Your most painful BrikWars death?

Post by **Tarren** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:45 pm

Ha, at the hobby store the WBW's run their Brikwars games, we were polaying our zombie apoc thing. I had to go, and we were pissed at a players, and I was playing a wizard.
basically, people joined me on my heroic feet, and it was about 68-13.
Split him in half with a Dolly (the wierd carrying things they use at airports to transport luggage), Popped his head off with a three wheeled motorcycle, and turned myself into a bike, and exploded his head all over the floor.
and then the death of me cuased mass hysteria and brought all of the random horses around the house I killed him in (about 3 and whatever he was already killed with) and..
well..
FATALITY!

Post by **Cpt. Zipps** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:32 pm

Mine was really my friends but it still sucked. His hero failed to rip the front off of my APC twice and ended up having a hernia and being paralyzed. then when he saw the APC rolling towards him he tried and failed to use the force to grad a nearby laser pistol. then he was plastered onto the front of the APC.

Post by **BeetStik!** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:12 pm

Hmm,

I was battling with Cpt. Zipps and WHADDA YA KNOW! He shots one of my guys in the back the head and fails (Earlyer one of his guys survived a shot in the abs and he became ABS OF STEEL) the bullet bounces off hits ABS OF STEEL and rebounds into the back of the neck of the person who was getting shot!?!?!?

Oh and Blew myslef up with a rocket....

Post by **Adean** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:26 am

w00t moar ossum!!!! Nice sig. Down with awesome, up with ossum!!!

Post by **DaCheez** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:22 pm

I sent my suicide bomber "Special Delivery" (he was dressed as a pizza delivery boy with a giant bomb strapped to his back and a HUGE switch in his hand to set off the explosive) into a mob of enemy units. Unfortunately, upon trying to activate the bomb he rolled a critical failure. He still blew up, but due to the failure the 2d10 of damage affected only him. It was heart-wrenching to watch him blown to a smoldering crisp without even touching the enemy troops standing less than an inch away...

Post by **jifel** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:42 pm

Once, my mechsuit hero charged another mechsuit, and got backhanded into an island, after losing to wounds, and although he survived, itwas very humiliating.

Another time my knight hero sliced open 4 guys and rode off, then a necromancer brought them all back, and they charged my hero with 2 hand weapons, for 8 d6 damage. ouch. I was killed badly.

And then I blew up an airspeeder, that exploded and blew up another one killing eight guys.

jifel

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:30 pm

Jifel, change your avatar. Someone else already has that one.

Post by **Shaeph** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:43 pm

someone special

Post by **pesgores** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:21 pm

Almighty Benny.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:36 pm

YOU HAVE INVOKED HIM!

*crickets*

Ok... Does anyone know where he is? His last post was in September.

Post by **jophfy** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:08 pm

Ok I have one its not as painful as annoying. Once at piltoggs for a battle I had most my troops in 1 area (this was my 2nd brikwar so I wasn't too smart for the placement of my troops). That area was the local airport so piltogg took out his plane and made it land on my troops (no it wasn't in his army it was controlled by the citizens which he controlled). It killed most of my army but not my hero and 1 other guy. During my next turn I had my hero try to do the limbo while on a motorcycle under the wing of the airplane and of course it was a critical failure and my heros head was sliced off. After that turn piltogg opened up the plane to revile that Nazis were in the plane and they killed my last guy.

Post by **Shaeph** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:02 pm

sounds like you got owned

Post by **warman45** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:11 pm

jophfy wrote: After that turn piltogg opened up the plane to revile that Nazis were in the plane and they killed my last guy.

HOLY CRAP IT'S GESTAPO HIDE INDIANA JONES (indian jones hides behind a rock)

Post by **jophfy** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:20 pm

Shaeph wrote:sounds like you got owned

Yah now when ever piltogg begins getting out that plane I try to destroy it.

Post by **DaCheez** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:09 pm

Had a rather unfortunate death in the last game. It took place aboard a space station, and one of the GM controlled units tried to vent the atmosphere out of a room one of my units was in. But he ended up rolling a critical failure, instead decompressing his own room, making him pass out from vacuum exposure. One of the other GM controlled units tried to restore oxygen to that room to save him, but also rolled a critical failure, thereby accidentally filling the vacuum with nerve gas instead of oxygen. Killed the unconscious unit immediately.