turn order determined by random number generator (1-100)
24- Tarley’s Militia
72- Rohmer’s Forces
37- Baldur’s Forces
59- Aslore's Imperial Magikstrate
78- Shit Goat Tribe
93- USSSR Squad
19- Colton’s Imperial Magikstrate
Imperial Magikstrate: Colton (Duerer)
The Angels start to move in on the shit goats
They fly higher up to get a good shot
they fire on a poor little warrior.
He dies to their gun-fire.
The commandos start moving towards the stairs to advance into the wooded area.
Colton charges his hammer for the next attack, trying to impersonate Thor in the process
Colton -"I am the God of of the sky! Hear my thunder! Feel my lightening!"
The Norse gods do not shine their favor upon Colton, he drops his hammer on his face. Luckily it wasn't enough to damage him, but he did disrupt himself.
Tarley's Militia (Lordintype)
The scout tries to do something with the barrels but is too drunk to function, she just face-plants into the beer.
Tarley -"Is that an explosive pink flower I see? I once encountered one of these in my past battles. If they are touched they explode! Hmmm..."
Tarely takes a wild shot at a pink flower near some technocratic troops.
He miraculously hit it! It causes a decent sized explosion! Feat Successful.
It causes a decent sized explosion! Feat Successful.
The explosion was enough to kill one of the gunners.
However, the explosion was not enough to kill Baldur, he tumbles over the rock from the blast.
One of the squad members splits off and hides behind a bush, that lost sniper shot was too close of a call.
The remaining two squad members fire unto the technocrats.
They only muster up enough damage to take one of them out.
The Guard manning the speed boat drifts up with the current, he is still on response fire even though it looks like no shit goats are coming anytime soon.
Johanase looks for more coffee while the rest of the people stand around order-less.
Technocratic Union: Baldur (Alex)
Baulder gets up after being knocked around by two explosions.
Baulder -"I'm getting tired of these games."
He pulls out a radio
Baulder -"Baulder to Capital SHIP requesting arial bombardment, authorization code: Blitzkrieg 1940
Radio Voice -"Uhh sorry commander, our air forces are tied up currently."
Feat Failed.
The Wǔshì dāo get up.
One steps carefully through the fire to grab the beam sword of a fallen comrade while the other is already dual wielding.
The hop over the small hill towards the defenders,
and land near the shit goats, though they refrain from attacking them.
Baulder's men clear some bodies out of the way and move behind the small wall where they fire upon Tarely's militia.
One crit fails and falls on his ass.
The other three are successful and overcome the cover bonus to kill the 2 man squad.
The heavy gunner takes a shot at Tarley.
The bullets graze Tarley and he is not amused.
Imperial Magikstrate: Aslore (Runnybabbit223)
Aslore sees another rocket which intrigues him.
he grabs it and moves towards the rocket launcher, not wanting to try the fish thing twice.
He loads the rocket,
and waits for next turn to use it.
The IRS mech lumbers over the gait.
It moves towards the entrenched technocrats.
The mech grabs a trooper with its LBT crush claw
The claws easily slice through the fleshy trooper,
and drops his body to the ground spilling blood and guts over all over.
The IM squad moves up just enough to be in range of the squad behind the small stone wall.
They fire upon the technocrats,
taking the officer and one of the troopers down. Only one trooper is left (the disrupted one).
The enforcers move up, they are incredibly slow and are dying to get into some action.
Technocratic Union: Rohmer (Steel_Valkyrie)
The Sniper positions himself. He no longer has a clear shot at the target he wanted this turn, so he switches targets.
He lets off a round.
The round head-shots the last militia soldier flowing his skull to tiny pieces.
Rohmer's three man squad moves into position behind the stone wall.
They concentrate fire on Tarley.
Massive damage rolls and no available redshirts take both of Tarley's HP.
Tarley -"Oh..dratsss....uhgh
Rohmer and the gunner get up from being disrupted.
Rohmer -"Soldier, do you think you could salvage some of these tanks parts?"
Gunner -"Yes Sir!"
Rohmer -"Good. I have an idea."
Rohmer instructs the Gunner on making a gun out of the parts.
The Gunner under Rohmer's orders succeeds! Feat Successful!
The Gunner, under Rohmer's command, is able to successfully get a shot off at the IRS Mech.
The mech looses an arm and an sp.
Shit Goat Tribe (Motorhead Fan)
Chieftain -"THPUUUUUUT BOOF BOOF!"
The Chieftain's spell turns one of the angel's weapon into a turd. Feat Successful.
The Shat-gunner takes a shot at the other angel.
The angel is struck with a hardened piece of shit,
and drops to the ground dead.
the other shit goats hide in the woods and wait for an ample time to strike.
USSSR Battle-group (Bann154)
The Russian Officer tries to inspire fear into his troops with threats of the gulags.
The troopers are not inspired and instead take a skill penalty as they are distracted by the horrors of the gulags. Feat Failed.
The desolators get up from being disrupted.
They move back towards the foot of the staircase.
The Elita Desantnik move to the top of the staircase. They take aim at the nearest shit goat.
One crit-fails and falls down the staircase. Other than his pride, he is okay.
The other three and the officer obliterate the shat-gunner.
Overview
Health:
Tarley (0/2)
Aslore (2/2)
Colton (2/2)
IRS Mech (3/4)
Baldur (1/2)
Rohmer (2/2)
Russian Officer (2/2)
Panzer Assault Tank (0/5)
Shit Goat Chieftan (2/2)
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Kills:
Team Defenders: 13
Team Nutzees: 9, 1 snake
Team Shit Goat: 1
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Forces Left:
Tarley’s Militia: Johanase, 1 Scout, 2 workers, 2 gurads (one in boat and other on the facility deck)
Rohmer’s Forces: Rohmer, 1 gunner, 1 sniper, 1 squad (3 man including officer)
Baldur’s Forces: Baldur, 2 Wǔshì dāo, 1 regular trooper (disrupted), 1 heavy gunner
Aslore's Imperial Magikstrate: Aslore, IRS Mech, 2 enforcers, 1 squad (5 man including officer)
Shit Goat Tribe: Chieftan, 2 shit goats with axes
USSSR Squad: Russian Officer, 2 desolators, 1 squad (5 Elita Desantnik)
Colton’s Imperial Magikstrate: Colton (disrupted), 1 Angel (no weapon currently), 1 squad (5 IM commandos)
Send Orders for turn 5!
(Note: please be specific in orders, especially if you are using a feat, and put the name of your force in the title. Example: Shit Goats Turn 5
Turn 5
