We pick up the story:
TURN 1
Apollyon as played by Apollyon
Activating his metal appreciation mode, he commences air guitar and headbanging.
It's super effective!
Apollyon now has magic metal guitar.
Zupponn as played by Zupponn
Zupponn gets down to work.
Zupponn & co. Weapons & Supplies is now open for business.
Thug Guy as played by Ultrashmirt
Zupponn & co. Weapons & Supplies has its first customer!
Whilst Zupponn is finding the appropriate wares for his customer, the thug guy takes Zupponn's cloak, all sneaky-like, and replaces it with his cap.
Zupponn doesn't notice and returns with the wares.
The transaction proceeds smoothly. Zupponn procures another box to hold the loot.
Thug Guy now has Heavy Gatling Gun.
Zupponn now has 1x loot. +50 pts.
Dodger the Scoutmaster as played by Quantumsurfer
She stays exactly where she was.
Duerer as played by Durer
Duerer begins fighting his way to the newly established weapons shop.
Unfortunately for Dodger, Durer disrupts her Holographic Decoy.
The Traveller played by devincp
Unfortunately the barrel is now being protected by Zupponn & co. Weapons & Supplies. So instead the Traveller activates his Laser Wrench as a Nova Sword.
As for his suitcase, he thinks he can spot it over there. And that looks suspiciously like the shifty chap who nicked it in the first place - yes him, the one with the cap. Who does he think he is, some sort of secret agent? The nerve.
Clockwork Knight as played by Brickguy, currently defaulting
It takes stock of its surroundings.
I was going to do a full 360* head turn but gratuitous photography is gratuitous.
It heads off towards the shop.
Zupponn makes another sale.
Clockwork Knight now has Halberd and Large Shield.
Zupponn now has x2 loot. +50 pts.
Scratch as played by Scratch
Scratch takes a shot at the peach standing on the table.
Darn it, you forgot to pack your silencer.
Unfortunately, the peach just had to be a dodgy maytriks guy. You hate dodgy maytriks guys.
However, maytriks dodgyness doesn't mean incredible balance. The peach falls over.
So Scratch goes and takes his trenchcoat.
Warhead as played by Warhead
Summoning more undead, Warhead finishes his spell.
Ahimaen (NPC Daemon, Warhead ally) has joined the game.
"Ah, Ahrimaen. I trust you have my axe?"
"Lord Warhead, I don't see why you couldn't just carry it in those pockets of yours."
"It'd have set off the metal detectors."
"Ah."
Warhead now has Necro Axe.
Alexander Daylik as played by Legomc
Alexander moves towards Zupponn & co. Weapons & Supplies. This is quite simple for him, as he just has to follow in Durer's wake.
Silvadream as played by Silverdream
Silvadream activate's the glove's expansion matrix.
He then shield-bashes Natalya.
Revenant as played by M220
Revenant tries some fancy gun-kata.
He fails miserably - not a single hit, let alone a casualty.
Truff Smasheadkiller as played by lawmaster
"TRUFF SMASH!"
And so he did.
Triple critical on both hitting and damage annihilated the robot. He never had a chance.
Truff has slain Damaged Space Robot. +100 pts.
"I AM BEST OF ORK! BOW BEFORE TRUFF!"
Angry Fire Wizard as played by Lordintype
Deciding his trusty Fire Stick isn't enough, Angry Fire Wizard barters with Zupponn.
As he has no acceptable loot on him, Zupponn refuses to make the sale.
Angry Fire Wizard decides to vent.
But Zupponn's being stubborn, and no further weapons are forthcoming. Zupponn begins rebuilding.
Captain Jaws as played by Alex
Jaws gets to business.
Jaws has slain Secret Agent. +100 pts.
Don't mind the dirty big red measuring stick. Forgot to move it.
He also takes a shot at the po-po, but misses.
Sir Sporktimus as played by Sir Sporktimus
Sir Sporktimus gives the ninja what-for.
It ends in a stalemate.
Major Natalya as played by Natalya
Major Natalya won't take nothin' from no-one.
Surprisingly, Silvadream has really bad armour rolls, and takes one point of damage.
Natalya then gets mission control to send her a shield and heavy blaster, since they couldn't find her rifle.
Piltogg as played by piltogg
Piltogg goes to the bar…
…and orders a kamakazi.
There is no punchline.
Vami as played by VamiIV
Vami: "Hey, Rody…"
Rody: "Step away from the bar, son."
Vami: "As I was saying, you're dead, Rody."
Neko: "Rody's dead? Does that mean I can be the barkeep?"
Vami: "Sure, why not."
Rody: "I guess I could use the help."
Neko: "Yay!"
Rody: "But I'm not dead!"
Vami: "Prove it."
Piltogg: "I'm still waiting."
Rody: "Neko, can you serve him? Don't mind that guy, Vami."
Vami: "Well, he's pretty armless, isn't he?"
Rody: "That was really bad, even for your standards."
Vami: "Points for trying?"
Rody: "Anyway, I'm not dead; you could say I'm just… differently alive. We do have cloning facilities. And with the number of alternate kanons that converge here, I'm surprised you're making a deal of it. I mean, you're not a robot or anything."
Vami: "Or am I…"
Rody: "And Truff's not a real ork, though he thinks he is…"
Truff: "TRUFF HAMMER SMASH!"
Rody: "So yeah. I decided I wanted to be part of this, so here I am. Suck it up, princess. Can I get you something to drink?"
Neko has joined the game (currently NPC, protected under the Barman and Band Act (1999))
NEW ARRIVALS
The Traveller's Evil Clone as played by Raggmopp
General McFadden as played by Trent099 (if he doesn't turn up, he'll just default to NPC.)
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Leaderboard:
Zupponn: 100 pts (x2 loot)
Truff: 100 pts (x1 NPC kill)
Captain Jaws: 100 pts (x1 NPC kill)
Point Award Scheme:
50 per loot obtained
100 per NPC kill (no points for killing your own summoned creatures)
150 per PC kill
Loot can only be obtained through sales/acquisitions/loot drops. A character does not need loot to make a purchase, but loot shall be given to the seller regardless. Characters with loot making a purchase will lose the respective amount of loot. In other words, everything in shops is free, but those selling get points for each sale. The Dungeon Master (me, QuadDigits) reserves the right to prevent a sale (see Angry Fire Wizard, who already had/has a decent weapon and didn't need another). Loot cannot be gained by looting bodies, unless the dead characters had a positive loot balance.
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Character Status:
Silvadream: -1 HP (1 remaining)
Damaged Space Robot: Dead
Secret Agent: Dead
All characters not listed in character status are in peak condition.
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END TURN 1
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All characters who do not receive orders will revert to self-preservation: No actions, only self-preservation and reactions against those who attack them.
Hopefully turn 2 won't take another three months.
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