Battle in the Chat: Crystal Conflict (O:DC)

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On planet Bavaria...

Bavarians: Silverdream

Fenstermacher: It feels so nice to be alive again. It's really a traumatic experience being holed up in a soul gem.
(SN dice pool 1d12, 1d8, 1d4)

Trattorians: colette

Trattorian Officer: Not so fast! We Trattorians stand for science and oppose all magic.
Fenstermacher: Even economics?
Trattorian Officer: Well...

Britannians: Scratch

Britannian Red Beret Jetpacker: For her majesty we shall prevent the Bavarians from seizing the magical crystal mcguffin!


Overview. Magical crystal mcguffin in the center (TA/Bavaria objective, NATO's objective is to prevent Bavarians from getting it)

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Bavarians


The Bavarian mage Fenstermacher attempts to cast a fog around the Britannians (1d8 effect, 1d12 range) and also buff a Bavarian’s armor (1d4 buff).


Success! The Britannians now suffer a -2 skill penalty.


The other Bavarians move up and fire on the Trattorians, taking priority on the banner carrier. One crit-fails and the others miss or fail to kill.

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Trattorians


The Trattorians combine fire on the Bavarians


The officer and one trooper crit-fail.


The other fail to harm any of the Bavarian soldiers thanks to the 1d4 SN armor buff.

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Britannians


The Britannian Red Beret uses a feat to summon an annoying bagpipe.


The loud noise successfully dispels the fog and knocks over the Bavarians.


They then move up to fire at the Britannians, although one crit-fails.


Two Bavarian riflemen meet their end.

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Bavarians


The Bavarians get up, and Fenstermacher is very pissed.


He wipes out three Britannians and the hero with a fireball (1d8 arc range, 1d12 damage and 1d4 fire damage). Their corpses alight and burn.

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Trattorians


The crit-failers get up while the infantry advance and fire on Fenstermacher.


Fenstermacher crit-fails his redshirt inspiration roll and burns through 2 out of his 3 HP. He collapses to the ground, writhing in pain.

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Britannians


The last Britannian uses a last-man-standing feat to don his failed commander Macguffin's jetpack and bagpipe.


He rams himself full-speed into the mage, detonating his jetpack and bagpipe as well.


Out of the explosion, Fenstermacher remains unscathed, albeit covered in a bloody mess.

Britannians eliminated.

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A bunch of wild dinosaurs, naturally found on Bavaria, are attracted to the smell of burning flesh (not aligned with either NATO or TA).

Dinosaurs, played by Quantumsurfer, have entered the game

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Bavaria


Fenstermacher, placing his faith in his soul gem, sacrifices his mortal body and forms into a blood tornado using ancient wind and blood magix, pooling together the surrounding carnage to feed him.


It advances towards the Trattorians.


The two Bavarian rifleman combine fire on a Trattorian.


He dies.

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Trattorians

Panicking, the Trattorians combine fire on the gorenado monstrosity.


They manage to burn through all the SN dice sustaining it, returning it to a calm, if large, puddle of blood.


One of the Trattorian riflemen wanders off to ride the velociraptor.

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Dinosaurs


The velociraptor shakes off the Trattorian from its back.


It then messily devours him.


The triceratops then gores all of the remaining Trattorians to death.

Trattorians eliminated.

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Bavarians


The Bavarians bravely hold their ground against the dinosaurs, participating in the ancient Bavarian manly tradition of dino-hunting. One trooper holds the flagpole defensively as a pike while the other shoots at the raptor, to no avail.

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Dinosaurs


The dinosaur eyes the poledancer flag-bearer.


He prepares to run at him...


Unfortunately, the story of our brave Bavarian flag-bearer ends here. In a messy, gory, death.


The raptor heads towards the flag bearer, only to find a messy puddle of blood.

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Bavarians


The last Bavarian attempts a last-man-standing feat, shoves his gun barrel into the triceratops's neck, and pulls the trigger.


He was too slow, however, and gets messily torn apart by the dinosaurs.

Bavarians eliminated

Dinosaur victory