The Big Dump

[Tzan]

( Similarities to the Big Bang are purely coincidental )

Before the Brikverse existed, there was the Beige Carpet.
It had existed for eternity and been eating whatever food dropped onto it from other dimensions.
Then one day came, The Big Dump!
All the waste product of an eternity of eating was compressed into a single beige ABS pellet.
And with one mighty exertion that pellet was expelled onto the surface of the carpet.
That super dense pellet contained all of the ABS that the Brikverse would ever have.
In fact it was so dense that it didn't even know how to say good luck to a stranger before a big event.

~ Tzan, Pooplord

[Zupponn]

[stubby]

Nice theory there, but true Explosionists will never forsake the Big Boom

[Tzan]

True Explosionists would blow up their own mother for an extra virgin.

I suppose they are just misinterpreting the scientific meaning of "dump".
Dumps are frequently explosive, not due to combustible materials though, but due to unimaginable pressures.
As the single super dense pellet expanded at super science speeds, to the untrained eye, it could be observed to be "explosive" in nature.
But that would be a misunderstanding of the principles involved.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to explain this vitally important issue.

~ Tzan, Theoretical Pooplordist