God's in his heaven

[Silverdream]

bronis #1: Did you see the Fluttershy cosplay?

bronis #2: Hell yeah, I'd love to tap that ass.

bronis #1: Hey man, that's my Shinji you're talking about. Not cool.



Steven Magnet: What the fuck?!



Steven Magnet: Spike! Are you okay!



Terminator: Citizen, move back or be burninated.

Steven Magnet: That's my brother over there.



John: Steven, maybe we should back away before we're all immolated.

Steven Magnet: But if we're burned to death, our story will inspire other bronises to fight against oppression. It'll be all over tumblr and facebook.



Mafioso: 'Scuse me there, I think you should come with me and my friend.



Steven Magnet: Why? Are you going to oppress us because we watch a show for girls?

John: Yeah man, what the fuck? You should back off.



Sicilian: Now let's not get too hasty. We just want to chat.

Steven Magnet: Alright fine.



Steven Magnet: Why did you bring us to this back alley? What did you want to talk about?

Mafioso: ...







Kaiser Klaus: Alright Steven. I know you and your cult have infiltrated my government. Now let's make a deal.

Steven Magnet: Why should I deal with you? You had my brother strung up in public.



Kaiser Klaus: That was the price for infiltrating my government. Now I have two choices, I can kill you all right here myself, or we can team up. If we team up, I will give you the best booze in the imperial cellar. All I need for you to do is to command the other bronis cells.



Steven Magnet: Alright guys, huddle.



Steven Magnet: All in favour of getting wasted off of Imperial booze say aye.

bronises: Aye!



Steven Magnet: Well it looks like I forgive you. You've got yourself a deal. I'll get the other cells to mobilize when you want.



Steven Magnet: Good doing business with you.

[Overwatch_Elite]

The lack of fedora's is upsetting

[Kalvinator]

The lack of fedora's is upsetting

[Theblackdog]

Interesting.
What will the Herd's pwny overlords think of this?

[Silverdream]

Spoiler

Show

The lack of fedora's is upsetting

I only have so many fedoras.

Kaiser Klaus: Junior, Karl, I need to speak to both of you. Junior first.



Prinz Karl "Gustav": Anton's dead, Dad. And I'm pretty sure Klaus was wounded.

Prinz Klaus Jr: It's fine now. All healed up.

Kaiser Klaus: What the hell happened at that picnic? Your sister arrived riddled with 50 caliber rounds, which were printed with the flag of the USA.



Kaiser Klaus: Nevermind, that can wait. Junior, I need to talk to you right away.



Prinz Klaus Jr: Let me guess, Plan Schlieffen? Plan Hohenzollern?



Kaiser Klaus: Plan Engel. Now hurry up.



Kaiser Klaus: I need you to summon at least three type Ireul angels.

Prinz Klaus Jr: That's going to take <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of sacrifices.



Kaiser Klaus: How many?

Prinz Klaus Jr: Billions.

[Theblackdog]

Iruel? Interesting. What are they going to infect?...

[cleanupcrew]

For reference to those unfamiliar with anime, this is Ireul:



He is a virus. With an AT-field. He can adapt to any damage and can hack any computer.

You're all fucked.

(funny how we went from the biggest Angel, to the smallest)

[Silverdream]

Jungerfestung, Silvaria



General Von Einzhart: Repeat, we're being bombarded by who?

Dispatch Operator: You have less than one hour before full planetary bombardment. Evacuate all military supplies and personnel to underground bunkers. You are then commanded to execute any Silvarian survivors found.

General Von Einzhart: Mother of Piltogg.

The Altar, ???



Kaiser Klaus: The genocide will begin in about fifty minutes, so make the preperations.







Prince Berger of Silvaria: Klaus, stop this at once.











Prince Berger: You killed my father, prepare to die.



Kaiser Klaus: No, I am your father.



Prince Berger: That can't be true, that's unpossible!



Kaiser Klaus: How do you think I got this scar?



Prince Berger: Enough of this silliness.



















Thane Bludduck: ...





Prince Berger: The bridge!











Prince Berger: Father, I've failed you.





Prinz Klaus Jr: It's done, Dad.

Kaiser Klaus: Ritual preperations complete, you may fire when ready.

[Theblackdog]

"Absorbed into beige carpet" may just be the most awful Brikwars death ever.

[Zupponn]

"Absorbed into beige carpet" may just be the most awful Brikwars death ever.

But is that really the end of him? Maybe he was just lost into the void and will find his way back later?

[Kalvinator]

"Absorbed into beige carpet" may just be the most awful Brikwars death ever.

But is that really the end of him? Maybe he was just lost into the void and will find his way back later?

Lets try to steer this as far away from Thor as possible please.

Anyways Silva...

[Silverdream]

Midshipman: Preparations complete. FLEIJA limiters removed.

Admiral Siegfeld: Excellent. Begin Bombardment of all major cities. Bombers are not to hit any Bavarian military bunkers.



Prinz Klaus Jr.: Remember, Ireul will infect any machinery he comes in contact with. Make sure your contacts in Praetoria know this before they strike.





Prinz Klaus Jr.: Try to have your contacts get you into a major port in the USA. Just make sure that the best ships aren't on a recon mission before you strike.





Prinz Klaus Jr.: And you, be careful of Scythian AIs. Some actually stand a chance against Ireul.





Prinz Klaus Jr.: Good scheme father, they'll be occupied with containment of Ireul while we strike their fleets in disarray.



Kaiser Klaus: The key to winning wars is concentration of forces in the right areas.

[cleanupcrew]

...all's right with the world.

Also nice bridge. I would like to ask, however, what you plan on doing with the Angels once the neu-AN has been crushed?

[Silverdream]

...all's right with the world.

Also nice bridge. I would like to ask, however, what you plan on doing with the Angels once the neu-AN has been crushed?

Well I'm going to let them continue to spread if the Scythians, Praetorians and USA fail to contain them. I'll get rid of any in Bavarian space but other than that I'm leaving Ireul alone. Why should Bavaria mess with Brikthulu anyway?

[Zupponn]

Why should Bavaria mess with Brikthulu anyway?

For the lols.