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[Valiant]

"Picked up these caricatures up at the pub; they were causing a ruckus."

"Have you questioned any of them detective?"

"I did constable, but their stories aren't anything to go by. They'll exaggerate how everyone ticked them off while omitting their wrongdoing entirely!"

[runnybabbit223]

Mutations, backwards evolution, and the hospital 999 have all contributed to changing the "alpha fig," the pure bock-figure, into the hideously deformed "mini-fig" we see today.



Ok, not very inspirational, but I thought it needed to be said.

[Duerer]

"Look at their faces! Their horrible faces!"

[RedRover]

Jason thought to himself, "Shit, I'm stuck in one of these contemporary art exhibits again."

[Silverdream]

The Blockbot subrace of Nok'ovs started off as primitive, unable to blend in with minifigs, but today they are nearly indistinguishable, the only true way to tell is by checking their clothes for stains.

[Tzan]

I think I have to go with RedRover for this one.

[RedRover]

I think I have to go with RedRover for this one.

Hell yeah

Here is the next photo to be captioned:

[Silverdream]

This is what happens when you try to sleep with my wife's son you tramp.

[Duerer]

There's no chance, that someone could possibly break the Great Houdini's piss chains.

[Valiant]

"Who's Your Daddy?!"

[Vami IV]

The Thread died, so I declare ME the winner!

You have until the 21st of June.

[Valiant]

"Shhh... did you hear that?"

[Silverdream]

Oh my god, someone stole my gold codpiece! Could this day get any worse?

[Red_SPAMbot]

"Okay, who's the joker? The radioactive core and the cyanide emitter are still in here, but WHERE'S THE KAT?"

[RedRover]

Mounds of gold pale in comparison to the joy minfigs get in worshipping their KAT overlords.