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A Certain Amperian Loop
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Re: A Certain Amperian Loop
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Re: A Certain Amperian Loop
WARNING: ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.
WARNING: THIS FILE MAY CONTAIN COGNITOHAZARDS, MEMETIC HAZARDS, OR INFOHAZARDS. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN VIEWING THIS FILE. DO NOT READ THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER INOCULATION AND DIRECT AUTHORIZATION FROM A LEVEL 3.5 SCIENTIST. FAILURE TO REPORT SIGNS OF MENTAL CONTAMINATION MAY RESULT IN FORCEFUL AMNESIAC TREATMENT OR TERMINATION.
MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED
CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED
REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS
Welcome, authorized personnel. Please select your desired file.
Location: Soledad
Time: ██/██/G.R. 2014; █:██ ██
Description: Emergency review meeting on [DATA REDACTED] and א-class Reality-Restructuring Events
Dr. Herndon: Dr. Liang, Department Chair Yuan is—
Dr. Liang: Dead? I know. It's no matter—he was disposable, after all. As far as the public knows, a rogue Yellow Electric Rat ended his life untimely in a containment breach.
Dr. Herndon: Chief Scientist,—
Dr. Liang: About Dr. Mikoto? She'll return to work tomorrow as usual. All records of her anomalous activity have been expunged, including her involvement in Dr. Yuan's assassination.
Dr. Herndon: Is that not—
Dr. Liang: An unacceptable risk? She has a vested interest in avoiding overt interference with the Council, for now. Besides, if my suspicions of Department Chair Pang's actions align with my hypothesis, he will approach Dr. Mikoto and then I will finally possess enough evidence to have both of my enemies lined up against a wall and shot. Of course, these are merely symptoms of an underlying condition.
Dr. Liang: It's been a while since we discussed BB-P-F-00001, hasn't it, Dr. Herndon?
Dr. Herndon: Yes, it has.
Dr. Liang: For the past two years, every time BB-P-F-00001 has outputted an Aleph-type document, an associated א-class reality-restructuring event has occurred in the BrikVerse. It's easy to get lost in the weeds and trees of mathematics and forget the overarching theme of the Theory of Everything, that of a cognitive narrative. The laws of physics themselves are relative to the direction of some external intelligences, resulting in inconsistencies and anomalies.
Dr. Liang: Of course, until now, I haven't been able to establish a causal link between the output of an Aleph-type document from BB-P-F-00001 and א-class reality-restructuring events. And a scientific theory is only as scientific as its predictive power. Recent events, however, allowed me an unprecedented opportunity to test this hypothesis.
Dr. Liang: BB-P-F-00001 recently outputted a new Aleph-type document by the title of [MEMETIC HAZARD EXPUNGED], an event that's quite infrequent and hard to predict. I want you to take one wild guess as to what happened next.
Dr. Herndon: Gödel-dammit Liang, what the hell are you showing me?
Dr. Liang: Oh, sorry if your head hurts. I only had time to apply a rough Luxenberg-Rhee cognitohazard-buttplug to this frame. A simple Tylenol after this meeting should suffice.
Dr. Liang: Anyway, this is what happened next. Dr. Misaka Mikoto, supposed 2007 Nobel laureate in Chemistry and dedicated Trattorian scientist for decades...BB-P-F-00001 indicates that she hadn't even existed before October ██, G.R. 2014. She gains the exact same anomalous abilities prescribed to the protagonist of [MEMETIC HAZARD EXPUNGED]. There exists a clear, causal link between the output of Aleph-type document #4 and a א-class reality-restructuring event. Of course, I didn't stop there—in accordance with the concept of a cognitive narrative, I wanted to find what talentless hack was toying with our reality.
Dr. Liang: I opened our dusty file on Quantumsurfers and found this.
Dr. Herndon: There's no way...
Dr. Liang: Admittedly, the Aleph-type documents led me to believe Quantumsurfer Vami might be responsible. But as he's currently a captive of the Space Mafia, he possesses an alibi. Quantumsurfer Colette, on the other hand...
Dr. Herndon: It's an exact match with the character [MEMETIC HAZARD EXPUNGED] from Aleph-type document #3...
Dr. Liang: I hope you realize the gravity of the situation, Dr. Herndon. Sahaquiel was the result of a א-class reality-restructuring event. If we can stop א-classes, we might move one step closer to an anomaly-free BrikVerse. As the Chief Scientist of Trattoria, I answer to no one, not even the gods themselves. And I think we've found the resident god of Trattoria.
WARNING: THIS FILE MAY CONTAIN COGNITOHAZARDS, MEMETIC HAZARDS, OR INFOHAZARDS. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN VIEWING THIS FILE. DO NOT READ THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER INOCULATION AND DIRECT AUTHORIZATION FROM A LEVEL 3.5 SCIENTIST. FAILURE TO REPORT SIGNS OF MENTAL CONTAMINATION MAY RESULT IN FORCEFUL AMNESIAC TREATMENT OR TERMINATION.
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MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED
CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED
REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS
Welcome, authorized personnel. Please select your desired file.
Location: Soledad
Time: ██/██/G.R. 2014; █:██ ██
Description: Emergency review meeting on [DATA REDACTED] and א-class Reality-Restructuring Events
Dr. Herndon: Dr. Liang, Department Chair Yuan is—
Dr. Liang: Dead? I know. It's no matter—he was disposable, after all. As far as the public knows, a rogue Yellow Electric Rat ended his life untimely in a containment breach.
Dr. Herndon: Chief Scientist,—
Dr. Liang: About Dr. Mikoto? She'll return to work tomorrow as usual. All records of her anomalous activity have been expunged, including her involvement in Dr. Yuan's assassination.
Dr. Herndon: Is that not—
Dr. Liang: An unacceptable risk? She has a vested interest in avoiding overt interference with the Council, for now. Besides, if my suspicions of Department Chair Pang's actions align with my hypothesis, he will approach Dr. Mikoto and then I will finally possess enough evidence to have both of my enemies lined up against a wall and shot. Of course, these are merely symptoms of an underlying condition.
Dr. Liang: It's been a while since we discussed BB-P-F-00001, hasn't it, Dr. Herndon?
Dr. Herndon: Yes, it has.
Dr. Liang: For the past two years, every time BB-P-F-00001 has outputted an Aleph-type document, an associated א-class reality-restructuring event has occurred in the BrikVerse. It's easy to get lost in the weeds and trees of mathematics and forget the overarching theme of the Theory of Everything, that of a cognitive narrative. The laws of physics themselves are relative to the direction of some external intelligences, resulting in inconsistencies and anomalies.
Dr. Liang: Of course, until now, I haven't been able to establish a causal link between the output of an Aleph-type document from BB-P-F-00001 and א-class reality-restructuring events. And a scientific theory is only as scientific as its predictive power. Recent events, however, allowed me an unprecedented opportunity to test this hypothesis.
Dr. Liang: BB-P-F-00001 recently outputted a new Aleph-type document by the title of [MEMETIC HAZARD EXPUNGED], an event that's quite infrequent and hard to predict. I want you to take one wild guess as to what happened next.
Dr. Herndon: Gödel-dammit Liang, what the hell are you showing me?
Dr. Liang: Oh, sorry if your head hurts. I only had time to apply a rough Luxenberg-Rhee cognitohazard-buttplug to this frame. A simple Tylenol after this meeting should suffice.
Dr. Liang: Anyway, this is what happened next. Dr. Misaka Mikoto, supposed 2007 Nobel laureate in Chemistry and dedicated Trattorian scientist for decades...BB-P-F-00001 indicates that she hadn't even existed before October ██, G.R. 2014. She gains the exact same anomalous abilities prescribed to the protagonist of [MEMETIC HAZARD EXPUNGED]. There exists a clear, causal link between the output of Aleph-type document #4 and a א-class reality-restructuring event. Of course, I didn't stop there—in accordance with the concept of a cognitive narrative, I wanted to find what talentless hack was toying with our reality.
Dr. Liang: I opened our dusty file on Quantumsurfers and found this.
Dr. Herndon: There's no way...
Dr. Liang: Admittedly, the Aleph-type documents led me to believe Quantumsurfer Vami might be responsible. But as he's currently a captive of the Space Mafia, he possesses an alibi. Quantumsurfer Colette, on the other hand...
Dr. Herndon: It's an exact match with the character [MEMETIC HAZARD EXPUNGED] from Aleph-type document #3...
Dr. Liang: I hope you realize the gravity of the situation, Dr. Herndon. Sahaquiel was the result of a א-class reality-restructuring event. If we can stop א-classes, we might move one step closer to an anomaly-free BrikVerse. As the Chief Scientist of Trattoria, I answer to no one, not even the gods themselves. And I think we've found the resident god of Trattoria.
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Re: A Certain Amperian Loop
Interesting. I'll bet money that Liang is going to try to take QS!Vami and QS!Colette.
10/10 Colette. Your soaps are always so captivating; I hope to be this good some day.
10/10 Colette. Your soaps are always so captivating; I hope to be this good some day.
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Re: A Certain Amperian Loop
I know it's probably just a TV or something, but it's funny to imagine that BB-P-F-00001 is the entirety of Japan.
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Re: A Certain Amperian Loop
I wonder when colette will get to the story arc where dr mikoto finds out she has about 10,000 clones (also if were taking inspiration from the a certain franchise where the hell are toma and accelerator)