Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

[Silverdream]

[The Shadowscythe]

Woahoahoah this this is gonna go down like badboys two!

[Silverdream]

Last time on All's Fair in Glove and War...



Colette: Silvadream and Overwatch, by the power vested in me as Owner of the Czat and the Moderator of the Newblands, I command you to cease and desist all romantic relations.



Silvadream: NEVAR!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!! OUR TWU WUV IS STRONGER THEN ANYTHING IN THE HOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IT EVEN BREAKS THE LAWS OF FIZZICS.



Vami IV: Is that...Colette? What are you doing here?
Colette: We’re going to forcibly discontinue the relationship between Overwatch and Silvadream. Would you favor joining me?
Vami IV: Those doublecrossing bastards? Gladly! I’ll prove my worth to you!



Overwatch: Thank you Silvadream, you saved me again.
Silvadream: i’m the night to ur lady, i have to protect u all the time.
Overwatch: You’re so sweet, Silva.





Colette: TIRO FINALE!



Silvadream: oh noes i is flying into space. overwatch save me.



Colette: Without your quantumsurfer healing factor, that trauma is finally going to catch up with you. In other words, you will die here, Overwatch.



Colette: I could watch you burn, but I have more important business to attend to. After all, all's fair in love and war.

[Zupponn]

Dis is gonna be good.

[Silverdream]

???, Brikverse?



Silvadream: Overwatch, come in. Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch, hello? Helo, overwatch? You there overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch, please respond I am worried. Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch, please hurry up, it's cold in space. Haha, that was a joke I have body heaters and air conditioning in my suit so i am comfy at all times. that's also why I'm so good at cuddling bb . Overwatch? Hello? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch?! OVERWATCH?! OVERWAAATCH?! OVERWATCH, COME IN! OVERWATCH! OVERWATCH! OVERWATCH! OVERWATCH! OVERWATCH, COME IN! OVERWATCH! OVERWATCH OVERWATCH OVERWATCH OVERWATCH OOOOOVEEEEERRRWAAATCH! OOoOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTCH!



Silvadream: Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch? Overwatch, if you don't love me anymore i don't care just please respond i am scared and worried. overwatch? Overwatch? Watchy, you stupid bitch answer me!

Silvadream: I guess she's gone. Colette killed my bb. Wait, something's coming. Overwatch? Is that you?



Silvadream: Oh fuck a ZMC space shark fuck me. Stop biting my shield u stupid fucking prick bitch.



Silvadream: Hey u fucksucker, give me back my shit you stupid FUCKING BITCH!



Silvadream: DIEEEEE



Silvadream: FUCK U GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT!



Silvadream: fuck. what's the point? ok life, quantum surfers, just ruin my life and happyness i do not care.



Silvadream: you kno wat? It's not ok



Silvadream: I will not stand by while the woman, scratch that, the FUCKBITCH who killed my LOVEGIRLY OVERWATCH sits on her BITCH STOOL drinking BITCH FLAVOURED TEA with some LOVELY BITCHCAKES. i will avegne you, overwatch.



Silvadream: weather i live or die, i will show her that u do not fuck with silvadream. I will show her my metal, and the true power of love. Overwatch, if u r in QS Heaven and are elitely watching over me, i want you to know that i love you and that you are my flower. you were a beauty that no one could ever match, and i loved all of you. even when you farted or said mean things to people.

[Maverick]

Whenever I attempt a closeup, my camera blurs the fig and focuses on the background instead.
Great peptalk to himself by the way.

[Silverdream]

Whenever I attempt a closeup, my camera blurs the fig and focuses on the background instead.
Great peptalk to himself by the way.

You got an iPhone? Instead of getting close, try zooming in.

[Maverick]

Whenever I attempt a closeup, my camera blurs the fig and focuses on the background instead.
Great peptalk to himself by the way.

You got an iPhone? Instead of getting close, try zooming in.

No, I use a Canon PowerShot SX280 HS. iPhone is in pact with Illuminati. What do you think the I is for?
Anyways, I'll keep it in mind.

[Zupponn]

A ZMC space shark?

[Silverdream]

Silvadream: holy shieeeeeet



Silvadream: i think that now I have an idea to get out of here.



Silvadream: Shield!



Silvadream: not so clever eh, sharky? XD



Silvadream: listen ok? I know we've had our differences and everything and i know that i shot at you but you stole from me. that's all in the past. i don't like you, you don't like me, but we need to work together. near us is a DSM spaceship. you can have more scrap than your overlords will want, and i get a spaceship. it's win win. but we can only get it if we work together, ok?



Silvadream: exellent. great. thanks.



Silvadream: Now my steed, we charge to victory. For Overwatch!



The shark closes it's mouth, making it faster. It flies towards the ship as fast as it can manage.



Captain Klasek: What the hell is that?

BDSM: Bzzzzz Bzzz Bzzzzz!

Captain Klasek: You're right, I never thought that the ZMC would be so bold to fight with only a single shark. Fire everything! Turn it to red bricks!

[lawmaster]

Long live the bdsm!

[loafofcheese]

Long live the bdsm!

That needs to be the actual abbreviation for Blue Deadly Space Man.

[Tzan]

Bee Deadly Space Ma'am

[Silverdream]

The heavy caliber bullets break against Silvadream's energy shield, which has moved to cover the shark.



No bullet can match Silvadream's armour, made of the most OP substance the brikverse has to offer.



Silvadream (soliloquy): I know, i;ll do a barrel roll. that's a good trick.



Silvadream (soliloquy): yippee









Silvadream: Special move: Max Shield Cutta!





Silvadream: Stop! In the name of love, truth and justice, you will surrender this awesome spaceship to me!



Silvadream: uwaaaaahhh!



Captain Klasek: Wow, would you look at that. He's still holding on.



Silvadream: I am Silvadream. I never let go of anything, no matter how hard the universe tries to pull me away.

Captain Klasek: Hey, could you guys take care of this? Maybe get a squeegee or something?



BDSM: Bzzz bzzzzz bzz bzzzz bzz bzzzzzzzzz.





Silvadream: hey stop, that tickles. I have a hot gf you know.



Silvadream: Eh!





BDSM: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!



Captain Klasek: Where the hell is that gun? This is a gunship! Help me out here, Ensign.





Captain Klasek: Ah, here we are!



Captain Klasek: Ensign, what are you doing? There are no guns hidden in the weapons station.

[Silverdream]

Silvadream: I am better than everyone else!





Captain Klasek: The pain....









Silvadream: Wow these DSM are pretty disapointing what hppened to being the super badass space warriors that are better than every1 else? I guess that i am so great that i make super badasses look like bitches.



Silvadream: Oh, nm





Silvadream (Soliloquy): Oh no! Even my OP tek cannot stand up to an OTC!

Shield: Do not worry silva, i will take care of this.



Silvadream: Shield! You fool! Theres' no way u can win! What are you doing?!

Shield: Goodbye, silvadream. It was an honour.





Silvadream: You sum of a bitch and a bastard





Silvadream: Special Move: Anal Disruptor Blade!









Silvadream: Hey wat are you doing?











Silvadream: Bwaaahhh!





Silvadream: If your alive than come 1v1 me so i can avenge shield. otherwise your a little bitch.



Silvadream: Hello?



Silvadream: How disappinting. Or should I say dickappointing?



Silvadream: Another victory for Silvadream, the kewlest guy in the universe who is unmatched in combat.