Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

[RedRover]

I think Poland should be a permanent power.

[RagingKrikkit]

Oh, fuck, that was Colette who posted this. I'm so used to the beluga pic that nothing else even registers anymore. And I thought he left. Like, a few times.

[Silverdream]

Oh, fuck, that was Colette who posted this. I'm so used to the beluga pic that nothing else even registers anymore. And I thought he left. Like, a few times.

How long were you gone for?

[RagingKrikkit]

About 3 years, back during Piltogg's quest for the banhammer et. al.

[Duerer]

And I thought he left. Like, a few times.

We all thought, that he recently left for college.

[cleanupcrew]

And I thought he left. Like, a few times.

We all thought, that he recently left for college.

I still have an internet connection, although I don't have access to my lego, so my activity is not quite as prolific as it once was.

[cleanupcrew]

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[Duerer]

Looks like all these terrorists are now trying to act hip and cool, in order to stay somewhat relevant.

[Scratch]

Oh hey, look who it is, when's the last time you've been relevant?
Thought I kicked you to the curb with the my last verses, but months later you still came crawling back. *ahem*

Try to step to me? You don't compare to me.
I'll spill your guts, lay them bare for all to see.
Honestly you surprise me, the way you left after the last round I thought you fucking died
or rolled up into a ball, went back home to mom and cried.
It's been months, near a GR since I smacked your beardy ass so hard you didn't try get back up
You're so pathetic now it makes me rightly get cracked up,

Seriously man, who do you think still cares about you?
You're so outdated even the FELC consider you old news.
Since we last traded rhymes man you ain't done shit.
I've been growing in power, you and your crew's been out of it.
You can't win a rap battle like you can't win a war,
Cover your own ass before you call a player a whore.

You talk tall, but you can't beat the fucking Emerians, been shit since the beginning,
And what you call sucking up, man I call it winning.
I've got the police on the leash like a fucking K-9,
I head an intergalactic political body as something to do in my spare time,
and with all that accounted for I still find the time to rhyme,
and smack down a washed up radical online,

Since we last spoke I've been balling it,
Your soggy rhymes ain't going to make me think of calling it.
You say I don't fight battles, that's a fucking lie
Did you fucking see what was left of that Spades Shady guy?
I'm the king of kings, the best and the classiest mobfather,
If you weren't a virgin I'd fuck your wife and I'd fuck your daughter.

I shouldn't expect much from a guy who has idiot for a middle name,
But honestly? you're so misguided and ignorant it's just fucking lame.
I'll refute you point for point, and send the ball back to your court.
I'll make up for all those times I shoulda paid your mother for child support.

Call me a drug dealer, but I'm not the one who's blowing smoke,
pull that vape out of your ass, remember I sold you that toke,
You call my mob ragtag, when we're worth more than the country you're invading,
You don't get on the cover of Forbes by just tax-evading.
Your use of innuendo speaks of deep insecurity,
are you so uncomfortable with yourself you project onto me?
There's more dicks in your verse than your sausage-fest army,
Gonna take more than an inch and a half for anything you throw at me to harm me.

I'm an excellent host man, don't blame my hospitality,
When I force-feed you a hot dose of true reality
"OASIS fights its own battles" sure is a nice way to say "we're losing"
You claim to promote war, but you sure aren't succeeding.

You think you're alive because you're strong? you're just a pest I don't care enough about to fumigate.
Take these rhymes with you to your little room to ruminate.
I've forgotten more about Emeria than you've ever conquered,
So when I deign to spit sick shit at you, you better be honored.
You best shave off your neckbeard and learn to grow some balls.
And don't whine at me like I'm a girl who isn't returning your phone calls.

You calling me a phony? man I'm realer than you,
my army's a million times your pathetic little crew.
I'd buy your whole army if I thought it'd be worth the price,
but it'd cost twice as much just to get them de-liced.

You're a joke, you're dead broke, I sell you the shit that you smoke, I'll rephrase:
All told as a rapper you're unfit,
old mold on a peach pit,
I'm surprised you didn't quit,
but that's probably because you just don't get it,
get it? just quit, you'll never be more than 2 bit,
a bit player who's STILL convinced he's the best shit,
So either get off my stage or I'll fucking throw you off of it.
*drops mike, mike burns a hole through the stage*

[Zupponn]

GT for sale.

[motorhead fan]

I'll buy, I don't know what for, but I'll buy.

[RedRover]

I'll buy, I don't know what for, but I'll buy.

The spirit running cooperate America

[Zupponn]

if you give us money we will give you product

[bann154]

if you give us money we will give you product

I'll take 10

[Duerer]

Offering the purest BT in the hood! Comes in three different flavours.