Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

[Vami IV]

We have 72 active members?

?

73. I'm here too

That was a rather lordintype post, lordintype.

[Arkbrik]

Hey, sorry I missed a turn.

With Dogdu dead we will have to use any means to distinguish ourselves to the King. We must be the first to reach the gate! The dogs and the infantry will hurry towards the bridge. If someone ends up next to the green monkey dudes in front they will shove them out of the way. The rest will sprint to get across the bridge as quick as possible.

The knights are just an embarrassment as this point. The crossbowmen will execute them with a volley and then follow the rest of the army. Any knights that survive will try to shit themselves to appease the shitgoats.

[Tzan]

Do you really think that Rainbow soldiers kill their comrades?
Do you really think that will impress the King?

[devincp]

I attacked him because he wanted my spot for the crown if he pledged his allegiance to us. And dogdu does not give up the crown.

[stubby]

We have 72 active members?

Now I'm curious! Let's check the numbers.

In the past month we've had 1900 posts from 125 members. This is down from 2013 when we had 276 people online at the same time, although they probably weren't all posting.

In the past month the forums had 116,000 page views. The BrikWars.com site overall had 160k pageviews from 5,100 unique users (The front page had 6k, the rules 10k, and the wiki 20k). This is also down from 2013 when we'd typically see around 400k pageviews a month.

Damn, I should have monetized in 2013! I could have been a multi-thousandaire.

[Warhead]

Yes ...but you'd have lost all of what little respect we may have had for 2013.

[stubby]

Yes ...but you'd have lost all of what little respect we may have had for 2013.

Yes, all that priceless respect (actual retail value USD $0.02)

[Warhead]

[stubby]

I did notice Arkbrik posted orders for dogdu so if he is back and wants them I guess that's ok.

That's very reasonable of you.



Fortunately, reasonable isn't how we do things here. Instead, Dogdu's soul is banished to the Beige Carpet. The results of his adventure there will determine who's in control.

[Tzan]

An interesting interlude while we wait to see if IV is really dead.