Lund: "So the plan is to eventually use this Antiimmortalium to assassinate the Immortal Emperor."
Clint: "Sounds good to me."
Pilot: "Is that the police?"
Pilot 2: "How is that car flying?"
Police: "PULL OVER! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"
Pilot: "Looks like we have to pull over."
Pilot 2: "Yep."
Bruce: "Good work arresting them chief. Your cash is on it's way."
Chief: "Yep. Nothing can go wrong now!"
Lund: "Good thing I could pay bail."
Clint: "Too bad you didn't have cash to free the pilots.'
Harris: "And the ship got impounded. That kinda sucks."
Colonel Tonk: "Did someone say cash? Because I'm in a crazy amount of debt right now..."
Colonel Tonk: "Also, that Antiimmortalium is Trattorian property. Return it to us, or there will be consequences!"
Omega Shard: "Antiimmortailum? That sounds like something that could hurt the Emperor! We should grab it!"
Grunt: "To Keep the Emperor safe?"
Omega Shard: "Of course not! I intend to kill him with it, and steal the throne myself!"
Prince Brasidus: "Stealing? That sounds like raiding, which is what the VOL do! You copy cults!"
Comedian: "You know, I didn't think of anything clever to say so..."
Comedian: "MEN! Get the Antiimmortalium and end this tomfoolery!"
Zaubermeister von Blatt: "Tomfoolery? I hate tomfoolery! Almost as much as I hate fishing! KILL THEM ALL!"
Chief: "I spoke too soon, didn't I?"
OVerviews:
WELCOME TO GET THAT ANTIIMMORTALIUM:
Each team has 2 goals:
6: Get the antiimmortalium and wait for evac:
7: A secret objective.
How sign-ups work:
Pick your first and second choices for factions. Players get dibs based on:
6: How often they post.
7: If they own that faction.
8: If they have played it in one of my battles before,
in that order.
FACTIONS:
USA:
--Player: Sir Sporktimus
Immortal Empire:
--Player: Valiant
Space Mafia+corrupt cops:
--Player: Scratch
VOL:
--Player: RedRover
Trattoria:
--Player: Colette
Bavaria:
--Player: Silverdream
Secret Faction 1:
--Player: Duerer
Secret Faction 2:
--Player: Vami_IV
lol j/k
