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cleanupcrew
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by cleanupcrew » Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:37 pm
It's a lovely, uneventful day in some USA park.
Beer Cart Man: Damn Space Mafia, they promised me a retail monopoly on RbT here. And then they go and open up their own little RbT cart!
Teams
Beer Cart Man: mgb
Objectives: Resecure local RbT retail monopoly.
Flower Cart: KommanderKen
Balloon Cart: colette
Notes: Dog has 1d6 bite attack.
Space Mafia: Scratch
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by cleanupcrew » Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:56 pm
Beer Cart Man
Beer Cart Man uses a feat to pour RbT into the old man's rifle to make it explosive or fiery or something.
It crit succeeds, and the old man takes a shot.
It completely blows up their Space Mafia rivals.
Space Mafia eliminated
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by cleanupcrew » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:02 pm
Flower Cart
The beret guy steals a bike.
He then mows down the old man with his momentum and his flower-cutting knife.
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by cleanupcrew » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:07 pm
Balloon Cart
The Balloon Cart forces move up.
Flower Cart man: How may I help you, young man?
Flower Cart man: Arrggghh!
The boy lets his dog loose on the flower cart man, although he survives the mauling.
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by cleanupcrew » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:23 pm
Beer Cart Man
Beer Cart man douses himself in RbT.
He then rushes next to the Flower Cart, aiming to explode/immolate himself and his beer keg.
The Flower Cart forces are eliminated.
Flower Cart eliminated
The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
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Kommander Ken
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by Kommander Ken » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:28 pm
Beer cart man was one epic bastard. RIP in pieces.
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by mgb519 » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:39 pm
You won the battle, but I won the chat.
Tzan wrote:Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.
That's what
Hitler said,
in 1938.
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by devincp » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:41 pm
Man u sure wish that I had not had to split from chat right as this all was going down. Colette you sure do a good job at this chat battle stuff. Maybe I'll get in on it next time.
John Galt wrote:I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
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Zupponn
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by Zupponn » Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:30 pm
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
ZNN?
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by Vami IV » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:41 pm
Zupponn wrote:Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
ZNN?
joke not understand
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by Zupponn » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:25 pm
Vami IV wrote:Zupponn wrote:Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
ZNN?
joke not understand
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some ZNN column.
ZNN=Zupponn News Network
