Imperial Marine: "Keep moving! If you resist you'll end up like you're friends against the wall there!"
*APC Rumbling*
General William Two-Face Tecumseh Sherman: "Hey! What's the holdup?!"
Officer: "Sorry sir. It appears someone was too lazy to clear the road off, so it looks like you'll be on foot from here."
Sherman: "I see. And where is the Omega Shard?"
Imperial Officer: "Bombardment of major targets is complete sir. The Planet is ours."
Imperial Admiral Bram: "Excellent."
Bram: "Ah, Sherman. Good to see you."
Sherman: "Likewise. Care to Explain what's going on?"
Omega Shard: "So where the fuck are you silverdreams hiding him? Do I need to start executing you shits?"
American General: "No one's gonna tell you nothing!"
*SLICE*
Omega Shard: "It appears that I do. What about you, you greasy-haired guido? Are you going to feed me more bullshit, or are we going to have a productive conversation?"
The Don: "I told you, I don't know anything. I'm not even an American!"
*SLICE*
American officer: "Okay! I'll talk!"
Omega Shard: "Finally someone with some goddamn sense. So where the fuck is it?"
American officer: "That rock wall behind me is fake. I'll open it for you. Just please, don't hurt me. I have a family!"
Omega Shard: "Maybe I won't if you shut your fucking mouth and opened the fucking wall."
*pneumatic hissing*
*SLICE*
Omega Shard: "Thank you."
Immortal Raider: "What is it"
Omega Shard: "It appears to be a poorly-built containment device. Let's open it somewhere easier to photograph."
Omega Shard: "Open it."
Warhead Shard: "Holy shit guys, took you long enough."
Everyone: ". . ."
Warhead Shard: "Well, thank's for the rescue"
Omega Shard: "Anytime" *power absorption*
Warhead Shard: "*screaming*"
Omega Shard: 'Yes, I feel the power already...Coursing through me, growing stronger! Thank you, fellow immortals!"
Other Immortals: "No problem, glad to help."
Sherman: "But you assholes didn't do anything!"
Thus concludes the Fall of Starport 73. Stay tuned for "Neural probe" and "What's in the briefcase"!
