A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

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A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

Post by Arkbrik » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:44 pm

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Stolid Stake - Theblackdog

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Stolid Stake gets ready to move out.

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He ducks into his trusty cardboard box...

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...and advances to the foot of the wall.

Bavarian Army - Silverdream

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The Bagger 28H8 moves slightly forwards.

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Two soldiers and the Bagger's Mechanik walks over to the balcony of the science building, while another soldier jumps down onto the roof from the Bagger's counterweight platform. But Kapitän Krupp has something grander in mind.

"I used to be a Briklympic Athlete, you know."

"Yes, Kapitän."

"Before East Bavaria started using massive amounts of steroids and cybernetic augmentations..."

"Yes, Kapitän."

"I would have been in the Briklympics if I wasn't busy being a successful industrialist."

"Yes, Kapitän."

"And fighting a war against the USSSR at the same time!"

"Yes, Kapitän."

"Watch this!"

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With a mighty leap Krupp launches himself to the roof!

"Ha ha! This old man's still got it!"

"Yes, Kapitän."

Bavarian Scientists - Zahru II

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The Mechanik and his intern dig into the gun parts stored in the science building.

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After a lot of hard work, they finish some kick-ass guns.

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Then the Rocket Surgeon saunters over...

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...grabs a gun base...

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...and instantly produces something much deadlier.

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Meanwhile, Fremdliebe is about to perform another feat of engineering.

"Stand back. I'm going to turn this computer... into a portable computer!"

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"You could just use the handle on the back of it, Frau Doktor."

"Ah. Danke."

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Fremdliebe grabs the computer and heads to the upper floor, followed by the Medik lugging their research funds.

Mercenaries - NPC - Currently loyal to Bavarian Army & Bavarian Scientists

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The mercenaries have nothing to do right now.

"Man, this job is boring."

"Yeah. That's the problem with guarding secret bases - no one ever attacks them!"

"Wait, what's that noise?"

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Secret Faction activated:
Vergilius Raskolnikov
commanded by motorhead fan

Vergilius Raskolnikov's conquest campaign through Britannian space has brought him to the world of Piddock!

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"Hmm? This place looks more modern than the castles I've sieged so far on this planet. Oh well, it will make a nice change of pace. Attack!"

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Kills & Deaths

None yet.

Treasure Standing

Bavarian Army & Bavarian Scientists: 2
Stolid Stake: 0
Vergilius Raskolnikov: 0
Unclaimed: 1

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

Post by Brikguy0410 » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:06 pm

It's nice to see you back in the game arkbrik

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

Post by Zupponn » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:09 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Secret Faction activated:
Vergilius Raskolnikov
Fuck yes!
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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

Post by Vami IV » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:54 pm

Gimme the Mercs

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

Post by Arkbrik » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:51 am

Vami IV wrote:Gimme the Mercs
Sorry, the behavior of the mercs is too dynamic to be controlled by a player.

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

Post by Quantumsurfer » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:02 am

Hilarious.

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 1

Post by BFenix » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:04 pm

Yes, Kapitän!
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