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Re: Introduce yourself!
*Who are you?
I am Spork? and I have been lurking around this forum for about 2 years now.
I have a fairly large lego collection, comprised mostly of 2 by 4s and useless bricks.
*Do you live with your mom?
Yes, but I am young enough that it's excusable.
*Where do you come from?
I come from Ottawa, but I live in Victoria, which is basically diet Ottawa anyway.
*What is your quest?
To rid the world of Monty Python references, and to raise an army of skeletons.
Perhaps to achieve the first goal.
Edit: somehow, even with all the time I have spent lurking around, I failed to notice the presence of someone with the term Spork in their username.
That is hugely embarrassing on my part.
I am Spork? and I have been lurking around this forum for about 2 years now.
I have a fairly large lego collection, comprised mostly of 2 by 4s and useless bricks.
*Do you live with your mom?
Yes, but I am young enough that it's excusable.
*Where do you come from?
I come from Ottawa, but I live in Victoria, which is basically diet Ottawa anyway.
*What is your quest?
To rid the world of Monty Python references, and to raise an army of skeletons.
Perhaps to achieve the first goal.
Edit: somehow, even with all the time I have spent lurking around, I failed to notice the presence of someone with the term Spork in their username.
That is hugely embarrassing on my part.
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Re: Introduce yourself!
Welcome to the community mate!
Good to see another bloke from Canada.
Good to see another bloke from Canada.
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Re: Introduce yourself!
Brothers in sporkmanship, it would seem. Welcome home.Spork? wrote:*Who are you?
I am Spork? and I have been lurking around this forum for about 2 years now.
I have a fairly large lego collection, comprised mostly of 2 by 4s and useless bricks.
*Do you live with your mom?
Yes, but I am young enough that it's excusable.
*Where do you come from?
I come from Ottawa, but I live in Victoria, which is basically diet Ottawa anyway.
*What is your quest?
To rid the world of Monty Python references, and to raise an army of skeletons.
Perhaps to achieve the first goal.
Edit: somehow, even with all the time I have spent lurking around, I failed to notice the presence of someone with the term Spork in their username.
That is hugely embarrassing on my part.
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Who are you?
I am Charlie [Unintelligible Polish name]
Also, I'm a Prophet from the Land of Lavender Town
Do live with your mom?
I'm 13, but no, I live under a bridge.
Where do you come from?
Alabama. Not a redneck. Say I am, and I will disembowel you with the sporks from the mental health center.
What is your quest?
Make games, tell off every douche at my school, and burn the Canadian Illuminati down to the ground. (Long story short, I run the Illuminati, people started the Canadian Illuminati, I slayed them.)
I am Charlie [Unintelligible Polish name]
Also, I'm a Prophet from the Land of Lavender Town
Do live with your mom?
I'm 13, but no, I live under a bridge.
Where do you come from?
Alabama. Not a redneck. Say I am, and I will disembowel you with the sporks from the mental health center.
What is your quest?
Make games, tell off every douche at my school, and burn the Canadian Illuminati down to the ground. (Long story short, I run the Illuminati, people started the Canadian Illuminati, I slayed them.)

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Re: Introduce yourself!
There's a Canadian Illuminati? Never knew.
Anyhow, welcome to the community mate. Joining us was a decision you're going to regret .
Anyhow, welcome to the community mate. Joining us was a decision you're going to regret .
Re: Introduce yourself!
We needed more violent breakfast foods around here
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Re: Introduce yourself!
Yeah, they wanted to control the world, but eh.Valiant wrote:There's a Canadian Illuminati? Never knew.

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Eh indeed.
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At first I really wanted to make assyrians, but that idea got lost somewhere and then I finally finished my lifelong quest to make good Lego Daleks and then i gave them some police and my factions was made.
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Hi! I was suggested this by a friend, and thought it would be fun... anywho...
I am 14, live at home, and enjoy making dragons. I make custom wings and other rare items. Idk what else to say...
I am 14, live at home, and enjoy making dragons. I make custom wings and other rare items. Idk what else to say...
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Re: Introduce yourself!
Welcome to the community mate! Great to have you here, some may say...
Anyhow, enjoy your stay.
Anyhow, enjoy your stay.
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Re: Introduce yourself!
* - Who are you?
I go by many names, but here, on this forum, I am the mighty space outlaw Mark Pepper.
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Due to the fact that I am still in high school, yes, I do.
* - Where do you come from?
I come from the land of the ice & snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow... Well, no. In reality I come from AZ. *sigh*
* - What is your quest?
My quest is to seduce the redheaded women, riddle my enemies with bullets, and generally cause chaos while having a jolly good time in the process.
I go by many names, but here, on this forum, I am the mighty space outlaw Mark Pepper.
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Due to the fact that I am still in high school, yes, I do.
* - Where do you come from?
I come from the land of the ice & snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow... Well, no. In reality I come from AZ. *sigh*
* - What is your quest?
My quest is to seduce the redheaded women, riddle my enemies with bullets, and generally cause chaos while having a jolly good time in the process.

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Re: Introduce yourself!
Welcome mate!
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The renowned Dr Pepper has arrived.
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Re: Introduce yourself!
Hello
* - Who are you?
I am Zadeon. Like the Radeon graphic cards but with a z.
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Yes
* - Where do you come from?
That place where the summers are too hot and the winters are too cold (aka Missouri).
* - What is your quest?
To post pictures of legos killing each other, why else would I be here?
* - Who are you?
I am Zadeon. Like the Radeon graphic cards but with a z.
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Yes
* - Where do you come from?
That place where the summers are too hot and the winters are too cold (aka Missouri).
* - What is your quest?
To post pictures of legos killing each other, why else would I be here?
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