Treaty of Planet Versailles

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Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri May 01, 2015 7:17 am

Location: Palace of Versailles, Versailles, Kingdom de Lance
Time: May 1, 2015
Description: Versailles Peace Conference

Attendance:
Neu-AN Treaty Organization Representatives:
  • NATO Secretary-General Jonathan Stolenburger
  • President B’lack Obama, United Systems Alliance
  • Lord Prime Minister Sir Arthur Wellesley, Britannian League
  • Commander-in-Chief Lord Hearcer Kronus, Great Scythian Empire
  • Chief Executor Ivan Leopold, Assyrian Star Empire
  • President Misa Kuroki, Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria
  • Fourth Space Lord Retragon, Praetorian Empire
  • Presydent Małgorzata Sadow, Confederation of Polonia

Third Alliance Representatives:
  • Third Alliance Herr Direktor Man in the Top Hat (contact lost with Uberkaiser Piltogg over Medivo)
  • Kaiserin Renate von Heisenberg, Der Reich von Bavaria
  • Finance Minister Scratch, Police State of Venice
  • Kaiser Heinrich Mangrave, Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery
  • Der Kaiser, Neo-Prussian Empire
  • Kaiser Lukas von Pragueberg, Empire of Luchardsko
  • Duke Friedrich Brauner, Duchy of Braunberg
  • General Wolfgang Bieger, Kingdom of Saxony

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Secretary-General Stolenburger: Today we have gathered to end the AN-TA War, a conflict which has entangled thirty-seven star nations and three alliances of various sizes across the galaxy for over three years.

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Secretary-General Stolenburger: The AN-TA War represented the epitome of pointless conflict, a war fought over a certain General Atazir's ploy to encourage the Third Alliance's secession from the Allied Nations with false, inflammatory communiqués.

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Secretary-General Stolenburger: The war had seen much action and many notable battles, but it has recently fallen into a stalemate where neither side has gained traction towards victory. Operation Dominion's Call was planned a year and a half ago, and actual combat has lasted for the better part of a year. Today the AN-TA War is only a pit that swallows soldiers, ships, and money futilely, producing no glory or major victories for either side. The time has come to lay down our arms and abandon this stale war.

Herr Direktor Man in the Top Hat: The Third Alliance was deceived by General Atazir in seceding from the Allied Nations. For much of the war we thought of the AN as enemies opposed to our ideology and existence. Enemies who strove to murder our soldiers and burn our ships. But we too have grown weary of the siege on Bavaria's home system, and in negotiations with NATO we have found that our goals do not conflict. NATO merely wishes to reestablish the AN whole again, and we wish to promote pan-Germanism across the BrikVerse. Both ends can be achieved to the exclusion of neither. Hence, the Third Alliance worked with NATO to draft a peace agreement that would end the AN-TA War.

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Secretary-General Stolenburger: Both sides have suffered tremendous losses in the course of this war. Trattoria was temporarily deposed by a dictator, Avalon was destroyed, and New York was occupied and oppressed for nearly a year. The Allied Nations itself was demolished, its headquarters and its organization. This discounts the prodigious cost in lives and resources that the belligerents have suffered and the incalculable economic damage the United Systems Alliance bore.

Herr Direktor Man in the Top Hat: Similarly, the Third Alliance has taken great losses. Many great leaders like Otto von Bavaria, Kommander Alec, and Siri lost their lives in the war while Klaus von Fynnvaria has gone missing. The siege on the Fleck system has taken an immense toll on Bavaria, bringing the horrors of war right to its doorstep. Countless Bavarian officials were lost to drone strikes and orbital bombardment, and NATO forces massacred Bavarian women and children in front of their homes and stores. The Third Alliance has decided that enough is enough, that both sides have suffered enough casualties, and that the time has come to bring the AN-TA War to a close.

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Secretary-General Stolenburger: To that end, we of NATO and the Third Alliance have drafted a treaty, the terms of which our member nations negotiated and to which have all agreed.

Herr Direktor Man in the Top Hat: The terms are as follows:
Treaty of Planet Versailles wrote:AGREED-UPON TERMS (ENTERS FORCE REGARDLESS OF BATTLE OUTCOMES)

6. The AN will reconstitute with a membership consisting of the entirety of the known stellar BrikVerse.

7. The members of the Third Alliance will rejoin the AN in good faith (*) as full, voting delegations.

8. The AN endorses the ISM as the BrikVerse’s underworld (NATO members must vote yes).

9. TA maintains sovereignty as an alliance, as do its members.

9.1. Reiterates that the AN does not prohibit warfare between member nations and thus belligerents in the AN-TA War may continue fighting if they wish.

10. META: All current AN-TA War battles will run to completion due to meta practicality reasons.

11. META: No whining clause. Due to the unusual temporal nature of this treaty (negotiated in the past IRL but negotiated in-universe in the future), no backstabbing is allowed. This takes effect on a kanonical level over a mere political level. All parties must comply with the terms of this treaty.

11.1 META: if somebody thinks of something so cool that I, Silent-sigfig, Dilanski, Scratch, and Silverdream all agree it's cool then it can violate the treaty (written PM or screenshot required).


12. The Allied Nations holds new Secretary-General elections. (acknowledges that the SG is principally a figurehead under a less active AN).

NATO Conditional (kicks in if NATO wins Operation Dominion’s Call):
-USA receives military bases on Bavarian soil.
-NATO receives the royal bratwurst recipe.
-The Magicians Alliance declassifies all files and research with the exception of preserving intellectual property laws.

Bavaria Conditional (kicks in if TA wins Operation Dominion’s Call):
-Bavaria will receive one hostage from each member of NATO for one year.
--USA sends Beyonce(12 months) and Kanye West(Six months or until he wants to write a new album)
--Trattoria sends the current Special Administrator of the Valorian Annex (Dr. Shankar)
--Scythia sends some Lord
--Everyone else consented to sending some character

-Bavaria exacts tribute of land, resources, and people from all NATO members
--Trattoria would provide the Valorian Annex (50 systems conquered from Valoros)

(*) aka no backstabbing due to meta complications

APPROVED AMENDMENT (meta): All 5 signatories favor modifying the treaty to deem that Starlark has two months from March 1 (so end of April) to finish. If it does, the result will reflect on the result of O: DC and the appropriate concessions will kick in. If, however, Starlark does not complete by end of April, then NATO and TA will declare a tie regarding Operation: Dominion's Call, the treaty will enter force, and neither concessions will kick in. Starlark will then fall under Clause 10 and run to completion for meta practicality reasons like all other ongoing AN-TA content. Additionally, if the battle has clearly swung to one side, then a victor should be declared, as opposed to having to rush the final few turns in the name of getting a victor. Dilanski is willing to turn the end of the battle into a 'soap' in order to get it tied up.
Secretary-General Stolenburger: Due to the inconclusive outcome of Operation Dominion's Call, neither section regarding NATO or Bavaria conditional concessions shall take effect.

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Secretary-General Stolenburger: Here's to the end of the AN-TA War, and to finding a fresh new cause for which to fight.
Herr Direktor Man in the Top Hat: Here's to the end of the AN-TA War, and to starting a new war with the vim and freshness that this one lacked.

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Secretary-General Stolenburger: I, on behalf of all NATO member nations, do sign this Treaty of Planet Versailles and call to an end the AN-TA War.

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Herr Direktor Man in the Top Hat: I, on behalf of all Third Alliance member nations, do sign this Treaty of Planet Versailles and call to an end the AN-TA War.

Every representative in the room rises and applauds.

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(Meta/OOC note: The AN-TA War is over, meaning no new AN-TA related material unless it's set in the past/historical. There are still some ongoing AN-TA War-related battles, soaps, stories, etc.:
-Battle of Starlark (Dilanski)
-Operation Blumenkranz (Silverdream)
-Battle of Hel Ice Belt (Silverdream)
-In Search of Magic (Vami)
-Battle of Yutonian Map (Kaplan)
-Quest of Piltogg stuff (Stubby)
Even though the war is over, these will run to completion out of interests of practicality and fairness under Article 10, ending up either like the Battle of New Orleans after the Treaty of Ghent was signed in the War of 1812 or being retkonned into the past.

Activity related to the reestablishment of the Allied Nations will come shortly (need to update the General Assembly, set up elections, etc.))
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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Insert_blank » Fri May 01, 2015 8:19 am

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Duerer » Fri May 01, 2015 8:30 am

Nice setting and flags. Also great to see, that the Presydent could make a cameo in that one.
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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Silverdream » Fri May 01, 2015 1:11 pm

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Scratch » Fri May 01, 2015 4:11 pm

GG WP no re, who's up for a new pointless war?
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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Vami IV » Fri May 01, 2015 5:35 pm

The Occupied Emerian populace regret and protest this display of weakness by the TA Leader states.

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Valiant » Fri May 01, 2015 6:32 pm

Great end for the war Colette, well done.

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Sir Sporktimus » Fri May 01, 2015 9:17 pm

This is absolutely fantastic. It's an honor to witness such a historical occasion.

Also, how would a growing organization apply to the Allied Nations? By submitting a transmission here on Politics, or?

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Valiant » Fri May 01, 2015 9:28 pm

I believe all nations are de facto part of the Allied Nations (that's how it worked out for me, anyhow). However, if you want to become part of NATO, you would have to build a navy before applying.
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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by motorhead fan » Sun May 03, 2015 7:22 am

Well, this is nice, I have no opinion at all.

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Zupponn » Sun May 03, 2015 12:24 pm

Valiant wrote:I believe all nations are de facto part of the Allied Nations (that's how it worked out for me, anyhow). However, if you want to become part of NATO, you would have to build a navy before applying.
Why does one need a navy to be part of NATO?
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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Valiant » Sun May 03, 2015 12:58 pm

IRL, NATO = North Atlantic Treaty Organisation. Most of the country's that are part of NATO do have a navy, hence the navy requirement.

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by cleanupcrew » Sun May 03, 2015 1:47 pm

The formal membership requirements for joining NATO are: "whatever the current NATO members feel like." That being said, NATO is a super-elitist club of superpowers and veto powers with huge armies and navies. All of its members, except Praetoria, are superpowers and veto powers.

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by RedRover » Sun May 03, 2015 2:29 pm

What constitutes a navy? How many ships does one need?

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Re: Treaty of Planet Versailles

Post by Vami IV » Sun May 03, 2015 5:11 pm

RedRover wrote:What constitutes a navy? How many ships does one need?
Stroll on down to the LDD subforum and find out.

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