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by Zupponn » Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:38 pm
This thread is going to be for the winners of the BrikCaptions thread, which you can view
here. I also linked each caption to the original picture for people who want to read all the entries. Just click on the winner's name to be taken to the original posting of the picture. Enjoy!
Zahru II wrote:
Jerzy shows the Polonian classic "2 briks 1 tub" to the team for the first time. Their expressions speak for themselves.
Zupponn wrote:
Girl: Please don't tell me you're going to try to jump that canyon.
Guy: Okay.
Kommander Ken wrote:
Inspired by the current trends on social media, the beam saber wielding Hero performed a heroic feat of twerking his plastic buttocks. The feat of distraction was successful, and the enemy engineers were either mesmerized or terrified. Probably both.
Silverdream wrote:
Peasant teenagers had moved from cowtipping to something even more dangerous, Knight tipping.
Zahru II wrote:
Ung'k the barbarian stands mortified in the heat of the battle, having realized he doesn't have a unit plate of his own. This triggers his crippling inferiority complex that he's been keeping buried via his macho persona for years.
aoffan23 wrote:
Steve is now doubly glad he wore his brown pants today.

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by Zupponn » Fri Jan 15, 2016 2:28 pm
Zahru II wrote:
Chromeface learned that whoever came up with the story of the lady of the lake took a lot of artistic liberties.
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by Zupponn » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:24 pm
Tzan wrote:
NorthKorean Neptune: "Surface worlder! as you can see I hold our latest technology, a Type 3 Dong, so four is a crowd, move along."
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by Zupponn » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:37 pm
Kommander Ken wrote:
It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.
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by RedRover » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:49 pm
Did I win that one?
Edit: you put my caption on the last photo instead of Ken's
Ken's: It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.
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Tzan
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by Tzan » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:04 am
Everyone missed the Dethklock references too.
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by Zupponn » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:51 am
RedRover wrote:Did I win that one?
Edit: you put my caption on the last photo instead of Ken's
Ken's: It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.
Whoops, my bad. Fixed.
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by Zupponn » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:01 pm
Zupponn wrote:
Knight: "I guess that's one way to tame a Clear Transparent snake."
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by Zupponn » Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:20 pm
RedRover wrote:
Alright girls, get him into the chest to ship off to the factory. We gotta get a mold of those abs for the cheese-graders.
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by Zupponn » Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:28 pm
Silverdream wrote:
In the grimdark future of WALMART, pantsless vapers roam wild.
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by Zupponn » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:09 am
Zupponn wrote:
Beeman always claimed that he'd rather chainsaw his own face than watch fishing.
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by Zupponn » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:30 pm
Tzan wrote:
One millisecond before the engineers walk away off the map, while massive explosions go off behind them.
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by Vami IV » Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:26 pm
RedRover wrote:
Jason thought to himself, "Shit, I'm stuck in one of these contemporary art exhibits again."
Scratch wrote:
"All this tempting but cursed Aztec gold, and it's covered in Ċat hair! What could it mean?"
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by Zupponn » Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:55 pm
Vami IV wrote:RedRover wrote:
Jason thought to himself, "Shit, I'm stuck in one of these contemporary art exhibits again."
Scratch wrote:
"All this tempting but cursed Aztec gold, and it's covered in Ċat hair! What could it mean?"
Remember to add the quote links.
Zahru II wrote:
This Could Be Us But You Still Playin
Vami IV wrote:
Małgorzata Sadow's sister led less than stellar careers
CaptainZebra wrote:
Warhead's war band has really let it self go...
mgb519 wrote:
And remember, kids: PMS and swords do not mix.
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by Zupponn » Mon Aug 15, 2016 12:59 am
Scribonius wrote:
Nope, John Conner isn't hiding inside of this guy either...
Red_SPAMbot wrote:
Back in the old neighborhood, we called this making a banana split the hard way...