Awesome.
Uses for lazy cults:
Doorstop
Rock
Ammunition
Fire starter
Baseball bat
Pool floaty
Light bulb
Nose hair trimmer
Bike
And so much more...
The Battle of the Pink Flowers
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Theblackdog
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I planned one battle while at my grandparents' house where the combatants had to steal a flag that was placed on top of/near a sleeping (real) cult. If the cult woke up the game ended. We never got to play it though.
If LEGO makes a POOP cult, I am definitely buying one.
Stats:
Skill 1D6-2 "(1D6 for close combat, unable to use ranged weapons)
AV 2
Move 5"
Weapons: Claws
Damage 1D6, Close Combat, use 3
Abilities:
Lazy -- Every turn, roll 1D6 for each cult. If you roll a 1 or 2, the cult spends its movement and action finding a good place to sleep and becomes Unconscious.
Spider Gymnastix -- cults can grip walls, climb, and jump a vertical distance equal to their Movement value. They suffer no negative effects from falling -- they can fall off a skyscraper and still be able to move and take an action when they land.
Nine Lives -- A cult which is killed is treated as if it is Unconscious.
These rules make cults very useful as ammunition -- put them in a trebuchet and launch them into an enemy squad, and they'll wreak havoc.
If LEGO makes a POOP cult, I am definitely buying one.
Stats:
Skill 1D6-2 "(1D6 for close combat, unable to use ranged weapons)
AV 2
Move 5"
Weapons: Claws
Damage 1D6, Close Combat, use 3
Abilities:
Lazy -- Every turn, roll 1D6 for each cult. If you roll a 1 or 2, the cult spends its movement and action finding a good place to sleep and becomes Unconscious.
Spider Gymnastix -- cults can grip walls, climb, and jump a vertical distance equal to their Movement value. They suffer no negative effects from falling -- they can fall off a skyscraper and still be able to move and take an action when they land.
Nine Lives -- A cult which is killed is treated as if it is Unconscious.
These rules make cults very useful as ammunition -- put them in a trebuchet and launch them into an enemy squad, and they'll wreak havoc.
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Moronstudios
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In one brikwars game a cult was thrown and it decapitated a Orb headed minifig eater.
Ps: Theblackdog
Ps: Theblackdog
Looking for Vancouver Island players: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1194
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IVhorseman
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it's true. I have one.Dr. X wrote:Lego does, make POOP cults, silly! And they aren't Belville.
also, those are perfect stats for a cult.
Warhead wrote:my head burns with War.
Plastik Armory: a bunch of weapons and abilities compatible with the 2010 rules.
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Shaeph
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on the subject of cults my two are almost completely opposites.
One is half bobcat, he has black patches of fur medium hair that goes between his toes and bright blue eyes, hes kickass and his name is
Oliver.
The other is white and pink, shorthair and lazy. Skippy Jon Jones is his name.
One is half bobcat, he has black patches of fur medium hair that goes between his toes and bright blue eyes, hes kickass and his name is
Oliver.
The other is white and pink, shorthair and lazy. Skippy Jon Jones is his name.
Spend each day as if it were your last.
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Theblackdog
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