BjorkWars

[Natalya]

Insert_Blank warped everyone to a different battlefield.
Overwatch: Umm, seriously, wtf?
Colette: What just happened?
Insert_Blank: I moved the thread, thereby teleporting everyone to the new location.
Colette: An abandoned gym?




Overwatch: this seems really stupid
Insert_Blank: Aww come on, this place is kinda nice.




Insert_Blank: It wont hurt you guys to look inside.
Sayaka: Why is there a car outside?
Insert_Blank: I don't really know, maybe it takes you somewhere else.

[Natalya]

Insert_Blank: Look how big it is in here, it's the perfect place for a fight.




Colette: There's nothing in here, I was expecting like some weight training equipment or a stair master or something.
Overwatch: ib did you build this place? it kinda blows.
Overwatch: i mean who builds something this large and then puts nothing in it?




Insert_Blank: There's only one person who would make something that seemes so completely useless.
Colette: Oh shit, it's obvious now.




Natalya: Hi guys
Colette: Called it.

[Natalya]

Natalya: Welcome to Thunderdumb everyone.
Natalya: This place is special because here all the mods have power.
Natalya: It is the most level playing field of all the boards in the Four Rums.
Natalya: In fact, it's so level, that's why there's nothing in here.
Overwatch: srsly you don't need to make a new line for everything you say
Natalya: Anyway, mod fights belong here, don't spam up the other forums with this crap. That's what this place is for after all. "All mods enter, no mods leave."
Natalya: But enough of that.



Natalya: Let the Thunder Games begin!!

[Natalya]

Overwatch: okay you heard the lady, you guys are goin down
Overwatch: Y'all moe shit magikal girls have nothing
Sayaka: Hey fuck you, I'll cut your head off
Insert_Blank: Come at me Colette. Overwatch isn't the only one tired of your antics.
Colette: I'm at my full power IB, I can fight both of you at once. Sayaka and Kyouko you get Overwatch; Madoka and Homura, let's show IB what a Magikal Girl can do.




Insert_Blank: Not much apparently. You can't even hit me.
Colette: What the hell? Red-shirted by a Blokbot?




Insert_Blank: Like I said, all you've got are blanks against me.

[Natalya]

Colette: Homura, is he manipulating time to teleport?
Homura: No, I don't feel anything like that. He must be doing something else.




Overwatch: come here I got you
Kyouko: This is interrupting my lunch, and when I'm hungry I get pissed




Insert_Blank: Hey Colette, what does a Unicorn do?




Insert_Blank: It disappears. You are not going to be able to hit me.

[Natalya]

Colette: Don't get cocky IB, I'm going to figure out your tricks.

[Natalya]

The Shadowscythe: I'm really impressed by what IB is doing, but Overwatch is also holding his own.
Natalya: Yeah but you can think about it the other way too.
Natalya: At some level Sayaka and Kyouko are summoned by Colette, meaning their power is derived from her.
Natalya: Through them she's able to take the fight to IB and neutralize Overwatch.




The Shadowscythe: That's a good point, but Colette is way more established here.
The Shadowscythe: Overwatch is a newcomer and yet none of those girls attacks have hit him either.
Natalya: Yeah I guess it's a draw so far. I wonder what will happen.




Colette: IB you can dodge my attacks, I'll give you that. It's impressive how quickly you summon these block bots.
Colette: But you haven't hit me either. You've gotten nowhere.




Insert_Blank: You were saying?

[Insert_blank]

I'm glad you and scythe are narrating the battle shounen style, otherwise I wouldn't understand what was going on.

[Insert_blank]

I'm glad you and scythe are narrating the battle shounen style, otherwise I wouldn't understand what was going on.

[Overwatch_Elite]

I'm glad you posted that twice, otherwise I wouldn't understand what you were trying to say.

[Tzan]

I'm glad you guys use the same avatar, otherwise I wouldn't understand your love for each other.

[Vami IV]

I'm glad Tzan's glad.

[Zupponn]

I'm glad.

[loafofcheese]

[Natalya]

Pwn.