Brikwars Secret Manly Santa!

[Venge]

i am honestly interested in what you do that pays 2 dollars a week

I wash half a car.

With my brother.

Half a car?

[Insert_blank]

His brother was probably the other half. Don't tell me you never made a centaur costume with your brother and had to put your head between his legs and it was hot so you went naked and he farted right into your mouth when you were trying to navigate through the hallways without really being able to see and crashing into a wall. I feel like most people do this.

[Half-Moon Molly]

Anyone wanna pair up with me?

[Overwatch_Elite]

damn has it been two months already? i need another drink

[Ham]

This is my address I personally would be fine with chocolates or a toolkit, I need to do house repairs
313 Lakeside Dr Kernersville North Carolina 27284

[Half-Moon Molly]

Actually, this was more intended for Legos.

[Overwatch_Elite]

how can he play with legos when he needs to do house repairs?

[Half-Moon Molly]

True that. Home repair first, BRIKWARS BEFORE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ham]

my roof is leaky it melts my legos because of the acid rain

[Half-Moon Molly]

Geez man, I didn't know you lived on Mars.

[Ham]

well I do and I appreciate you not making fun of my situation ok

[Tzan]

well I do and I appreciate you not making fun of my situation ok

It must be rough, sharing a room with Matt Damon.

[Silverdream]

Can we talk about how bad that movie is? It's literally about a guy by himself growing potatoes and waiting to be rescued. Unlike Castaway, where we got to see an interesting environment and the challenges of surviving as an individual, with the knowledge that he would not likely be rescued, it's a barren red wasteland.

[Half-Moon Molly]

I'd have to agree that Castaway is better than The Martian. Tom Hanks never got to listen to Bowie on his tiny fucking island!!!

[Captain-Camper]

But he was never trapped in the vacuum of space. Vacuum of space is a lot scarier than being stuck on some atoll