Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

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by a shitty green hill called "The Brown Mountain", three forces converge to fight to the death.

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The VOL, played by Scratch



The 45th Union, played by TheBlackDog



Polonia, played by mgb!

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ROUND 1: VOL(Scratch)



The Volkyrie begins by hopping on a bike. A WISG roll says that she can ride it while flying, at 10".




She flies over here.



Brasidus sprints forward...



...AND KICKS!



2 45th grunts and a tree are killed



The Mech and warriors advance



The grenade launcher fires twice.



First shot goes wide



The second shot is a critfail, and the ammo drum is accidentally ejected

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ROUND 1: 45TH UNION (theblackdog)



The marksman takes a shot on the ammo drum, but misses.



The bazooka guy has better luck.





The rocket blows up the ammo drum. The resulting explosion knocks 1/3 hp off of the mech.



The jeep and the first squad move up, guns blazing. Guns don't harm the mech though.



Nor does ramming it.



The second squad does manage to bring it to 1 hp though.

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ROUND 1: POLONIA (mgb)



Bartnik: Hey Volkyrie!



Volkyrie: What?



Bartnik: You want my hammer?



The Volkyrie, enraged at this sexism attacks him in a joust



With messy results.



Bartnik: "Squire!"



"Yes?"

"Save me that corpse for later"



Everyone else moves up. The tank fired on the 45th union but missed

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aaaaand I'm tired so bedtime

[Valiant]

Where did you obtain those walls?

[Kommander Ken]

Where did you obtain those walls?

At Wall-Mart.

Anyway, nice battlefield Silent.

[bluebright]

Where did you obtain those walls?

At Wall-Mart.

Hahahah...ahh...boy I'm tired too.

Also reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/brikwars/commen ... _mountain/