A Brikwars RPG

[lordintype]

Here are your characters in the good ship whatsitsname. The Pirates will protect the ship, but will not attack you unless you attempt to destroy it.


This is an overview of the area in front of the ship


Here is an overview of the battle.

SEND ORDERS NOW

[ASmallWarpRift]

Walk with in range of the battle and shoot a fireball at that starwars scout, if i can blast other people with fireballs

[Legomc]

Should we all post orders here?

[Vami IV]

"Ew, peaches."
Use the knight dude as cover (b/c armor ) and pew pew pew at them dirty peaches or move into range to do so (with or without knight guy).

[Sir Sporktimus]

"What in the good name of Almighty Benny.." Sir Gaelus Forcast mutters, gazing at the chaotic battle raging across the township. He'll yell to one of the pirates on the ground, "Avast, you insipid sea scallop! What planet is this? And what's the cause of all this infernal uproar?"

Upon receiving an answer, he'll move to the front of the ship, taking cover behind the higher wall portions while he decides a course of action.

[lordintype]

Should we all post orders here?

Yes, please.

[mgb519]

That fascinating specimen appears to be a garden gnome of sorts. Shoot him so I can mount him in my home.

[lordintype]

Sorry for the delay, I had a power failure.





Pax moves up to blast the trooper, but the trooper only loses his arms.



" Ew, Peaches." Enrique moves and fires at the militia, to no avail.



"What in the good name of Almighty Benny..."He yells,"Avast, you insipid sea Scallop! What planet is This? And what's the cause of all this infernal Uproar? " The pirate replies," This be Majeria! Can't blame ye if ye have not heard tale of It! As for the Uproar? It be the ice cream store. The army doesn't let the peaches get ice cream. It be silly but true."



Upon receiving his answers, Sir Gaelus Forcast retreats to the front of the ship. (Sorry for the photo quality)



Mr Murderdeathkillington takes a shot at the gnome and slays the not-so-abomination.



Archy runs forward, gun blazing. Until he remembers that he dropped his pistol, at least.



Dave moves forward, but misses his shot.

Overviews of the battle:





Character sheets:

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[stubby]

"As for the Uproar? It be the ice cream store. The army doesn't let the peaches get ice cream. It be silly but true."

Never has a more worthy cause for violence been put forth.

This makes me wish there were a Ker-LET'S FIGHT! Table for battle causes. Like roll 3d10, (roll roll roll), looks like my guys "seek vengeance" on your guys for "denying to them" the "precious ice cream," LET'S FIGHT!

[Sir Sporktimus]

"I was raised to believe that tasty frozen treats are the right of all minifigs.." Sir Gaelus mutters to himself in the bow of the ship. "I shall bring the might of the Royal Azure Imperium to this conflict!" He darts up the steps in front of him, and around on top of the wooden wall of the ship, eying the crocodile below. "You there, wingless dragon! You shall become my steed! Together we shall slay all who stand in the way of frozen dessert equality!" He leaps from the wall of the ship onto the Crocodile's back, and will make an Action to try and guide it into battle. "Forwards, reptile!"

[mgb519]

Stuff the corpse for mounting, and then boil a pot of tea. Kill some enemy to use their blood in place of tea leaves.

[Legomc]

Pick up the pistol and say, "I ain't need no Godamn bullets!" The pistol whip someone, while simultaneously staving him will the crowbar.

[Vami IV]

Take the shield and body slam the nearest Peach with it, and surf it to the Ice Cream store.

[motorhead fan]

Produce a music playing device and play Rammstein on it at full volume trying to gain everyones attention.

[ASmallWarpRift]

Move away from the burning soldier towards the ship
"Fear the fires of hell"
Summon a cloud of hydrogen on top of the burning soldier and watch him explode. Hopefully some of those other soldiers will be caught in the blast