Freedom Systems of Murica
Captain Murica starts the show by jumping the ramp and shooting the gunner of the Sporthog, but both he and his bike are damaged by response fire from the turret. Both have one hitpoint remaining.
Captain Murica has shot the gunner in such a way that he spins and shoots the driver of the Leon Trackski. (Feat critically successful)
The Rhino crashes into the Landshark, but does no damage. The gunners fire on the Landshark, killing its driver and causing 1sp of damage to the cab (6 remain)
The Landshark's front turret returns fire, damaging the Rhino's turret.
The Roadrunner uses its front machine gun to damage the Landshark's front turret. The gunner in back critfails, shooting the gunner of the Rhino and causing 1 SP of damage (5 remaining). Whoops!
Crimson Dawn- Valiant
The passenger of the Trackski hops into the driver's seat and crashes it into Kingpin Jones' lowrider causing 1sp of damage (5 remaining)
The passenger of the Sporthog gets into the turret and shoots, but misses.
Comrade Communism crashes his cycle into John Woo's and opens fire causing 2 SP of damage to the bike (1 remains)
Wasteland Raiders- TheSovietNinjaWaffle
The Thrash Warrior plays some wicked guitar riffs, giving nearby allies a +1 skill boost for the turn.
The passenger of Dragula throws an explosive spear at the cab of the Landshark, which along with some minigun fire from Red Death, chips away another SP (5 remaining)
"Watch this!" Octan Joe shouts.
Grabbing a chain and his OTC, Joe grapples onto the Landshark, unfotrunately dropping his OTC when he then tries to attack.
The other passenger of the Ghostrider takes the wheel.The rest of the raiders hold their actions in response.
Random Civilians- Lordintype
"I have gold!" Kingpin Jones exclaims, "anyone who joins me can have some!"
"How about we just kill you and take it anyway?" A nearby Space Shark responds (Crit Fail). The Space Shark incinerates the thug in the back seat and sets the car on fire.
To show they mean business, the two rednecks crash their truck into the sporthog, unfortunately causing no damage.
Space Sharks- M220
Grabbing his laser rifle, this Space Shark attempts to chainsaw Octan Joe, who successfully uses his grappling chain to parry the blow.
Another Space Shark tries to fire, but gets blasted by response fire from Lord Gigantic.
The Space Shark with the heavy laser rifle tries to fire, but jams his gun.
The Space Shark in the rear turret tries to attack the BA team van, but slips and hits Captain Jaws instead, who is unharmed, just angry.
Very angry.
The Space Shark in the back tries to attack the van as well, but doesn't cause enough damage.
The passenger in the cab tries to launch some rockets at the Rhino, but they misfire and explode in the pod instead, causing 2 SP of damage to the trailer (5 remaining). Octan Joe manages to bail from the top of the pod, but will have to recover during the next turn.
FSM Continued- MGB519
Because I forgot to use it earlier, I'm doing it now. The wolverine fires its main gun at the raiders. High damage rolls kill two raiders and cause 2sp of damage to both the Ghostrider and Dragula (5 and 3 sp respectively remaining)
Just need orders from Motorhead Fan to continue.
