Revel Rousers - Turn One

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Revel Rousers - Turn One

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:24 pm

Welcome to Revel Rousers, a bombastic bar brawl filled with booze, boobs, and briks!


I'll be rolling initiative for the start of every turn, to ensure everything is as random as possible. Who needs an orderly battle for a bar brawl, anyway?


Here's the lineup for Turn 1:

Tavern Staff (mgb519), Norsemen (RedRover), Sanitation Overseer (Duerer), Frostborne (bann154), Esduin (Silent_Sigfig)


Also, some more boring notes before we get into the good stuff:

Both Frostborne and the Norsemen units are under the effect of Intoxication, a simple game mechanic I made up on the fly for shits and giggles. Maybe it's been done before but it sounded fun in my head.

It is as follows: Intoxication effects are decided by the flip of a coin at the beginning a player's turn. If heads, units who are considered 'under the influence' will get a +1 to their skill rolls during their current active turn. If tails, they’ll get a -1 on their skill rolls for their current active turn. Either way the effects (positive or negative) only last during their active turns and will reset with another coin flip on the next.


Anyway, lets get down to business.

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Revel Rousers - Turn One



Tavern Staff (mgb519):





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The maiden behind the bar recognizes the danger she and her tavern is in, so she turns toward her patrons and attempts to persuade one of them to come to their protection.





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Her attempt met with success, one of the patrons jumps atop the bar wielding an empty glass bottle in his hostess’s defense.





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The other maid tries the same, leaning real close to an elderly patron and whispering words of encouragement.





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The old man rises from his seat, “well, as long as I get a back rub afterwards...”





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Meanwhile, The Chef is busy working on his greatest meal yet. He produces a bottle of alcohol and dumps the entire thing into the stew, which bubbles in response.







Norsemen (RedRover):




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The Norsemen decide to continue drinking while Gisella jumps up on the table.





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She aims her boomstick in the direction of the Esduin soldiers, “eat this!”





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But the rifle jams up and doesn’t even fire, heroic feat failure! “Damned technology!”
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Re: Revel Rousers - Turn One

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:40 pm

Sanitation Overseer (Duerer):


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The Overseer keeps up the act of being a janitor, pretty much staying completely invisible to the denizens of the tavern.





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He mops his way to the nearest table, pauses, and then looks around him. The brawl just a couple tables away from him is the perfect distraction, his timing couldn’t have been any more perfect.





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The Overseer then stoops over to peer under the table, again his suspicious movements completely unnoticed by anyone else.





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He doesn’t like what he sees.





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A mushroom! The fungus was growing under the table. The Sanitation Overseer does not approve.





Frostborne (bann154):



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The bowman backs up a few steps and fires a shot into the group of intruders.





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He crits and the arrow strikes true, right into the chest cavity of an elf.





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Response fire from the Esduin archers stationed at the windows however bring him down.





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The swordsman yells a battle cry and slashes at the Esduin Lieutenant.





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He doesn’t accomplish much.





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The Icebreaker trails behind him, his armor making it difficult to maneuver around the room.





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Ken meanwhile attempts a Heroic Feat and lifts up the now-vacant table. “Wow, this thing’s surprisingly lighter than it looks.”





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He tosses the table into the air like a giant Frisbee.





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It crushes an Esduin soldier, not quite killing him, but trapping the elf under the table. Feat successful!





Esduin (Silent_Sigfig):

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Both his soldiers incapacitated or dead, Lieutenant Thorailin performs a Heroic Feat and draws in the nearest enemy. He maneuvers his elegant blade and slices the swordsman’s head clean off. Feat success!





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I'm accepting orders for Turn Two now! :belushi:


Turn One Statistics:

Kills:
Frostborne - 1
Esduin - 2
Norsemen - 0
Tavern Staff - 0
Sanitation Overseer - ?

Units Left
Frostborne - 1 Icebreaker, 1 Hero
Esduin - 1 soldier, 2 archers, 1 Hero
Norsemen - 3 warriors, 1 Hero
Tavern Staff - 2 Maidens, +2 patrons, 1 Hero
Sanitation Overseer - 1 Hero

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Re: Revel Rousers - Turn One

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue Feb 02, 2016 3:34 pm

Just waiting on mgb519, Silent_Sigfig, and bann154 for orders!

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Re: Revel Rousers - Turn One

Post by Silent-sigfig » Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:51 pm

My bad, orders are sent
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Re: Revel Rousers - Turn One

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:43 pm

It's alright! Just waiting on bann154 now.

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Re: Revel Rousers - Turn One

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:39 pm

UPDATE: Turn Two will be posted early this week! (Just in case anyone thinks I've forgotten. :) )

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