Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (FINISHED)

[Duerer]

Location: Capital District of Planet Puczysk, Confederate territory
Mission: Save the civilian population from the Nazis


A detachment of the Imperial Magikstrate under the leadership of the mage Hieronymus the Warden arrived at the Capital District...


...just in time, to witness the Nazis' onslaught on the civilians. Desparately, they try to run from the aggressors.


Polish civilian: "Prosze pana, niech pan nam pomoże!! BŁAGAM PANA!"
Hieronimus the Warden: "I fear, that I might not fully understand your language, ma'am, in spite of my vast knowledge. But as I see, you and your friends seem to be in big trouble."
Polish civilian: "Please, help us sir! These Piltogg bastards already slaughtered hundreds of us and don't even spare little children! PLEASE, HELP US!!"
Hieronimus the Warden: "We'll see, what we can do about it. "


Kultführer Ignaz: "Give up, old man! You and your magik are just relics of long forgotten past. Make way for the new master, the great Brikthulhu!"


As Ignaz speaks up, General Sigmund Arschspritzen arrives with his hover tank and a squad of Schützen at the battlefield.


Hieronimus the Warden: "You triffle with your own powers. That could have quite severe consequences for you, Cultist"


Hieronymus and his men make way for their tank, to enter the city...


...and at the same moment, Jerzy Durer arrives with his cavalry forces at his disposal
Jerzy Durer: "You have done enough damage on our people! You won't get away, this time!"

[Duerer]

Ladies and Gents, welcome to my new forum battle:
Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux




Factions:
Coalition Forces:
Imperial Magikstrate (Hero, 8 Grunts, 1 Heavy Weapon Guy, 1 Officer, 1 Tank, 2 Crewmen): Apollyon
Polish Cavalry Detachment (Hero, 3 Hussars, 1 Nun, 5 Horses): Silent-Sigfig

Nutzee Forces:
Ignaz' Battle Group (Hero, 2 Terminators, 3 Werewolves, 5 Grunts): motorhead fan
Arschspritzen's Battle Group (Hero, 2 Crewmen, 5 Grunts, 1 Hover Tank): Bluefog

Gameplay Notes:
- The game goes for 7 turns. The winner is the team with the most kills.
- Initiative is determined by dice rolls.
- All heroes have 3 HPs, while the werewolves have 2 HP, each.
- Factions, that haven't send orders within 48 hours of each turn, will be NPC'd.

Stats:

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Imperial Magikstrate







Polish Cavalry Detachment




Ignaz' Battle Group





Arschspritzen's Battle Group

ALL SPOTS ARE TAKEN!

[motorhead fan]

I would like to have ignaz please.

[Apollyon]

Imperial Magistrate please.

[RedRover]

Imperial Magistrate please.

Hell ya, let's go! Glad to see my faction make it into one of your forum battles!!especially since I'm months from being able to attempt one myself

[Silent-sigfig]

Piltogg Tank guy please

[Duerer]

Piltogg Tank guy please

Aww, shite! Bluefog wanted that one in chat. Poles are still there, tho.

[Silent-sigfig]

Sounds good to me.

[Duerer]

Alright, all spots have been claimed!

YOU MAY SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 1, NOW!

[Vami IV]

10,000 Florin says the Nazis lose again

[Duerer]

Whoah, these were pretty fast!

Imperial Magikstrate (Apollyon):

The soldiers around the Heavy Weapon guy and the Smok move towards the Nazis with the Tank, firing it's main gun, as the machine gun is out of range.


The deadly shot has been successfully intercepted by a Terminator.


Hieronymus and the other soldiers move towards the building, nearby. Hieronymus attempts to melt the ground beneath the Von Trotha Tank, but couldn't get enough power, to do so. FEAT FAILED

Ignaz' Battle Group (motorhead fan):

Ignaz lifts his staff and casts a spell to protect his men from damage. FEAT SUCCESSFUL (1+ Armor to all units in Ignaz' battlegroup)


The entire battlegroup moves up to the Von Trotha Tank to aid the allied battlegroup. The Schützen go on response fire.

Polish Cavalry Detachment (Silent-Sigfig):

Jerzy and the other Hussars charge at the battlegroup of Arschspritzen and manage to come close, due to ridiculously high sprint rolls.


The Hussar, who wanted to charge the Von Trotha gets gunned down by the response fire, together with her horse.
Nevertheless, Durer and the other two Hussars kill three Schützen from Arschspritzen's battlegroup.

Note to Silent:

Sry, that I didn't bring in the Jersey Shore reference, but I think there's a little misunderstanding: the name Jerzy, which is the Polish version of George isn't pronounced like "Jersey" but more like [ˈjɛʐɨ] or [yeah-zhey]. The "rz" digraph is probably the most tricky part in that one, for it represents the sound of the English "zh" (a "j" without the "d" sound at the beginning), commonly found in Cyrillic transliterations.

Well, so much for the Slavistics crash course, let's go on with the battle instead.

The Sister rides to Hieronymus and gives him a whip, boosting his skill roll by 1. He barely managed to ward of the damage of the whip.
Soror Dominatrix: "Move it, old man!"
Hieronymus the Warden: "CAREFULLY, LADY! THAT HURT!"

Arschspritzen's Battle Group (Bluefog):

The remaining Schützen fall back and fire at the Hussars, without doing any harm, though.
The Von Trotha fires with his machine guns without any effect, yet manages to deal one HP damage (2 HP remaining) to Jerzy.

Overview:



Kills:
Coalition Forces: 1+3= 4
Nutzee Forces: 2+0 =2

HP and SP:
Jerzy Durer: 2/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Kultführer Ignaz: 3/3 HP
General Arschspritzen: 3/3 HP
Smok Battle Tank: 6/6 SP
Von Trotha Hover Tank: 7/7 SP

Send orders for Turn 2, now!

[stubby]

There's some yeahzhy shore action for you. Is that shot coming from the front or from behind?

[Duerer]

Is that shot coming from the front or from behind?

From the front, shot from the tank's main gun. Fixing these studs on the fig was a pain in the ass, tho.

[stubby]

It was a joke. The shot looks a lot funnier going the other way.

[Duerer]

Still need orders from Bluefog and Apollyon.