2 Handz 2 Glovez

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Vami IV » Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:20 am

There I was, with my foot in my mouth again.
"How could this happen?" I dare not count the number of times I asked myself this question.

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:26 pm

I cried irl this was beautiful

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by BFenix » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:29 pm

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Kalvinator » Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:58 pm

Silva and Overwatch my OTP
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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Silverdream » Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:58 pm

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Overwatch: So what now?

Silvadream: i have so many great ideas for dates that i downloaded off of reddit for you. we can go minigolfing and theres this thing where you lite a tennis ball on fire and play catch with it that looks so much fun.

Overwatch: Sounds great, just as long as I get to be by your side.

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Sackhead: Is that them? Are they Quantum Surfers?

Vanderheim: Looks like the one on the left is. Also, this is our last chance to turn back. Are you prepared to *burp* risk psychological and spiritual devastation?

Sackhead: As if I've never done any time in an asylum, let's do this. Do the thing, Vanderheim.
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Vanderheim: fuckin' Woooooooooooooooooooo

Sackhead: Fellow Quantum Surfers, fear me, for I am very powerful.

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Silvadream: Want me 2 kick this guys ass for u bb?

Overwatch: No, let's hear him out. What do you want?

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Sackhead: I want uhhh, a get out of jail free card.

Vanderheim: And more booze.

Sackhead: And more booze.

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Overwatch: Here. Any reason why you can't do it yourself?

Sackhead: Don't forget the booze.

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Overwatch: Right here.

Sackhead: Thanks, doll.

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Silvadream: alright bro business is CLEARLY done here so me and MY GF are going to GO NOW and you should LEAVE TOO OK?

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Overwatch: Why did you get so jealous Silva? I have no feelings for him.

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Silvadream: overwatch u r so smart but so stupid sometimes. id say blond monent but you have black hair lol. anyways i really care about you more than anything else in the world. i would do anything for you overwatch and you mean a lot to me. just like i did with vami, it doesn't matter if you're a god or what, I'll kill anyone that tries to lay a finger on you (other than myself lol).

Overwatch: Wait, Vami?

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Silverdream » Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:13 pm

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Overwatch: Silva, I think I really fucked up. I gave the Vami bottle to that lazy Quantum Surfer.

Silvadream: OH SHIIEET

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*plunk*

Overwatch: What the hell was that?

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Silvadream: Looks like the bottle.

Overwatch: Oh, haha. It was in my butt the entire time.

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Zupponn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:03 am

Trix are for kids.
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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Vami IV » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:55 am

Zupponn wrote:Trix are for kids.
Bottles are for angsty Quantum Surfers.

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:24 pm

Vami IV wrote:
Zupponn wrote:Trix are for kids.
Bottles are for angsty Quantum Surfers.
which is why i put you in one

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Vami IV » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:06 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Vami IV wrote:
Zupponn wrote:Trix are for kids.
Bottles are for angsty Quantum Surfers.
which is why i put you in one
Thanks for killing the joke.

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:12 pm

Vami IV wrote: Thanks for killing the joke.
already dead when you told it bby

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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Scratch » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:31 pm

Hell yeah Sackhead, getting get-out-of-jail free cards just proves he's bank like monopoly.
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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Warhead » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:37 pm

BEIGE CARPET!!! :fist:

Cool battle thou
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Re: 2 Handz 2 Glovez

Post by Silverdream » Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:15 am

Warhead wrote:BEIGE CARPET!!! :fist:

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