Polish Naval Thread

[The Shadowscythe]

Are you saying copy-pasting the same section over and over again in your fake digital format is more real than doing it in my fake digital format? This fictional space dong is just as real as yours.

Yes, yes I am. For if I cannot take your fake digital dong and fondle it in my fake digital program then you are faking it for the ladies.

And that shit is not on. For I have put more effort into faking my fake digital dong for the ladies than you.

[ikensall]

Stubby has yet to learn that it's not how big it is, it's how much effort you put in with it.

[Zupponn]

one of my girlfriends got the Feeldoe and two of my other girlfriends LOVED it. So two of them got the regular purple one and one got the Feeldoe Slim one.



Nobody ended up liking the Slim though.

[Duerer]

Ok, so let's go with something smaller, then:

Egzorcysta Light Cruiser
This little ship has been specially made for "exorcising" ships, both friendly and enemy ones. It does so with the help of the Sanctifier Laser, that has been blessed by priest, doing massive damage to any kind of demon, evil spirit and other supernatural beings. The obvious downside of that main weapon is it's ineffectiveness against ships without any kind of supernatural power source or weaponry.



And for those, who might have missed it:

Inkwizytor Battleship
The Order of Dobrzyń acts mostly independently from the Confederate Army and Navy. Thus the Order developed own designs for bigger battleships to mark their self-sufficiency. The Inkwizytor is heavier armed and protected than the Piast, but also less manouverable. To pay tribute to the Great Creator (the deity worshipped by most citizens of Polonia), a chapel has been built on it's top deck, also warding off demonic magic.

[Duerer]

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Updated the Straznik, to make it look less painful.

[loafofcheese]

that's noice.

[Duerer]

Here is my current naval lineup (excluding dreads), now I might need help with the classification of these ships.
My current ships are (from left to right):
Row 1:
Dzida - Gunboat (NEW)
Miecz - Frigate
Baron - missile Carrier (NEW)
Herold - Light Carrier
Król - Destroyer
Strażnik - Light Cruiser (???)
Paladyn - Cruiser
Piast - Battleship

Row 2:
Egzorcysta - Light Exorcist Cruiser
Inkwizytor - Order Battleship

[Theblackdog]

Your style just keeps getting better and better. The Straznik and Inkwizytor are my favorites so far.

[Vami IV]

These are some fucking beautiful ships, laddie.

Your style just keeps getting better and better. The Straznik and Inkwizytor are my favorites so far.

^^

[Duerer]

OKP Chrząszczyżewoszyce



This is the flagship of Admirał Dudek, from where he commands his star fleets. It is a massive giant with tons of weapons and space for thousands of starfighters, thus being one of the most intimidating weapons in the Polish arsenal.



The OKP Chrząszczyżewoszyce has 7 hangars, three on each side and one at the bottom.


A closer look at the Biały Orzeł.

[loafofcheese]

FUCK A DUCK!
That's impressively big and cool.

[Quantumsurfer]

That is a thing of sheer beauty, for so many reasons. There is no question concerning your skill as a builder. Well done.

[Gorthaff]

I bow to you. Theat is a piece of art. Especially that Eagle on the front.

[Vami IV]

Favorite part about this whole fleet has to be the Eagle on Dread's bow. Impressive work.

[Duerer]

Fist of the Great Creator





The Fist of the Great Creator is the personal flagship of the High Priest, the spiritual leader of the Church of the Great Creator. Unlike most dreadnoughts, that have a cathedral mounted on the top deck, this ship IS a giant temple to the Great Creator. As such, it not only possesses enormous firepower, but also a skillfully crafted hull, that allowed the use of ornamental decoration. On top of that, it is armed with a powerful "Laserowy Gniew" tri-laser, reducing whole star fleets into scrap metal.