BjorkWars

[Natalya]

Act I



It was a nice day in the BW Chat.




But then a shit-posting mib joined the room.




He kept going on about all sorts of crap, it didn't make any sense. He was just shitting all over the place.

[Natalya]

Colette got tired of his shit and banned his sorry ass.




And everything was good.




Colette: I'm in the chat and all's right with the world.

[Natalya]

One day BrikThulu joined the chat.
Brikthulu: I AM YOUR GOD NOW BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS




Solvess: Hey Natalya




Natalya: Aw shit.

[Tzan]

There are some people who write down everything in their journal.
When they shower,
what they eat at every meal,
they record everything they do every day.

So I'm hoping you've gone completely insane and will make a brik story of everything you do.

[Natalya]

No this story won't be about me actually. These first two scenes are just introductions to the environment.

[Natalya]

It was a slow day in the chat.




But then Solvess joined the channel.




Solvess: Hey what's going on?
Natalya: Hi
Warhead: hello

[Natalya]

overwatch: !wisdom
bjorkbot: <overv>: he knows where to butter his bread




Warhead: What are you doin with that bot overwatch
overwatch: bjorkbot is the latest in chat technology.




overwatch: !wisdom
bjorkbot: <overv>: fuck the police

[Natalya]

But then Colette showed up.




Colette: Overwatch I told you no fucking bots in here
Overwatch: Fuck you, you dumb skank




Colette kicked bjorkbot.
Overwatch: God damnit




Overwatch: Why'd you have to go and do that?
Colette: It's my chat, my rules.

[Natalya]

Overwatch: colette you take shit way too seriously. you're only the admin because you registered it




Overwatch: you're not the only one who can reg a channel colette.
Overwatch: in fact i registered #bjorkwrs and im the op there
Overwatch: thats where im going im tired of your shit




Colette: That's another rule. No advertising other channels.
Colette kicked Overwatch

[Natalya]

Natalya: :\ That's probably overkill.
Natalya: Overwatchkill I guess.
Natalya: Whatever I'm leaving.
Natalya left the chat.
Solvess: I'm joining #bjorkwars, bye.
Solvess left the chat.



Warhead: she's right mate, that was overkill
Colette: I guess I'll have a drink.

[Overwatch_Elite]

colette would never drink

[Natalya]

Bitch wtf you talking about? She is drinking tea THE WHOLE TIME in that one where colette = Mami.

[stubby]

I like that reversed-cape version of Overwatch. Very stylish.

[Zupponn]

I liked the bot too. The hair is what did it for me.

[Natalya]

mib_w9qc8z joined the chat.
Colette: The problem is bots are annoying. They just spam the same thing over and over again. I'd be interested if they had an AI and could pass the Turing Test, but his bot is just a primitive script thrown together.




Colette: Hi mib




Colette: It would be one thing if the bot just sat there and recorded, but it responds with a big stupid image when you say lol or certain other phrases. It's just spam.
Colette: And kicking people for advertising is pretty standard practice among online communities.