Chat Battle: Raid on factory X

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM ANVIL (Silverdream)



The tank fires, misses, the missed round does 4 damage, and it backs slowly towards the remaining Britannian infantry.

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Celestial Kingdom Hammer (SirSporktimus)



A thrown kali stick bisects the trooper with the mech controls (bonus die).



The Tao Tie grabs on and lays low.

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BRITANNIANS 1 (Scratch)



This guy pops open the viewing hatch and kills the driver.



He then books it



The other 3 soldiers put on jetpacks and sly up to shoot at the Tao Tie. 1 Misses, another misses, and the third rolls a crit sucess...only for both normal damage and overskill damage to critfail



THE TNT GOES OFF! the turret is wrecked.



The mortars land, wrecking the tank.



Somehow the gunner pulls himself out.

OVERVIEW:

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I swear, this Tao Tie guy is enchanted.

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM HAMMER (Silverdream)



Taking a page from the Britannian playbook the gunner steals a jetpack, flies up, and kills someone.

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM HAMMER (SirSporktimus)



The Tao Tie leaps down and grabs the controls



The mech grabs a trooper



And crushes him

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BRITANNIA 1 (Scratch)



Both remaining troopers fire on the Tao Tie.

The first one rolls a five on his skill, but a one on his damage.

The next guy rolls a six for skill, but a one for damage.

But his overskill die...

6

6

6

2





Nothing remains of the once-enchanted Tao Tie.

CELESTIAL KINGDOM HAMMER ELIMINATED!



The Soldiers book it with the controls.

OVERVIEW

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CELESTIAL KINGDOM ANVIL (Silverdream)



The gunner flies for the blueprints

BRITANNIA 1 (Scratch)



And is shot in the jetpack and dies.

CELESTIAL KINGDOM ANVIL ELIMINATED!

BRITANNIANS WIN!

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EPILOGUE



Tao Tie: Good thing My luck never runs out!



*WHAM*



Angus: "You so sure about that laddie?"

Later



Tao Tie: I will never say anything to you, Scotsman.

???: That is correct.



Crowe: It is me who you will be speaking to.

[Scratch]

GGWP, one of the closest and best chat battles I've been in, I'd like to thank Theblackdog for pointing out the game-winning TNT barrel, I would have totally missed it otherwise.

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Second chat battle down, and man are these fun to host. I look forward to doing another. A huge shoutout to my players Scratch, TheBlackdog, Sir Sporktimus(and his insane luck), Silverdream, and Colette. You guys were great, and I would love to have anther game with you guys sometime.

WHAT I LEARNED:

Jetpacks that give extra move and only take 1" of movement to put on are both fair and hilarious.

Spider Gymnastiks is a great ability.

The dice REALLY favor SirSporktimus on defense.

Once again, thanks to all my players. I hope you had as much fun playing as I did hosting.