Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting

[Silverdream]

Four minifigs gather for fighting. One of them is a BDSM (Bee Deadly Space Man, played by lawmaster)



Jacket, the previous winner and title holder gets one extra hp (played by Scratch).



Frosty is back for another shot at the title (played by Silverdream).



And a new guy, travesty Bricks (played by theblackdog).

Turn order is: travesty Bricks, BDSM, Frosty, Jacket.

[Silverdream]

travesty T. decides to indulge in some deconstruction.



Success! He now has access to a long piece of rope, delicately woven from the hair of shitgoats.

[Silverdream]

BDSM climbs down from his pedestal.



And Scratch thought he wasn't cute enough.



Travesty T. Bricks' extra mousse saves him from a chainsaw death.



Frosty arms himself, only to realize he could have grabbed a pistol.

[Silverdream]

Jacket picks up a knife and crossbow.



Unfortunately his bolt misses.

[Silverdream]

"Take that!" Travesty says, as he whips the BDSM.



"Now that's what I call a critical success!"





The BDSM's jetpack activates.



Covering the entire battlefield in blood.

[Silverdream]

Frosty picks up a keg of an unknown alcohol.



He meets his old enemy, Jacket and chainsaws the keg.





Now with his bonus stat gone, Jacket is on the same level as Travesty.

[Silverdream]

Jacket picks up a shield.



and accidentally tosses his crossbow into the lava (crit fail).

[Silverdream]

Travesty's whipping is very unsuccessful.

[Silverdream]

Jacket picks up a axepistol and shoots.



After missing, he walks away from the lava.

[Silverdream]

Travesty dips his new chainsaw into the lava.



Fire chainsaw.



Travesty hits Jacket in the face with it.



Jacket is immolated.







Travesty Bricks has inherited the title. Next game he will start out with a bonus HP.

[stubby]

Ha ha ha ha

Okay, the Bee DSM made everybody in the room over here laugh harder than we have in a long time. Who came up with that?

[Theblackdog]

Silverdream was the guy who put the bee helmet on a DSM's body, but Lawmaster came up with the idea for his jetpack to activate and send his corpse flying around the battlefield after he died. I'm tempted to give him my extra HP just for that.

[stubby]

Silverdream is killing it lately. I'm awarding the Stubby Seal of Approval for Killing It Lately.

[Silverdream]

Silverdream is killing it lately. I'm awarding the Stubby Seal of Approval for Killing It Lately.