A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

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A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by Arkbrik » Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:01 pm

Sorry for the massive delay between this turn and the last one. I hope you remember what the battle was about.

Soundtrack

Bavarian Scientists - Zahru II

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"Kapitän Krupp, this is what happens when you betray science before it can betray you!"

"Soldier! Stop this nonsense!"

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"Yes, Kapitän - urgh..."

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"You died like a true Bavarian, soldier... following orders."

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Meanwhile, Emma Fremdliebe boards the Bagger 28H8.

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"Alright, army dog, I am reclaiming my creation!"

"Wait! Before you kill me, let me just do this one thing!"

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KER-SPLATT!

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"Wasn't that totally worth it?"

"Ok, that was totally worth it."

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"I will have to push my Bagger past the limit to get it out of here... Engaging overdrive mode!"

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But all that happens is some fried circuits. Attacks against the Bagger now do 1d4 extra damage.

"Damnit! Typical Bavarian components. Do exactly what they are made for and nothing else."

Vergilius Raskolnikov - motorhead fan

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Disappointed at having his troops turned to paste, Vergilius Raskolnikov decides they need some inspiration.

"Soldiers! Remember that you are fighting for the greatest minifig in existence - me! Under my guidance, you cannot die!"

All of Raskolnikov's soldiers cheer and get a permanent +1 bonus to their armor!

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Also...

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...the dead Raskolnikov soldier (that isn't paste) is no longer dead. But he's less loyal and more hungry for brains now.

Undead Faction activated:
Raskolnikov Zombies
NPC

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Anyway, Raskolnikov's soldiers charge into the fortress, confident in their immortality. They gun down two mercenaries, and Azaira Mayakovsky slices apart a third.

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The tank backs up and takes a shot at the scientists on the balcony, but it just hits the building.

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Azaira Mayakovsky dashes past Stolid Stake onto the Bagger.

Stolid Stake - Theblackdog

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Stake shoves his way onto the Bagger.

"This is a mission for tactical espionage action soldier agents. Not feminine ninjas."

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Stake shoots the merc, but misses Fremdliebe.

Avokhan Empire - mercury19

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Kharl Kheith and the sniper crosses the street, the sniper preparing response fire. The other tech thief sprints onto the Bagger.

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Kheith contacts... someone.

"It's Kheith. Is it you?"

"Yeah, it's me."

"We need you here."

"I'll be there. Bullets are friendly creatures... they prefer to hunt together."

Bavarian Army - Silverdream

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The Bavarian mechanic constructs a ladder from the railing...

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...and climbs down it, heading for the Bagger like everyone else.

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"Watching the stupidity of minifig kind through the scope of my rifle..."

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Wilhelm Krupp gets a steady hold of the brick container.

"I still go it, you know!"

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"This is - huff - a piece of black forest cake compared to - huff - what I had to do as a kid!"

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Then there is a splutchy sound, like something heavy squashing a black forest cake.

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The last Bavarian soldiers sends a missile at the scientists.

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There is a violent explosion...

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...but when the dust has settled, the scientists are woefully unhurt.

Mercenaries - NPC

Since Emma Fremdliebe has claimed the Space Piltogg gold in the Bagger cockpit, the scientists control more treasures than anyone else, and so the mercenaries fight for them.

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The mercenaries run at and shoot at the nearest enemies, but miss everything.

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Three new mercs enter the field.

Raskolnikov Zombies - NPC

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The zombie chases his former fellow soldiers, but something seems to be following him as well.

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Secret Faction activated:
Pirates
commanded by Brikguy0410

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On the bridge is pirate captain Rodrigo Palo, Fransisco Duroculo, Maria Fujoshi and...

Secret Faction activated:
James Bonk
commanded by Falk

"Arr! Fransisco, is this the marked spot?"

"Yes, cap'n!"

"Good! Thanks for the map, Britannian."

"And thank you for the ride, pirate."

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Kills & Deaths

Bavarian Army - Silverdream
Kills: 4
Units left: 1/7

Bavarian Scientists - Zahru II
Kills: 2
Units left: 3/5

Stolid Stake - Theblackdog
Kills: 2
Units left: 1/1

Vergilius Raskolnikov - motorhead fan
Kills: 3
Units left: 8/12

Avokhan Empire - mercury19
Kills: 1
Units left: 3/3

Pirates - Brikguy0410
Kills: 1
Units left: 8/8

James Bonk - Falk
Kills: 0
Units left: 2/2

Mercenaries - NPC
Kills: 3
Units left: 6/8 + 2/8 reserves

Raskolnikov Zombies - NPC
Kills: 0
Units left: 0/1

Treasure Standing

Bavarian Army: 0
Bavarian Scientists: 2
Stolid Stake: 0
Vergilius Raskolnikov: 0
Avokhan Empire: 0
Pirates: 1
James Bonk: 0
Unclaimed: 1

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by Silverdream » Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:12 pm

Well, that was a giant ass kicking.
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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by Falk » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:04 pm

Can you post an overview shot please?
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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by Arkbrik » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:11 pm

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The battlefield is such a clusterfuck that it's hard to get an overview. You didn't miss the ones in the spoiler right?

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by motorhead fan » Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:09 am

This is one of the most awesome forum battles i have ever been in, if not the most awesome.

I must check.

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by Zupponn » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:54 am

motorhead fan wrote:This is one of the most awesome forum battles i have ever been in, if not the most awesome.

I must check.
ZZD is the most awesome. This one has been pretty good so far.
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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by Arkbrik » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:19 am

Still needing orders from mercury19.

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by motorhead fan » Tue Nov 11, 2014 3:29 pm

Zupponn wrote:
motorhead fan wrote:This is one of the most awesome forum battles i have ever been in, if not the most awesome.

I must check.
ZZD is the most awesome. This one has been pretty good so far.
I think this ZZD was happening just before I joined, so I don't think I was part of that particular war.

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 4

Post by Zupponn » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:40 pm

motorhead fan wrote:
Zupponn wrote:
motorhead fan wrote:This is one of the most awesome forum battles i have ever been in, if not the most awesome.

I must check.
ZZD is the most awesome. This one has been pretty good so far.
I think this ZZD was happening just before I joined, so I don't think I was part of that particular war.
Sorry, I misread your original post. Thought you were saying that it was the best battle ever. My bad.
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