2 Handz 2 Glovez

[stubby]

oh man now I'm sorry for spoiling the awesome twist

[Kommander Ken]

Spoiled or not, this is still amazing.

[Silverdream]

Vami IV: What the hell?



Vami IV: Very well coward, if you ignore me, I'll have to end all the pwnies in the brikverse. I'll murder them all.



Pinkie Pie: Bring it on you little bitch. This is the Friend Zone, where pwnies are all powerful. Soon you will see the full power of friendship.



Silvadream: Enuff, i don't hide behind everyone or use friend to gang up on the weaker one. I fight for myself bi myself U GOT THAT?! 1v1 me bitch



Vami IV: Very well. Where shall we fight, silver knight?



Silvadream: my name is Silvadream, AND I WILL FIGHT YOU IN AN OPEN FIELD.



Vami IV: Excellent choice. Now let our fight...



Vami IV: Begin!



Silvadream: ugh

Vami IV: Neko of Vami, say her name.

Silvadream: Wat?



Vami IV: NEKO OF VAMI! YOU SNUGGLED HER! YOU MURDERED HER! YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN!

Silvadream: ok Neko of...





Vami IV: I'm holding all the blood in your body. Feel the pain of these blades, not half as painful as how you frustrated my sister to death. You won't die yet, but if you did I would totally go into the seven hells and hunt you down.



Silvadream: ow, this relly hurts ok i give up neko of vami.



Vami IV: You haven't even begun to suffer enough for what you've done. So this is what you used? It's kind of cool looking.

Silvadream: Hey get ur hands off my stuff dude also take these swords out because they really hurt.



Vami IV: They hurt huh? Well how about this?!

Silvadream: oh im' so scared don't hurt me



Vami IV: How do you like the full setting?!

Silvadream: *fake screaming*



Silvadream: Ha, wat an idiot. he doesn't know i programmed my armour to be immune to anal disruption.



Vami IV: I can hear you, you know. Italics doesn't hide anything.



Silvadream: oof



Silvadream: Were are we going?

Vami IV: To your worst nightmare.

TWENTY MINUTES LATER



Silvadream: are we there yet?

Vami IV: Yes.

Silvadream: Why the delay?

Vami IV: Because the delay causes fear to set in. You start wondering what's happening. "Where's he going?" you think. "What does he mean my worst nightmare?" You get more and more frightened as you're slowly dragged into a place tailored to make you suffer.

Silvadream: ok so were are we?



Vami IV: You'll see.



Silvadream: What the hell is this stuff?



Silvadream: What kind of water is this? Vami, im sorry ok?



Silvadream: Vami, im begging you pls stop this stuff.



Silvadream: HELP! SILVADREAM! SILVADREAM! SILVADREAM! PINKIE PIE! SOMBODEY!



Silvadream: glurgle



Vami IV: It's almost poetic. You are afraid of otherdimensional water, and your girlfriend is afraid of fire.



Silvadream: watever shes not even my gf. shes just a dumb skank.

Vami IV: Really? Oh man, I know what you mean. All the girl Quantumsurfers I know are just dumb and self obsessed, talking on their quantum cellphones and drinking quantum starbucks. I've had to create my own girlfriends, but even then they sometimes think I'm "weird" or "creepy".

Silvadream: yeah and if yu tell a girl you jerked it to her she gets all offended. Wat's that about?

Vami IV: I fucking know, right? It's a compliment, don't be so offended by it.



Vami IV: You know what, I don't think we're enemies. It's clear you've just been manipulated by Overwatch.





Silvadream: Ugh, u really think so?

Vami IV: Yeah, from what I've read from your mind, you saved her life. You were a good friend to her, and you gave her kindness and friendship. She definitely owed herself to you as a girlfriend or "gf". That's how relationships work. Man gives girl stuff, girl gives man affection.



Silvadream: do u know wat this means??



Silvadream: it means we become best friends.



Vami IV: Definitely. Want to kill Overwatch?

Silvadream: u bet

[Overwatch_Elite]

rude

[Tzan]

Its so nice they maid up and bcame friendz.
I wuz worried he would make Silvadream wash his hair.

[Vami IV]

Its so nice they maid up and bcame friendz.
I wuz worried he would make Silvadream wash his hair.

Dat wud b offul.

[The Shadowscythe]

I crei errytiem

[Zupponn]

this iz tha best

urns all tha silvawardz

10/10

[Silverdream]

Waffelsdale, Bavaria



Sackhead: And that's when I say, "Listen doll, I'll bop the stool pidgeon for the bent ice, but I'm not glomming his cult for no amount of cabbage, capiche?"

Vanderheim: Bahahahaha



Sackhead: Oh man, I just had a great idea.

Vanderheim: Hold on a second. I just need to lay down for a bit.



Vanderheim: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH



Sackhead: Alright, here it is. What if we grifted a Quantum Surfboarder?

Vanderheim: Ugh



Sackhead: You okay? Here, let's get you up.



Vanderheim: We're the best, Sackhead. We're champions.

Sackhead: That's right, bro. We're champions.



Sackhead: So what do you say?

Vanderheim: Let's fuckin' do it. Right now.

[The Shadowscythe]

Bring on that sweet sweet porno jazz?

[Maverick]

Wait. Wasn't Sackhead the one who attempted to murder the prince?

[Silverdream]

The Beige Carpet between Beige Carpets



Silvadream: vami I am really scared I will walk off the edge of this thing can't you just make a baseplate for me please?

Vami: No. No matter how much you walk, you'll always be on your stand. If I made you a baseplate you'd walk to the end of it. This is much easier. Oh shit, there she is!



Overwatch: Hey Silva, how's it going? It's been a while.

Vami: We've come to kill you, you evil bitch. I'm going to avenge my sister.

Silvadream: overwatch i gave you a chance to be my lover or my friend and u choose friend but i don't want to be friends man and woman should be couple together and can never be friends because of sexual tention and u broke my hart. :crying:

Overwatch: Well if you've come to kill me,



Overwatch: I will resist you with every inch of my body. I'm a strong independent burned woman and who don't need no man.

[Vami IV]

The plot thickens.

[Overwatch_Elite]

I thought I was a lesbian anyway?

[Silverdream]

Vami IV: You think a shadow snake will defeat me? This isn't some magical girls' show.



Overwatch: Struggle all you want, but these snakes are the focused energy of my angst and fear. They are invulnerable.



Silvadream: Aghk!





Overwatch: Now lie on your back, where you belong.



Vami IV: Angst? Fear? You think that is strong enough to defeat me? I have the power of bullshit!





Overwatch: Bullshit does not compare to that which is real, like my tender feelings.



Vami IV: Nothing is more powerful than bullshit! My billions of years of experience and legitiamite military training places me far above you in every way possible.



Vami IV: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!





Vami IV: What's happening? How is this possible?

Overwatch: You said it yourself, your power is bullshit. There's no reason or weight behind it at all. In fact, you're just a poser.



Vami IV: Aghk.



Overwatch: When you fight against someone who has emotion and strength tied to their abilities, you'll lose every time. You are a pathetic, creepy loser.





Overwatch: That was even lamer then I expected, and I expected nothing.



Overwatch: Now Silva, I will not kill you, for I cannot bear the thought. But, you will be punished for your petty betrayal.





Overwatch: Huh?



Wind blows Overwatch's hat.



Vami IV: Listen up, slut. I'm really pissed off now.



Vami IV: Slash of hardening glory!



Overwatch: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH



Vami IV: When my sword becomes hard, there is nothing it cannot pierce. I learned it from your boyfriend. That is the manly energy that you cannot hope to defend against or contain.

Overwatch: Yeah I get it, your cocks were rubbed together.

Vami IV: No, I didn't mean it like that. Fuck. I'm a heterosexual, and while I don't believe in d a p p e r marriage or relationships between male homeschooled characters, I'm not homophobic. I just think that gays should pretend to be straight in public and do the gross stuff in closed doors.

Overwatch: I don't know what hurts more, my wrist or your logic.



Vami IV: Knock Knock

Overwatch: Who's there?

Vami IV: Eim

Overwatch: Eim who?



Vami IV: I'm fucking cutting you're head off, that's who.





Vami IV: And now for my original special move.



Vami IV: Angst snakes, attack!



Vami IV: You okay, Silva?

Silvadream: yea i think so thanks



Vami IV: Great, now we can finish her off for good.

Silvadream: for good good good good good?



Vami IV: Yeah, I'll trap her in this pocket universe where she's powerless.



Vami IV: Alright bitch, your time of reckoning has arrived.



Silvadream: hey Vami, jokes on you i was only pretending





Vami IV: AHHHHHHHH! How is that so painful? I didn't believe your weapons could hurt me at all.



Silvadream: u got troled, u little bitch



Silvadream: tho u may not believe that my anal disruptor could beat you overwatch has always believed in me more than i actually am good at stuff, ok? also even tho i was sad and friendzoned i still had the luv for overwatch inside me and i could never betray her because nothing trumps the power of love.



Vami IV: I can still kill you, you idiot. I'm much faster and stronger, even if I can't focus.



Silvadream: i will bear any pain for overwatch.



Silvadream: do you work at a bar because you are getting a face full of bottle?

Vami IV: Huh?



Vami IV: Ahhh! No! Die, you infernal machine.



Silvadream: Goodbye, bitch



Vami IV: You traitor, you scum, you dirty fucker. I'll kill you!

The bottle sucks up Vami IV, and his constructs disappear. Overwatch heals instantly.



Vami IV: I'll have my revenge, even if it's only a dream. No matter how long I have to wait, I'll kill you one day.



Silvadream: u heard me, right?



Silvadream: i said BYE BITCH!



Overwatch: Silva, thank you. You really saved me, again. You're my knight in shining armour.

Silvadream: you mean a white knight?



Overwatch: Silva?



Overwatch: Silva? Why won't my abilities heal your wounds?



Silvadream: Overwatch...

Overwatch: Yes?

Silvadream: Take off my helmet so i can gaze upon your lovely face once more.





Overwatch: Oh wow, your hair is really greasy.

Silvadream: And you're even more beautiful then before.



Overwatch: Silva, please don't die. I order you not to die.



Silvadream: even if i die, I'll still love you. if i am reborn i will love you. what will always happen is that i will love you. goodbye, overwatch.

Overwatch: Silva?



Overwatch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO









Overwatch: Good night, sweet prince. You were not meant for this world.



Silvadream: dam girl u a good kisser XD

Overwatch: Silva! But how?

Silvadream: Even wounds that cannot heal to dumb bullshit cursed magic swords can be healed by twu wuv's first kiss



Silvadream (Soliloquy): dear princess celectia, TIL that twu wuv is better than friendship. even freidnships can have their limits but when two people love each other they have an unbreakable bond for their entire lives and BEYOND. also look at my Shinji gf she has burns on her face but she is still kawaii