Party Crashers (FINISHED)

[Duerer]

Location: Asteroid PN-12, Orbit of Planet Poznań, Confederate territory
Mission: Defend or clear the mines from any Piltogg intruders


Polish Pilot: “We're landing near the entrance! Prepare to disembark!“


Forgefather Grzegorz: “You are sure, that you want to go with us, Doctor DeRosa? We're like getting our hands dirty there and it would be a pity, if we would loose such an important scientist like you!“

Dr Mildred DeRosa: “Don't worry, Forgefather. I've been digging through all sorts of mines and caves, not to mention all the hazards, I've encountered there! I'm fully aware of the risks in these-“


Dr Mildred DeRosa: “OH MY GOODNESS!!“

Forgefather Grzegorz: “O w mordę! We've came too late! They already invaded the complex!“


Forgefather Grzegorz: “Hmm, I just wonder, why our folks' corpses have been mutilated...“

Forgeguard: “The Nazis, on the other hand, are all in one piece. They merely recieved gunshot wounds.“


Forgefather Grzegorz: “You are still sure, you want to go in there, Doctor?“

Dr Mildred DeRosa: “Definetly! You will need any help at your disposal, when facing whoever or whatever did this to your men!“


Forgefather Grzegorz: “Alright then! Let's go inside!“


The Knights and the Blue Heliad agents further venture into the mines, but what they see, in there, looks not much different from what they saw right at the entrance.

Forgefather Grzegorz: “These mines already look like a slaughterhouse! The deeper we're moving in, the worse it gets!“


???: *chanting*

Dr Mildred DeRosa: “What was that?“

Forgefather Grzegorz: “Cthulhic Cultists! That explains all the mutilated corpses: these skurwiele must have killed our men as a sacrifice to their demonic master and didn't even spare unarmed miners!“

Knight: “Cowards! They are goin to pay for that!“


Dr Mildred DeRosa: “*whispering* Sshhh! Stop shouting or else they'll notice we're here!“


Grzegorz was right with his assumption! The intruders, indeed prepared a small shrine for Brikthulhu, to sacrifice the innocent miners.

Miner: “Don't think, you will go unpunished for your crimes! You end is already nigh!“

Gerda von Strauss: “Who's goin to stop me now?! I've just slaughtered all your friends in front of you, yet you still try to zreaten me?! You are truly ze most desperate people, I've met!“

Miner: “Whatever, just quit your trash talk and do your worst already!“


With a quick strike with her sword, she decapitates the mine worker...


...and offers it as a sacrifice.


*WHOOOSH*


Cultist 1: “Me-Zu Me Pa-Ku-Ku-De-Hul!“


Suddenly, an eldritch abomination appears under Gerda's feet, grabing her with it's tentacles.

Gerda von Strauss: “YEEES! I CAN FEEL IT! “

Cultist 2:
“Bil-At Kir-Zal Za-A-Kam Ki-Aga-Du
Kas-Du Da-Ra-Es Mu Ga Im-Mi-In
Nin-Ana-Si-Anna Ga Sa-Ga-Ar
Za-A-Kam Ne-Su-Ub-Du Ne-En-Mu Ga Sa-Ga-Ar“


Gerda von Strauss: “THE POWER! IT GROWS STRONGER!!“


*BLAM*
Finally, she managed to break free from the creatures grip, before it could consume her entirely. Possessed by evil spirits, her force supposedly grew stronger.


Forgefather Grzegorz: “Ehem.“


Forgefather Grzegorz: “I guess the miner, you just killed wasn't that wrong, after all. You are indeed messing with the wrong neighborhood.“


Gerda von Strauss: “*ghostly echo* Sweet, more lambs for the slaughter! We've also prepared a special surprise for you... Männer, auf sie!“


More grunts are approaching from the lower corner...


...bringing a little friend with them!


Deadly Space Nutzee: “VERNICHTEN! VERSTÜMMELN! VERBRENNEN!“


Dr Mildred DeRosa: “So, these freaks are, what you're dealing with, recently?“

Forgefather Grzegorz: “Pretty much our whole recent history! I guess it's time for beating up some Nazis, again!“

[Duerer]

Here we have my next battle:
Party Crashers



Factions:
Order of Dobrzyń (Grzegorz, 2x Forgeguard, Knight, 4x Initiates)- adzi
Blue Heliad Sciences Corp. (Dr DeRosa, 4 Marines)- lawmaster

Gerda's Battle Group (Gerda, 2x Cultists, 5x Grunts)- Legomc
DSN's Reinforcement Group (DSN, 5x Grunts)- Maverick

Gameplay Notes:
- The game goes for 5 turns. The winner is the team with the most kills.
- Initiative is determined by dice rolls.
- All heroes have 3 HPs (SPs in the case of the DSN).
- Factions, that havent send orders within 48 hours of each turn, will be NPC'd.

Stats:

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Order of Dobrzyń





Blue Heliad Sciences Corp.






Gerda's Battle Group
Gerda has the Swordsmaster cliché, btw



DSN's Reinforcement Group

ALL SPOTS ARE CLAIMED!

[Maverick]

Space nutzie reinforcements, bitte

[adzi]

Wybieram Zakon Dobrzynia

(I choose the Order of Dobrzyń)
this gonna be interesting

[Duerer]

Space nutzie reinforcements, bitte

Wybieram Zakon Dobrzynia

(I choose the Order of Dobrzyń)
this gonna be interesting

Alright, there you are.

Two more spots to fill.

[lawmaster]

Blue Heliad Sciences Corp please.

[Legomc]

I'll take the last group.

[Duerer]

Blue Heliad Sciences Corp please.

I'll take the last group.

OK, all spots are taken.

YOU MAY SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 1, NOW!

(I'd update the OP, but imgur is somehow fucking around. I'm always told, that the forum software can't determine the size of the images.)

[Duerer]

Order of Dobrzyń (adzi)

The Initiates move towards the Schützen and gun down two of them.


Meanwhile, Grzegorz and the Forgeguard move further to the enemy, since they are currently out of reach from any opponent.

Blue Heliad Sciences Corp. (lawmaster)

DeRosa and two melee marines also move towards the other Nutzee Squad, while the Gunner Marines give fire support...


...that proved itself to be quite effective. Two additional Nutzee goons are shot.

DSN's Reinforcement Group (Maverick)

The Schützen imediatelly return fire and concentrate it on DeRosa, who barely passes her armor check.


Deadly Space Nutzee: "FRISS MEINE GESCHMOLZENE SCHEISSE!!"
The enraged DSN leaps forward with his Exo Suit and strikes with his quite big claw at the Doctor, dealing one HP damage (2 HP remaining) to her.

Gerda's Battle Group - (Legomc)

Gerda summons a lesser daemon of Brikthulhu to dismantle the armor of the Forgefather.


Forgefather Grzegorz: "Begone, wicked spirit!!"
Unfortunately, the sacred blessings and runes on Grzegorz's armor are much to strong for the daemon to surpass. So it decides to return to the spirit world. FEAT FAILED


Nevertheless, the Schützen near the tubes manage to gun down an Initiate.


Gerda tries to attack the Forgefather with her blades, using her newly gained powers to boost her strength. However, an Initiate jumps right in between, sacrificing her life for the forgefather. The cultists move towards the Forgefather, but are a bit to far away from ganging up on him.

Overview:


Kill Count:
Order and Blue Heliad Forces: 2+2 =4
Nutzee Forces: 2+0 =2

Hero HP:
Forgefather Grzegorz: 3/3
Doctor DeRosa: 2/3
Gerda von Strauss: 3/3
Deadly Space Nutzee: 3/3

SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 2, NOW!

[Duerer]

DSN's Reinforcement Group (Maverick)

The DSN tries to attack DeRosa again, but the Melee Marine with the hammer jumps in and gets torn apart, instead.


The Schützen fire at the Blue Heliad Gunner, but fail to do him any harm. On top of that, one of them crit-fails his hit roll and ejects his magazine instead. He need one action to reload.

Order of Dobrzyń (adzi)

Due to ridiculously high damage rolls, two initiates manage to shoot two Schützen.


Forgefather Grzegorz slowly lifts his hammer and tries to swing it, yet Gerda immediately takes a defensive stance with her swords...


... however, Grzegorz didn't intend to strike her, but rather one of her swords, destroying it. FEAT SUCCESSFUL


While he tries to strike her a second time, he misses. One of the Forgeguards fails to damage the Cultist to the left, yet shoves him off, a bit. The other Forgeguard manages to decapitate the Cultist on the right hand side, though.
The Knight near the BT Pod fires at Gerda but fails to injure her.

Blue Heliad Sciences Corp. (lawmaster)

DeRosa misses with her hammer and the railgunner accidentaly ejects his cartridge and needs to reload next turn. The Machine Gunner and the Melee Marine, however, manage to scrape off a SP (two SP remaining) from the Exo-Suit.

Gerda's Battle Group - (Legomc)

A Schütze fires at an initiate, but misses. The Cultist's attack barely got soaked up by the Forgeguard's armor.


Gerda von Strauss finally manages to deal one HP damage (2 HP remaining) to Grzegorz, even with only one single sword.


She then attampts to call another daemon, but this time, her request got ignored. FEAT FAILED

Overview:


Kill Count:
Order and Blue Heliad Forces: 5+2 =7
Nutzee Forces: 2+1 =3

Hero HP:
Forgefather Grzegorz: 2/3
Doctor DeRosa: 2/3
Gerda von Strauss: 3/3
Deadly Space Nutzee: 2/3

SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 3, NOW!

[adzi]

That esacalted quickly. I guess dice are with me today (I know I may jinx myself, but it would be somewhat fun if you too could have such succesful turns)

[Duerer]

Still need orders from Legomc and Maverick.

[Duerer]

Gerda's Battle Group - (Legomc)

The remaining Cultist manages to decapitate the Forgeguard in front of him.


One Schütze fires at an initiate, but misses.


Gerda approaches the Forgefather, but does not strike with her blade and instead gives him a kiss of death.


Forgefather Grzegorz: "DEAUGH!!"
Utterly disgusted by the bitter taste of the kiss, Grzegorz loses one HP and is down to his last. FEAT SUCCESSFUL!

Order of Dobrzyń (adzi)

The Forgefather immediately grabs all the parts of the broken swords, tries to reforge it and cleans it with sacred rites, in order to make it ready for use, again.


Forgefather Grzegorz: "No to mi się kurwa udało!"
And it worked! FEAT SUCCESSFUL!


Both Initiates fire at the last Schütze in Gerda's battle group, but fail to do much damage.


The Knight tries to strike down the Cultist, but misses.


Forgefather Grzegorz: "Your end is near, heretycka wiedźmo!"
Grzegorz and the Forgeguard gang up on Gerda, but due to critically succesful armor rolls, she manages to survive unharmed.

DSN's Reinforcement Group (NPC'd)

The 3 men squad fires on the Blue Heliad Gunners, but either miss or fail to surpass their armor.


The Exo Suit bashes on DeRosa, yet he fails to do much.

Blue Heliad Sciences Corp. (lawmaster)

The Railgunner drops his gun and goes for the BT Hammer.


Meanwhile, the other guys concentrate their fire on the Exo Suit, while DeRosa climbs up the cockpit.


Doctor Mildred DeRosa: "Hey, sweetie!"
Deadly Space Nutzee: "ICH FICK DICH IN DEN ARSCH DU KLEINE FOT-"


*JEB*
She charges up her hammer and smashes the DSN's head.


DeRosa climbs down, before the Suit finally collapses. Due to the combined damage of the Blue Heliad forces, the Exo Suit has been destroyed. Maverick still has control over his remainig Schützen, should he come back.

Overview:


Kill Count:
Order and Blue Heliad Forces: 5+3 =8
Nutzee Forces: 3+1 =4

Hero HP:
Forgefather Grzegorz: 1/3
Doctor DeRosa: 2/3
Gerda von Strauss: 3/3
Deadly Space Nutzee: 0/3

SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 4, NOW!

[Duerer]

Still need orders from lawmaster and Maverick. If Maverick shouldn't return, Legomc may send in orders for his battlegroup. Both Nutzee battlegroup turns will be resolved, separately.

[Duerer]

DSN's Reinforcement Group (NPC'd)

The three Schützen finally manage to gun down the Railgunner with the hammer and the other Melee Marine.

Blue Heliad Sciences Corp. (lawmaster)

The Machinegunner misses, while DeRosa moves forward towards the grunts.

Gerda's Battle Group - (Legomc)

The last Schütze shoots one of the Initiates, that shot at him, last turn.


The Cultist makes quick work with the Knight, before him.


Gerda attempts to hit both, Grzegorz and the Forgeguard with one strike, but only end up hitting one target. FEAT FAILED
Her attack has been redshirted by the Forgeguard, whose armor soaks up all the damage.

Order of Dobrzyń (adzi)

The Forgeguard and Grzegorz gang-up on Gerda, in return. Due to critically successful damage rolls, both manage to beat her down to her last HP and shove her aside.


Initiate: "DLA BRACIA MARIUSZA!"
The last Initiate avanges the death of his brother, by decapitating the last Cultist.

Overview:


Kill Count:
Order and Blue Heliad Forces: 6+3 =9
Nutzee Forces: 5+3 =8

Hero HP:
Forgefather Grzegorz: 1/3
Doctor DeRosa: 2/3
Gerda von Strauss: 1/3
Deadly Space Nutzee: 0/3

SEND ORDERS FOR THE FINAL TURN, NOW!

btw, Legomc may take over the grunts from the other group, as I presume, that Maverick might not return, that soon.