ODC: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1

[Silverdream]

Assyrian Star Empire



Major Chara Natable: Fire everything!

All but one Armoured Core hit their target.



The damage is massive, but only one HP is removed from the Enki.

Krakow Union



Witold Sobchak: ALL HAIL POLAN!



The Void Hussar misses the Armoured Core.



Witold Sobchak: But how?! How could you dodge the undodgable blow passed down through the Sobchak line for generations?!



The Void Hussar gets in a more defensive stance.

Scythian Empire



Lord Admiral Lynam: Puny Evangelist. I'll show you the power of a true mecha made for battle!



Lord Admiral Lynam: ANTIMATTER SHOULDER CANNONS!

The RIN's Eva quickly pours it's AT Fields into defense, but it's not enough.



Vriska Sohryu Langley: AAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH

The Antimatter breaks through the AT Field, and destroys her front armour (-1 hp).

RIN



Vriska Sohryu Langley: You... you bastard...



Vriska Sohryu Langley: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!



The RT Rifle can't pierce the AT Field by itself.

Vriska Sohryu Langley: ....

Lord Admiral Lynam: Fools! This is what happens when you send a teenage girl in a poorly armed mech against the shining jewel of the Scythian Empire, the Scythian Evangelist! Fuck with us, and I WILL PERSONALLY SHIT ON YOUR CHIPS!

[Theblackdog]

[stubby]

Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue

[Vami IV]

Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue?

I gots to know.

I feel more Dirty Harry references are needed here

[Silverdream]

Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue

Honestly, I feel like the photos and posing are lacking, so clichés make it more entertaining.

Plus, what else would you expect in an indulgent mecha battle?

[Silverdream]

Polonia



Wojtek Sobchak: And now cousin, you will face my Mother's original double slash technique!



Wojtek Sobchak: No, I cannot harm my own blood.

Wojtek hesitates, and the resulting attack is easily protected by the Void Hussar's shields.



Wojtek Sobchak: No, I must! For Polonia!

The Giant OTC is stopped by the Void Hussar's shields.

Bavaria



Otto Skorzeny: Vat?! Who programmed ze targeting computers?



Otto Skorzeny: At least I can crush the Assyrian vermin!



Major Chara Natable is annhilated.

Overview



Let me know if you have any questions or if you don't know where your dudes are.

[Silverdream]

Only Duerer and theblackdog have sent orders.

[Theblackdog]

Orders sent. Tremble before the might of my Secret Faction!

[The Shadowscythe]

Shitting on chips reference.

I fucking love it. Ruining the days of teenage girls is what I live for.