
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by Bragallot » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:19 pm

NPU on the dwarf beard.

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Re: De Ork guys

Post by Silverdream » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:50 pm

Thanks guys.
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by Pwnerade » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:43 am

Even orks need accountants, I suppose.

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Re: De Ork guys

Post by Bluefog » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:17 am

Bragallot wrote:NPU on the dwarf beard.

Waaagh!
Lol, until you said it I didn't even realize that's what it was. I actually spent time (not too much though) thinking "wtf is that?"
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by samuelzz10 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:47 pm

Is that rocky supposed to look like Sylvester Stallone? Because he does.
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by Silverdream » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:52 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:Is that rocky supposed to look like Sylvester Stallone? Because he does.
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Post by pkbrennan » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:05 am

I like it.

Now they need a big vehicle made out of scrapyard junk... ;-)
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by samuelzz10 » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:34 pm

Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:Is that rocky supposed to look like Sylvester Stallone? Because he does.
You know what, you're my best friend now. People give you <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'><a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a></a> of shit but you're officially cool by my standards.
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by Silverdream » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:45 pm

I gave you a Silvaward. Consider yourself Troll free until 2014.
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Post by Bluefog » Fri May 03, 2013 4:23 am

I can't remember now, did the lava wave get the lawyer?
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by Silverdream » Fri May 03, 2013 11:23 am

Yeah, the lawyer got killed by the lava wave.
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Re: De Ork guys

Post by redBeardDwarf » Sat May 04, 2013 12:22 pm

You Kills Dwarves!
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