Who told you?Insert_blank wrote:Didn'tyour momFlower ever teach you, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?" I taught Vami that, and he got some ribbon awards recently. Where are your ribbon awards?
Ah, shit. Well, lemme show you my Ribbons, then. (This not my list. This is the list of available ribbons).
My Ribbons, as of December 2014 are:
Distinguished Unit Ribbon / Award...........x1 (I got this one from a Colonel's inspection earlier this year. TL;DR I worked for this one)
Cocurricular Activities Leadership Ribbon...x1 (No fucking what that means. I think it's for the team I run or my job as a Flight 1st Sergeant)
Academics Ribbon..............................x1 (Only got this once, due to my laziness and almost inability to turn work in on time. You get this ribbon for having an average of 80 in JROTC and are passing ALL of your classes)
Good Conduct Ribbon...........................x3 (Cadets get these for being good little boys and girls and not getting in trouble at school)
Service Ribbon..................................x1 (For parades, events, and helping out in your corps)
Health and Wellness Ribbon...................x1 (Are you currently dying, vomitting, or bloated? No? Have this ribbon)
Attendance Ribbon..............................x2 (Just like it says on the tin. I would have received this ribbon this time, too, but I missed a number of days in the first semester between sickness, laziness, and lack of sleep)
Dress and Appearance..........................x1 (For wearing my uniform* and not looking like a hobo when I don't)
Longevity Ribbon................................x1 (How many years you've spent in the Corps)
*Not me
Me at awards (receiving awards): Linke
Anyhow, for Vamuary, I suggest Pet Girl of the Sakurasou. I don't care if you like it or not, I didn't have any other ideas.
lol j/k
