Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Sun May 31, 2015 4:10 pm

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Shadow the Scythe Master: Well, now that's Colette is suffering forever, WE CAN FINALLY GET FUCKED UP. WHO AGREES SAY AYE!

Everyone: AYE!

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Blackdog the Destroyer: I think we should save Colette, and Overwatch. Maybe Blank too.

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Silverdream: Oh Blackdog. Blackdog, Blackdog, Blackdog.

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Silverdream: You know what Silva is right now, he's a blade that gets sharper every time it hits something. What we may see as cracks or marks are actually strengths.

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Silverdream: If we go against him, there's a strong possibility we could lose, and if we lose then he'll be strong enough to beat anyone who comes to save us.

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Silverdream: I hate to say it, but it's best to leave Colette alone. We don't want to risk pissing him off. Double goes for Overwatch.

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Scratch: Agreed, their eternal suffering is a small price to pay for our survival. After all Silverdream, isn't callousness what made you and Colette stronger?

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Silverdream: Exactly. You all mean so much to me. It bothers me that Colette is suffering by herself forever, and I would take her position if it were possible, but for now I don't want any of you guys to suffer.

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Blackdog the Destroyer: But we may be able to beat him! Would you rather sit here for the rest of your existence getting perpetually drunk and playing games, or would you risk it all to protect the ones you love?

Shadow the Scythe Master: The former.

Silverdream: The former.

Scratch: The farmer.

Duerer: Can we get back to the Intermarium Coalition? I had this idea for this new tank.

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Blackdog the Destroyer: Fine. I'll release Colette and Blank myself.

Scratch: You'll what yourself?

Blackdog the Destroyer: If you're all not too cowardly, maybe you'll join me.

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Silverdream: Blackdog, if this is about your position in the hierarchy, don't worry. Colette can't punish you for not saving her. Plus, it's basically a suicide mission. Come and drink with us.

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Blackdog the Destroyer: This isn't about friendship or fear or survival. It's about doing what's right. I'm ashamed that none of you can see that. We've been caught up in exclusion and petty bullshit so long that we've become horrible gods. From now on, I'm not going to be Blackdog the Destroyer. I'm going to be Blackdog, the Loyal Protector. Or maybe Blackdog, the Ebony Wolf. I don't want to get hurt, or see my friends get hurt. But I have to do this because I'm not a selfish asshole like you guys.

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Silverdream: Fucker. If he wasn't about to get his ass kicked, I'd kick it right now.

Shadow the Scythe Master: You know what time it is?

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Shadow the Scythe Master: FUKKEN RUM
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Duerer » Sun May 31, 2015 4:20 pm

What's my green "fig" supposed to resemble?
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Sun May 31, 2015 5:24 pm

It's supposed to resemble those Polish aliens you used to have in your avatar. You're big because I always pictured you being really tall.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Quantumsurfer » Sun May 31, 2015 8:58 pm

Oh, Quantum Surfer Quantumsurfer...you lame ass.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:14 am

Y'all is dicks for not helping me
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:25 pm

I'd save you but I'm busy riding wolves and shit. Y'know.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:49 pm

Thnaks, bro. That means a lot.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Zupponn » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:07 am

And I'm busy plotting to take over the farumverse. Sorry.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:59 pm

There once was ONE.

ONE was alONE. So ONE created FRIENDS.

First ONE created GREEN, the ARROGANT. GREEN was the greatest of the FRIENDS, made to rule over them all. GREEN valued prestige and thought GREEN was the best after ONE. GREEN was the FIRST, GREEN was the MOST IMPORTANT.

ONE created BLACK, the JUSTICE. BLACK would always do what is right. BLACK would protect the FRIENDS, and make sure they didn't do BAD. BLACK was loyal. BLACK was strong. BLACK was the strongest.

ONE created WHITE, the ORDERLY. WHITE was boring. WHITE was predictable. But WHITE made sure that things always went how they should go.

As a gift, ONE created GREY, the LOYAL. GREY would do NICE THINGS FOR THE FRIENDS. GREY would SERVE THE FRIENDS. GREY was a GOOD FRIEND.

As a curse, ONE created RED, the WEIRD. RED was the WILDCARD. RED was the ONE FRIEND that only SERVED TO DESTROY. TO CREATE CHAOS. RED was a RISK. RED was DANGeROUS. RED was ONE's FAVOURITE.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Natalya » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:11 am

oh boy
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:05 am

doesn't make any sense tbh

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Vami IV » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:25 pm

Silverdream wrote:There once was ONE.

ONE was alONE. So ONE created FRIENDS.
Silverdream.
Silverdream wrote:First ONE created GREEN, the ARROGANT. GREEN was the greatest of the FRIENDS, made to rule over them all. GREEN valued prestige and thought GREEN was the best after ONE. GREEN was the FIRST, GREEN was the MOST IMPORTANT.
Colette.
Silverdream wrote:ONE created BLACK, the JUSTICE. BLACK would always do what is right. BLACK would protect the FRIENDS, and make sure they didn't do BAD. BLACK was loyal. BLACK was strong. BLACK was the strongest.
Scratch.
Silverdream wrote:ONE created WHITE, the ORDERLY. WHITE was boring. WHITE was predictable. But WHITE made sure that things always went how they should go.
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Silverdream wrote:As a gift, ONE created GREY, the LOYAL. GREY would do NICE THINGS FOR THE FRIENDS. GREY would SERVE THE FRIENDS. GREY was a GOOD FRIEND.
Vami_IV.
Silverdream wrote:As a curse, ONE created RED, the WEIRD. RED was the WILDCARD. RED was the ONE FRIEND that only SERVED TO DESTROY. TO CREATE CHAOS. RED was a RISK. RED was DANGeROUS. RED was ONE's FAVOURITE.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by cleanupcrew » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:31 pm

Silly Vami. I think it's:
Silverdream wrote:There once was ONE.

ONE was alONE. So ONE created FRIENDS.

First ONE created GREEN, the ARROGANT. GREEN was the greatest of the FRIENDS, made to rule over them all. GREEN valued prestige and thought GREEN was the best after ONE. GREEN was the FIRST, GREEN was the MOST IMPORTANT.
Silverdream self-insert
Silverdream wrote:ONE created BLACK, the JUSTICE. BLACK would always do what is right. BLACK would protect the FRIENDS, and make sure they didn't do BAD. BLACK was loyal. BLACK was strong. BLACK was the strongest.
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Silverdream wrote:ONE created WHITE, the ORDERLY. WHITE was boring. WHITE was predictable. But WHITE made sure that things always went how they should go.
Colette
Silverdream wrote:As a gift, ONE created GREY, the LOYAL. GREY would do NICE THINGS FOR THE FRIENDS. GREY would SERVE THE FRIENDS. GREY was a GOOD FRIEND.
Quantumsurfer
Silverdream wrote:As a curse, ONE created RED, the WEIRD. RED was the WILDCARD. RED was the ONE FRIEND that only SERVED TO DESTROY. TO CREATE CHAOS. RED was a RISK. RED was DANGeROUS. RED was ONE's FAVOURITE.
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Ummm, Scratch is in there somewhere. Maybe he's One?

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:46 pm

lol u are both idiots tbh LITERALLY ALL OF THOSE COLORS ate obviosuly me it represents the rainbow which is a deconstruction of our d a p p e r romance (no H O M O) and if u think therwise than you're havejt even been paying attention from the beggining

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:01 pm

doubleposting tbh

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Black Dog the Destroyer: Special move: Invisible Text!

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Black Dog turns his red text invisible, and then night-warpss to the darkplace.

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Black Dog the Destroyer: In this dimension, I can stealthfully move between Universes in my quest for JUSTICE, like my fearsome mentor, Bat-Judge the Dreadman taught me to, 90 Quadrillion Eons ago in Grade 2.

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Black Dog the Destroyer: I can sense them! Silva's victims. Oh yes, there was a battle near.

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Black Dog the Destroyer: Colette was reduced to that? Poor girl.

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Colette: I'm back!

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Colette: Black Dog, I'm so glad you rescued me. Now I have a special request for you. No, a command.

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Black Dog the Destroyer: S-senpai?

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Colette: I command you to help me destroy Silvadream. He's grown way too powerful.

Blank: Agreed.

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Blank: Even my special eyes, capable of understanding everything took nearly three seconds to comprehend his prison. In that time, he did unspeakable things to that pretty boy Overwatch.

Colette: Go away.

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Blank: You need me. Even your infinite knowledge cannot hope to compare to my infinite+1 knowledge. Plus, you know how I feel about cute boys in danger. I must defend them with my own life!

Black Dog the Destroyer: Overwatch is a girl.

Blank: That's not how I see it.

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