The camera clicks on, and wind blows across it's microphone, blowing out the audio for a moment until the wind dies out.
???: "Greetings Space Moors, fellow Emerian military, or 'Calvarians.' I am Hernan Gonzalez Don Verano. I am the leader of newly formed Conquistadors, remnants of the legions of Soldado abandoned in the wake of this, what, Jihad? No matter. Bring forth the vermin."
The other Conquistador present struggles with the squirming Peach, who cries out.
His struggles are for naught, as the Conquistador shoves him onto the block, and kicks him in the back.
HERNAN: "We were abandoned by our commanders, by Briggs' foolish decisions. While our new "suzerain" has failed us, we cannot fail Emeria. Los Conquistadores shall not fail our nation!"
HERNAN: "I have seen the fall of world after world, the deaths of man after man. The time is come to take our vengeance upon these Explosionist dogs. Prepare your anuses, OASIS. We are coming for them."
ALL EMERIANS: "¡Deus Vult!"
Hernan steps up to the prisoner, who has by now realized what is about to happen to him and has started screaming. Hernan activates the OTC, and plunges it deep into the ass of the OASIS fighter.
The result is predictable and bloody.
HERNAN: "This is the fate of all Peaches: to pop like ripe grapes when we plunge our staffsaws and OTCs into the living bodies of the foes of Emeria!"
ALL: "¡Deus Vult!"
